What Would Jebus Do?

[Dial_tone]

Okay, follow along people. King of Queens episode. Your friend's girl broke up with him and moved out months ago. It was a serious relationship and they both still love each other apparently.

Fast forward. Your boy has a date tonight with a stewardess who's leaving town the next day for good. Meanwhile you find out from YOUR gf the ex is coming back tomorrow to say she wants reconcile. You know your boy really wants her back...but dude...stewardess....gone tomorrow. Do you tell him before the date? The ex-gf has boned two dudes while she was gone. Your girl wants to tell him. You don't.

• If you tell him before he's pissed you ruined his score because now that he knows it could be called cheating.
• If you don't tell him he takes ex-gf back then finds she got some strange while he was saving himself. Or he could be pissed you let him cheat on her. and of course your gf will turn this into "so you'd cheat on me" moment.

Ladies, flip the sexes around.

 

[SaladFork]

It's not cheating if your broken up.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Hi!

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Im lonely

 

[FISHTALES]

the ex shoulda told him...he shouldnt be the last to know, let him hit it.

 

[redsamurai]

I'd a told carrie to shut her damn mouth and let Deacon have his fun with that smoking hot stewardess. I remember that episode........total bullshit. The dude was crushed by his wife, than he has a chance to feel like a man again and the irritating sisterhood put's the kibosh on it........despite his wife's philanderings while they were seperated. Poorly written, Deacon needed to man up on that shit!!

Okay, follow along people. King of Queens episode. Your friend's girl broke up with him and moved out months ago. It was a serious relationship and they both still love each other apparently.

Fast forward. Your boy has a date tonight with a stewardess who's leaving town the next day for good. Meanwhile you find out from YOUR gf the ex is coming back tomorrow to say she wants reconcile. You know your boy really wants her back...but dude...stewardess....gone tomorrow. Do you tell him before the date? The ex-gf has boned two dudes while she was gone. Your girl wants to tell him. You don't.

• If you tell him before he's pissed you ruined his score because now that he knows it could be called cheating.
• If you don't tell him he takes ex-gf back then finds she got some strange while he was saving himself. Or he could be pissed you let him cheat on her. and of course your gf will turn this into "so you'd cheat on me" moment.

Ladies, flip the sexes around.

 

[canadianhitman]

Deacon needed to man up on that shit!!

Damn right. And Doug shoulda told his wife to STFU and mind her damn bizzness.

 

[biteme]

I'd tell him and let him make his own decison and if he didn't go out with the stewardess only because of his ex, I'd remind him of what a pussy he is for the rest of his days.

 

[biteme]

Damn right. And Doug shoulda told his wife to STFU and mind her damn bizzness.

Doug is the typical American man, unlike me... that let's the woman run the show. That's part of what is wrong with this country.

 

[redsamurai]

Doug is the typical American man, unlike me... that let's the woman run the show. That's part of what is wrong with this country.

yeah but if you were a woman married to that guy, you would have killed him within the first year of marriage. Even though the show was funny, I kind of disliked both of them to an extent. They both were incredibly self centered and selfish. If that's the prototypical american marriage, no wonder divorce is so high.

 

[Phaded]

stewardess's sleep around a ton i know when i stayed at one of their flop houses and all they talked about was going out every night getting wasted and sleeping with every pilot in america..

he might catch aids..