What would you do if you caught your girlfriend and your "best friend" fucking??

[Puc]

don't forget to do a little terroristic threatening while you are at it cas.

 

[TC2]

TC you should start humping your best friend. Really freak the girl out.

This wasn't me that it happened to, and more than likely his dumbshit ass will take her back.

 

[casavant]

don't forget to do a little terroristic threatening while you are at it cas.

LOL. I'm not sure if you meant that facetiously or in friendly jest, but I'll take it as the latter.

I think I would forego all jawboning and cut to the chase in that kind of situation. I've never been much of a shit talker anyway.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Considering the fact that visitors to my shanty town sleep in sleeping bags, I'd probably roll them up, tie the bag shut tightly, then beat the shit out of it with a crowbar.

I would stop every now and then for a glass of shine, perhaps a cigar, then continue with the fun until the bag didn't move as much.

Then I'd fasten some rocks onto it and dump it in the lake.

Shit, I might even do that if they aren't fucking each other just so I have a spare bag to stomp on.

 

[casavant]

Shit, I might even do that if they aren't fucking each other just so I have a spare bag to stomp on.

Watch out now, SG. You almost slipped out of character with that one. It just didn't have that Goatslayeresque tone to it.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Zut alors.

 

[casavant]

Zut alors.

I don't know what that means, but I feel I should point out that this is actually the first time I've addressed you directly and vice-versa. Interesting....

 

[plornive]

Here's a question:

Do you think you could control yourself in that situation? Could you get yourself to think clearly enough to do what you stated in this thread?

 

[XBiker]

I don't know what that means, but I feel I should point out that this is actually the first time I've addressed you directly and vice-versa. Interesting....

Ahhh, young love in bloom.