What Was the Last Torture Wallace Got in Braveheart?

[Spartacus]

if I was that mercahnt I'd never go back there

 

[ChefWide]

Dracula, you go girl.

"... shakin' that ass.... shakin' that ass..."

 

[slobberknocker]

I am totally grossed out now.

 

[Becoming]

Remind me never to go back in time and fuck with those dudes.

Yeah, not without my BOOMSTICK!

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

this is a good one too:
A visiting merchant once left his money outside all night, thinking that it would be safe because of Dracula's strict policies. To his surprise, some of his coins were stolen. He complained to Dracula, who promptly issued a proclamation that the money must be returned or the city would be destroyed. That night Dracula secretly had the missing money, plus one extra coin, returned to the merchant. The next morning the merchant counted the money and found it had been returned. He told Dracula about this, and mentioned the extra coin. Dracula replied that the thief had been caught and would be impaled. And if the merchant hadn't mentioned the extra coin, he would have been impaled, too.

obviously he was trying to reform society through the impaling. at least the executions were never unwarranted. there would be much less crime today if you were impaled for every transgression of the law

 

[AAP]

"... shakin' that ass.... shakin' that ass..."

LOL!!

 

[ChefWide]

I am totally grossed out now.

Awwww.. thats the TAME shit, and now... here ya go:

After becoming prince, Vlad invited many beggars and other old, sick and poor people to a banquet at his castle.

When his guests had finished eating their meal and drinking a toast to him, Dracula asked them, "Would you like to be without cares, lacking nothing in this world?"

Yes, they said enthusiastically.

So Vlad had the castle boarded up and set it on fire. Nobody made it out alive - and that was the end of their problems, as he had promised. "I did this so that no one will be poor in my realm," he said.