I am directly related to this fellow, isn't that nice?
Prince Vlad III Dracula, as far as full names goes. Vlad Tepes, or The Impaler, was a prince of a small area called Wallachia, he was an appointed prince, not hereditary, from 1431 to 1435.
Read the history someplace else, but for pure crowd pleasing gore, impaling was the shit... er.. if you will pardon the pun. A nice, thick stake, with a rather dull tip, anywhere from 6 to 30 feet high, with you riding the top via the dull tip up your ass. You wriggle and giggle their until your muscles fail and the pole works its way up until you die: either from it crushing your heart, or more likey, suffocating from the pressure against your diaphragm.
He wasnt picky, kids women priests old folks, you name it. You late with your restaurant tab? Impaled. Wife talks too much in church? Impaled. Shirt is out of fashion? Impaled.
this is a good one too:
A visiting merchant once left his money outside all night, thinking that it would be safe because of Dracula's strict policies. To his surprise, some of his coins were stolen. He complained to Dracula, who promptly issued a proclamation that the money must be returned or the city would be destroyed. That night Dracula secretly had the missing money, plus one extra coin, returned to the merchant. The next morning the merchant counted the money and found it had been returned. He told Dracula about this, and mentioned the extra coin. Dracula replied that the thief had been caught and would be impaled. And if the merchant hadn't mentioned the extra coin, he would have been impaled, too.