What was Hulk Hogan's theme song in WWF???

[Big Brother Val]

I just shot you an email about 1/2hr ago....

Not too many details though, got some really tough shit to sort through so I just want to laugh and talk about stupid stuff right now... kay?

For a bit of insight into my mental state go to the thread that I began about whether or not I should get a tatt... it should be on page two or something.

In any event, I miss emailing you... but I feel (like you) there are some things that I need to get through on my own. It will all be over soon enough though....

I totally understand. I'll go check out that thread now.

And you don't have to get too deep with your emails... I know there are things that you are handling that are battles you have to fight on your own. Just saying "howdy" is a good thing to me.

You know... it's one of those "you're one of the few people I trust" things. I'd be happy to hear from you if you were talking about what you had for breakfast.

Guess I'll go do some reading.

 

[TheProject]

Hey, my friend. Things are really turning around now. I think I got my head on straight. Or maybe it's just that Hogan will be back on TV soon....

Either way... I think I just about got it straightened out.

Glad to hear that you're just about straightened out! There've been several Hogan references that needed your wisdom.

Here's the real question: Is Hogan still gonna have the skullet?!?

 

[Bikini Mod]

I totally understand. I'll go check out that thread now.

And you don't have to get too deep with your emails... I know there are things that you are handling that are battles you have to fight on your own. Just saying "howdy" is a good thing to me.

You know... it's one of those "you're one of the few people I trust" things. I'd be happy to hear from you if you were talking about what you had for breakfast.

Guess I'll go do some reading.

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Thank you Val, you know that means a lot coming from you.

When I sort through it all and I am through this mess I promise, you will be THE FIRST I email.... It is just that things changes so rapidly and just living it is wearing me out, y'know? Yes, I know you do.

Rest assured that I am leaning heavily on my family and my very few close friends... My girls are keeping me going and now instead of feeling like they are just one more thing that I fucked up... they are my source of strength and inspiration. I miss them so much now when they are not with me.... We are getting closer every day. They know that the divorce is on the brink of being final... I am trying to hide my anxiety from them, but I can NEVER hide from those that I love - I am incapable.

They are the most precious children on the face of this earth. Yes, I know that I am biased.... but how can I not be? The thought of them makes me feel good now, like they are among the few things that I actually DONE RIGHT!... I have NEVER felt this before... Before, I always felt like I was failing them in some way, no matter what. Now I see in them, how much I really have done RIGHT!! I mean that Val, I really do.

So I guess on the most basic level, I am heading in the right direction... nothing is more important to me than being the kind of mother that they deserve. Am I perfect? No... but I am constantly striving to make them proud and deserving of thier trust, love and respect..... If I have that then everything else will fall into place!

I promise that I will write you when it is all over.

You have my word. I don't have much in this life, but when I give my word it means everything because that is all I have.

 

[Big Brother Val]

Glad to hear that you're just about straightened out! There've been several Hogan references that needed your wisdom.

Here's the real question: Is Hogan still gonna have the skullet?!?

Look, champ... if you want to razor the top of your head, and grow out the sides of the back, so you can emulate the man... it's okay.

Sure... you might look like a penis... but I think it's worth the risk.

I'd grow it out myself... but I'm just not cool enough. I don't have the tan, I don't have the mustache.... I have to shave my head on top to be bald.... I just can't do it, and be believable.

But you can try.

Just make sure you post pictures when you do.

Thanks for showing your true love for the man that made the sport.

Praise the Hogan.

 

[HellBent]

Tell me you did'nt just say thast Big Brother Val! Hulk Homo will ruin the WWF.He would be a good edition to chucky and Billy. They will call him Hulky.

 

[Big Brother Val]

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Thank you Val, you know that means a lot coming from you.

When I sort through it all and I am through this mess I promise, you will be THE FIRST I email.... It is just that things changes so rapidly and just living it is wearing me out, y'know? Yes, I know you do.

Rest assured that I am leaning heavily on my family and my very few close friends... My girls are keeping me going and now instead of feeling like they are just one more thing that I fucked up... they are my source of strength and inspiration. I miss them so much now when they are not with me.... We are getting closer every day. They know that the divorce is on the brink of being final... I am trying to hide my anxiety from them, but I can NEVER hide from those that I love - I am incapable.

They are the most precious children on the face of this earth. Yes, I know that I am biased.... but how can I not be? The thought of them makes me feel good now, like they are among the few things that I actually DONE RIGHT!... I have NEVER felt this before... Before, I always felt like I was failing them in some way, no matter what. Now I see in them, how much I really have done RIGHT!! I mean that Val, I really do.

So I guess on the most basic level, I am heading in the right direction... nothing is more important to me than being the kind of mother that they deserve. Am I perfect? No... but I am constantly striving to make them proud and deserving of thier trust, love and respect..... If I have that then everything else will fall into place!

I promise that I will write you when it is all over.

You have my word. I don't have much in this life, but when I give my word it means everything because that is all I have.

RIGHT ON, MAMA!!

It sounds like a totally different person than the one that was mailing me in December.

I'm really glad to hear you talk like this. And I feel absolutely grand that you would put me on the top of your update list. I mean heck... can you imagine that? A woman putting me FIRST!?!?! WOOHOO!! I guess I really AM doing things right now.

You are such a fantastic mother. It's great. Together... me and you would be one hell of a parental tag-team, huh?

You could be the voice of reason... I'd be ready to beat the piss out of people smoking around their kids... it's work out well.

You are fabulous. Keep on the right track... sounds like you are doing a lot better than you were.

But we knew that back then, didn't we?

Thanks for the update.... I haven't read your mail yet... because my mail won't pull up for some reason.

 

[Big Brother Val]

Tell me you did'nt just say thast Big Brother Val! Hulk Homo will ruin the WWF.He would be a good edition to chucky and Billy. They will call him Hulky.

Poor Hellbent. Your name says it all. You've denied the God of Wrestling, and are surely on the pathway to hell.

Nature Boy once thought like you... but luckily he turned to the path of the Hogan.

I know it's popular to dog the man now... but if it wasn't for the Hogan, your favorite supersars of today would have nowhere to work. It's okay... we only owe what wrestling is today to the Hogan... the fans of today's wrestling just can't admit it. Hogan is like God (or IS God if you ask me)... the more advanced society becomes, the less he is believed in.

It's alright.

You can still be saved.

View Wrestlemania 3, and then tell me who has put that many fans into one arena for a wrestling event... then come back and tell me who is better.

You will see the light, my son. You need only to open your eyes.

 

[HellBent]

Poor Hellbent. Your name says it all. You've denied the God of Wrestling, and are surely on the pathway to hell.

Nature Boy once thought like you... but luckily he turned to the path of the Hogan.

I know it's popular to dog the man now... but if it wasn't for the Hogan, your favorite supersars of today would have nowhere to work. It's okay... we only owe what wrestling is today to the Hogan... the fans of today's wrestling just can't admit it. Hogan is like God (or IS God if you ask me)... the more advanced society becomes, the less he is believed in.

It's alright.

You can still be saved.

View Wrestlemania 3, and then tell me who has put that many fans into one arena for a wrestling event... then come back and tell me who is better.

You will see the light, my son. You need only to open your eyes.

WHAT?? I am man enough to admit Hogan helped build Wrestling to what it is today. That does'nt mean he is good for the business now. WHAT?? I said that does'nt mean he is good for the business now.
The only light I will see is the WWF's being turned off after Hogan runs the company into the ground.

 

[TheProject]

Look, champ... if you want to razor the top of your head, and grow out the sides of the back, so you can emulate the man... it's okay.

Sure... you might look like a penis... but I think it's worth the risk.

I'd grow it out myself... but I'm just not cool enough. I don't have the tan, I don't have the mustache.... I have to shave my head on top to be bald.... I just can't do it, and be believable.

But you can try.

Just make sure you post pictures when you do.

Thanks for showing your true love for the man that made the sport.

Praise the Hogan.

I'd have a hell of a time pulling off the leather-skin tan look myself. I don't know if I could bake myself for a week straight and still retain my sanity.

Don't worry, I have mullet pictures. Let's just say I keep them well-hidden. It's a scary image, because I had the moustache with the mullet. All I'd have to do now is grow out the hair, modify the goatee, and I'd be set.

wow, a miniature Hulk Hogan. That's just freaking scary.

man, where's Nature Boy when you need him?

 

[Big Brother Val]

Wrestling is Hogan's house. He owns it. If he chooses to burn it down, then more power to him.

Granted... stars such as Austin (my favorite "new generation" wrestler) Rock, RVD, HHH.... they are incredible. But the WWF was on the brink of going bankrupt around Wrestlemania 2... Hogan is what pulled them out.

So no... he didn't just help wrestling... he kept the WWF alive, then made wrestling a prime time "sport". What other wreslters have been on the cover of Sports Illustrated? Who was on the Right Guard commercials?

Hogan is the true icon of wrestling. He is a world-wide symbol that represents the world of professional wrestling.

The wrestlers of today may not be able to hold up to the Hogan... they may not be living legends... they may not be the ones who created what the sport is today... but don't hold it against them.

After all... what do you expect them to be? Hogan?

He is the man. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!