What would you do if you caught your girlfriend and your "best friend" fucking??

[TC2]

This happened to a friend of mine reccently.

first off, he treated this girl well. She moved into HIS APT. and they liived together for awhile.

He comes home one day from work and the door is locked, the deadbolt also. so (he had suspisions before) kicked down the door and ran to HIS BEDROOM and found his "best friend and his girlfriend in HIS BED both naked both sweating, obviously caught in the act.

Well he beat down his friend(he had to go to jail too) and told her to get the fuck out.

My question is What would you do if this was you??

I personally would beat the shit outta BOTH of their asses

I don't give a shit if shes a women or not, you just dont fuck someone over like that in his apt and in his bed with his "best friend".

 

[casavant]

I would do with that guy did. Dballer (I think it was him) had a friend who caught a guy screwing his wife and blew the dude's head off with a 12 gauge shotgun right beside her. Hardcore.

 

[BodhiDharma]

I would do with that guy did. Dballer (I think it was him) had a friend who caught a guy screwing his wife and blew the dude's head off with a 12 gauge shotgun right beside her. Hardcore.

 

[casavant]

The dude is in prison now, needless to say.

 

[rnch]

he shudda grudge fucked BOTH of them!!!!!!!!!!!!







also waited about 6 weeks, called both of them and told them his AIDS test came back positive and for them to get tested.

 

[Warik]

I believe infidelity should be an open legal invitation to beat out revenge. That's one of the few ways our country has de-evolved, as I think it is legal to kick your woman's ass if she cheats on you in some other countries.

-Warik

 

[Puddles]

I would have joined in for a cool 3-some.

 

[supertech69]

Nobody is worth going to jail for, especially some bitch that is cheating on you. I'd have told just started grabbing her shit & throwing it into the street. Time to find another hoe! Then I would go find one of her friends to fuck!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

deffinetelly beat the fuck out of my friend,and fuck my girl over on the internet,and with her family

 

[TC2]

Yeah, but what makes it worse is that it was HIS APT and HIS BED.

Thats too much, I would have snapped and seriously fucked them up.

If she was just some whore, that went behind his back and went SOMEWHERE ELSE to fuck him over, I could just tell her to fuck off( I'd still beat my "buddies" ass though). But when you purpoesly do some shit like that, your asking for a beat down.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

What would you do if you caught your girlfriend and your "best friend" fucking??


Her, I would drag out by the hair and eject from the premises.

Him, I would slap him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say "Bad dog. Bad dog."

 

[TC2]

What would you do if you caught your girlfriend and your "best friend" fucking??


Her, I would drag out by the hair and eject from the premises.

Him, I would slap him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say "Bad dog. Bad dog."

 

[danielson]

for the friend, ex-communication and in thje heat of the moment iof u beat him up i guess its understandable

but what do u do to the girl? u can't slap her about.....its just not cricket. so what is there to do? insinuate she;s a slut to all her friends....they will probably empathise with her. hell they have probably done it themselves

i think all i could do is walk away and really try after trying to berate her until she realises what she;s done. however that lack of accountability and honour might throw a cog in the works

What would you do if you caught your girlfriend and your "best friend" fucking??


Her, I would drag out by the hair and eject from the premises.

Him, I would slap him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say "Bad dog. Bad dog."

 

[bwood]

i would say...

honey, i just found out that i have aids...

and leave quietly...

 

[starfish]

What would you do if you caught your girlfriend and your "best friend" fucking??


Her, I would drag out by the hair and eject from the premises.

Him, I would slap him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say "Bad dog. Bad dog."

LMAO!!!!!


..........except don't hit your pets

 

[Lao Tzu]

i'd call her house and hang up when she answered the phone. that'll learn 'er.

 

[Haz]

Kick my "friends" ass, and then slug the bitch in the gut so hard that she pukes. It won't leave any marks, and it might make her think twice about fucking over some guy in the future.

 

[BigRedCat]

In situations like this you have to ask yourself, what would Al Pacino do?
Say something witty, act calm then beat the "friend" up- and of course kick them both out on the street- their clothes following after them. It isn't worth much more, no point getting arrested because a girl cheats on you. Just get a new girl, there are plenty out there. Oh and get some new friends too!

 

[theoak01]

for this relationship i would bring either my glock into effect or my nice 12 gauge and both would suffer that shit

i couldnt stand the thought of my girl with someone else

but if it was a non serious relationship i would hog toie them and throw them in the street nude

 

[gwl9dta4]

heh that's an easy one. First since it's your best friend he knows she is yours and it commiting an immoral act. Well then, i would know him out cold. Then grab the female and not lay a hand on her, i would just make her leave the house. That's it.

Oh wait i forgot to mention that she would have to leave right there and then. Yes that means she would be made to leave in that instant, naked. Yep, thrown out of the house naked through the front door. That should leave some good psychological scars, as well as satisfy the hunger for revenge with no physical harm to her.

 

[Austin316]

My "friend" wpould just have to lose his manhood, she i do not know about, something bad though

 

[manny78]

I would gladly try my Glock 32 on both of them.

 

[minion]

I'd just tell'em to get dressed and get the fuck out.
There's nothing to say at this point. Just go.

 

[KAYNE]

THIS QUESTION IS EASY.....I WOULD KILL THEM BOTH!!! ITS A NO BRAINER.


KAYNE

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

my anger doesn't kick in unless i'm impatient and irritated by something. i don't know what i would do in this situation since it has never happened to me. probably tell them to buy me some new bedsheets.

 

[plornive]

That would suck.

I like the idea of throwing the girl's shit out the window (if it is a highrise) and locking her out naked. Then I would probably physically threaten the "friend" and make sure he didn't help the girl at all. Make him walk outside in his undies and make sure he doesn't help my naked bitch at all.

The effect would be heightened if one lived in a highrise in a busy area of a large city. Lots of people to see your naked girl and not much the guy could do to you while you were escorting him in his undies (or naked) to a taxi. All of the girl's shit would be lost in the street after being thrown out of the window. Expensive jewelry, purse, ID, clothes, panties, tampons, etc.

 

[Night Fly]

I'm with minion on this one. What else can you do, but tell them to get out...what's done is done. I would act so calm that it would freak them out...(of course I say that now, but no one really ever knows how they would react unless it happened to them).

 

[c-sharp minor]

It happened to me and I haven't spoken to either in 10 years.


When the people who are closest to you, screw you around, that's when it hurts the most.


To be fair, I wasn't the nicest person on the planet back then.

 

[TC2]

I'm with minion on this one. What else can you do, but tell them to get out...what's done is done. I would act so calm that it would freak them out...(of course I say that now, but no one really ever knows how they would react unless it happened to them).

It is a GREAT sign of disrespect, for them to to this in HIS APT and HIS FUCKIN BED.

Seriously, can you imagine walking in on the the 2 MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE doing this to you in your own house and bed??

can you imagin the pain and rage one must feel??

Personally, it would take GREAT, GREAT self control for me to not beat both of them to death, I don't know if I could stop myself.

 

[Night Fly]

TC2- I do understand the great disrespect, but I'm not the type of person to get violent, really. I would just tell them to get the you know what out of my house, and if either of them said one word to me....then I'm sure all hell would break lose. If they act civil, and just do what I say, then I just wouldn't ever speak to them again.

I could never imagine that, no, and I hope that I never have to go through that. I've always said...be the better person. It would be hard to think straight, though....that's for sure.

 

[KAYNE]

KILL THEM!!! LET GOD SORT THEM OUT.



KAYNE

 

[pauly]

I'd beat my buddy retarded, right in front of her, to the point where he's twitching in his own puddle of blood, hog tie his ass and leave him in front of the main road butt naked and bleeding.

The girl.....grab her by the back of her hair, spit a nice fat loogie in her face, scream obscenities and scar her emotionally, and throw her naked ass out next to her new friend.

.......Then I'd take pictures and go from there.

 

[gwl9dta4]

Heh, i see many people take to the idea of throwing her out naked. Heh Heh

 

[vinylgroover]

I would have joined in for a cool 3-some.

Haha, you beat me to it Puddles.

I'd go a step further. I'd invite another mate around and get her airtight, with me in her ass.

 

[Big Wiggs]

Initially, I would just kick her and my friend out of the house and not seem that pissed about it.

In the following weeks they would both be on the six O'clock news, found dead...him with his cock in his mouth and her with his balls in her mouth.

I would Already be in Another country far, far away.

 

[Taps]

I have no idea what I'd do. I can't even concieve of something like that happening.

At some point though, I'd make a few phone calls and have thier credit cards cancelled, thier bank accounts frozen (or wiped out if I thought I could get away with it). Basically, I'd fuck them financially for the next 10 years or so...

 

[KAYNE]

KILL THEM. KILL THEM BOTH.


KAYNE

 

[Immortal Juicer]

The dude is in prison now, needless to say.

And the bitch is still walking around. He fucked himself more than she did. If your wife if fucking some other guy, it sucks. If your wife is fucking some other guy and you are in prison, it really sucks.

Thats a shame how one moment can completely ruin an entire life.

 

[sereneman]

You people are just too high strung. It's not worth doing something to go to jail. Just ask them to continue and jack off while watching. You can plan your revenge later in a way where you will not get caught. If that is what you want to do.

 

[Longhorn85]

Just ask them to continue and jack off while watching.

Or just do it quietly and they might not even know you're there. This is what's called making the best of a bad situation. Maybe you can leave them a cum-stained note:

"Dear Jane and John,

I enjoyed watching you two go after it. My hats off to you John, I could never get her to do that for me. By the way Jane, I expect you to be moved out by the end of the day.

Regards,
Bob"

 

[TxArmyGuy]

Kick his ass, and throw them both on the street with jack shit...then burn all evidence of her things...Take them where no one can find them, when she tries taking you 2 court argue it as he said she said....."she cleaned her stuff out, she just wants my stuff now"

 

[Longhorn85]

In muslim countries they will publicly HANG both of them for doing this.

Then again, they advocate the hijacking of civilian aircraft and crashing into an office tower.

 

[KAYNE]

And the bitch is still walking around. He fucked himself more than she did. If your wife if fucking some other guy, it sucks. If your wife is fucking some other guy and you are in prison, it really sucks.

IMAGINE IF YOUR WIFE WAS/IS FUCKING SOME OTHER GUY WHILE YOU ARE IN PRISON GETTING FUCKED BY SOME GUY. THAT WOULD REALLY SUCK.


KAYNE

 

[Stuey01]

IMAGINE IF YOUR WIFE WAS/IS FUCKING SOME OTHER GUY WHILE YOU ARE IN PRISON GETTING FUCKED BY SOME GUY. THAT WOULD REALLY SUCK.


KAYNE

Empathy, at least you are both getting fucked

Stu.

 

[mekannik]

Ask my "friend" how my dick tastes.


Save revenge for later.

 

[ZenMachine]

Be really happy that I have a girl for a best friend.

Zen

 

[Robert Jan]

hell yeah im with zen on this one. if id catch my best friend with my gf id join in and feel so fuckin happy you wouldn`t believe

 

[Frackal]

TC you should start humping your best friend. Really freak the girl out.

 

[gettinlarger]

If i saw that, i'd get a knife and bludgeon the guy to death. There is no excuse for that shit.

Traditonally, knives are not used for bludgeoning.

If only murder was legal ...

 

[casavant]

I would beat the fuck out of him and savor the rush.

 

[Puc]

don't forget to do a little terroristic threatening while you are at it cas.

 

[TC2]

TC you should start humping your best friend. Really freak the girl out.

This wasn't me that it happened to, and more than likely his dumbshit ass will take her back.

 

[casavant]

don't forget to do a little terroristic threatening while you are at it cas.

LOL. I'm not sure if you meant that facetiously or in friendly jest, but I'll take it as the latter.

I think I would forego all jawboning and cut to the chase in that kind of situation. I've never been much of a shit talker anyway.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Considering the fact that visitors to my shanty town sleep in sleeping bags, I'd probably roll them up, tie the bag shut tightly, then beat the shit out of it with a crowbar.

I would stop every now and then for a glass of shine, perhaps a cigar, then continue with the fun until the bag didn't move as much.

Then I'd fasten some rocks onto it and dump it in the lake.

Shit, I might even do that if they aren't fucking each other just so I have a spare bag to stomp on.

 

[casavant]

Shit, I might even do that if they aren't fucking each other just so I have a spare bag to stomp on.

Watch out now, SG. You almost slipped out of character with that one. It just didn't have that Goatslayeresque tone to it.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Zut alors.

 

[casavant]

Zut alors.

I don't know what that means, but I feel I should point out that this is actually the first time I've addressed you directly and vice-versa. Interesting....

 

[plornive]

Here's a question:

Do you think you could control yourself in that situation? Could you get yourself to think clearly enough to do what you stated in this thread?

 

[XBiker]

I don't know what that means, but I feel I should point out that this is actually the first time I've addressed you directly and vice-versa. Interesting....

Ahhh, young love in bloom.