What would you do if you caught your girlfriend and your "best friend" fucking??

[Doktor Bollix]

What would you do if you caught your girlfriend and your "best friend" fucking??


Her, I would drag out by the hair and eject from the premises.

Him, I would slap him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say "Bad dog. Bad dog."

 

[TC2]

What would you do if you caught your girlfriend and your "best friend" fucking??


Her, I would drag out by the hair and eject from the premises.

Him, I would slap him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say "Bad dog. Bad dog."

 

[danielson]

for the friend, ex-communication and in thje heat of the moment iof u beat him up i guess its understandable

but what do u do to the girl? u can't slap her about.....its just not cricket. so what is there to do? insinuate she;s a slut to all her friends....they will probably empathise with her. hell they have probably done it themselves

i think all i could do is walk away and really try after trying to berate her until she realises what she;s done. however that lack of accountability and honour might throw a cog in the works

What would you do if you caught your girlfriend and your "best friend" fucking??


Her, I would drag out by the hair and eject from the premises.

Him, I would slap him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say "Bad dog. Bad dog."

 

[bwood]

i would say...

honey, i just found out that i have aids...

and leave quietly...

 

[starfish]

What would you do if you caught your girlfriend and your "best friend" fucking??


Her, I would drag out by the hair and eject from the premises.

Him, I would slap him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say "Bad dog. Bad dog."

LMAO!!!!!


..........except don't hit your pets

 

[Lao Tzu]

i'd call her house and hang up when she answered the phone. that'll learn 'er.

 

[Haz]

Kick my "friends" ass, and then slug the bitch in the gut so hard that she pukes. It won't leave any marks, and it might make her think twice about fucking over some guy in the future.

 

[BigRedCat]

In situations like this you have to ask yourself, what would Al Pacino do?
Say something witty, act calm then beat the "friend" up- and of course kick them both out on the street- their clothes following after them. It isn't worth much more, no point getting arrested because a girl cheats on you. Just get a new girl, there are plenty out there. Oh and get some new friends too!

 

[theoak01]

for this relationship i would bring either my glock into effect or my nice 12 gauge and both would suffer that shit

i couldnt stand the thought of my girl with someone else

but if it was a non serious relationship i would hog toie them and throw them in the street nude

 

[gwl9dta4]

heh that's an easy one. First since it's your best friend he knows she is yours and it commiting an immoral act. Well then, i would know him out cold. Then grab the female and not lay a hand on her, i would just make her leave the house. That's it.

Oh wait i forgot to mention that she would have to leave right there and then. Yes that means she would be made to leave in that instant, naked. Yep, thrown out of the house naked through the front door. That should leave some good psychological scars, as well as satisfy the hunger for revenge with no physical harm to her.