What this board needs is more........

[Freak Show]

Karma threads. Seriously, why post about anything randomly funny or serious when we can load the board with useless karma! I mean seriously, I'm masturbating to the Learning Channel, eating a Moon Pie, humming my favorite Eddie Grant song (Electric Avenue) when it strikes me.....HAS ANYONE POSTED A KARMA THREAD TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I jump up turn off the TV, wipe off the "Extra Moisturizing" Aloe and scurry my bow-legs to the computer to only find out.......WHEW!!!!!!! There have been 34 today!!!!!!!! I'm glad no one has let me down. Please keep up the good work!!!!!

 

[danielson]

i thought you were gonna say hookers

 

[smallmovesal]

sorry, i was asleep. i'll get right on that tomorrow.

 

[HappyScrappy]

what this board needs more of:

1) morons - you can never have too many

2) pictures of animals doin' it.

3) I have two words for you. HAND JOBS


other than that, I also enjoy poetry and long walks on sandy beaches on a cool summers evening and under the light of a full moon.
and fucking.

 

[danielson]

you realise this thread WILL turn into a karma thread

 

[the People's Champ]

holy sweet jesus...

 

[smallmovesal]

so, uh, if i hit you all up will you hit me back?

 

[Freak Show]

you realise this thread WILL turn into a karma thread

DON'T YOU FUCKIN DARE!!!!!!! If you do, you can kiss your Marvin the Martian Valentine card GOOD BYE! Doubt my power? Try me, Limey!!

 

[##spiderbaby##]

Hookers & handjobs! I'm in, but only in the recieving line.



##spiderbaby##

 

[danielson]

DON'T YOU FUCKIN DARE!!!!!!! If you do, you can kiss your Marvin the Martian Valentine card GOOD BYE! Doubt my power? Try me, Limey!!

<starry eyes welling up with joy>

you got me a card....i dont know what to say

i'm not going to start up the karma storm. but someone will

who's it gonna be ....<peers over in smalls's direction, makes eye contact and quickly looks foward>

 

[smallmovesal]

pffft! shit no i ain't giving you people any karma... LOL!

 

[danielson]

oh.....OH its like that now is it....

well then fine....

no no, talk to the hand, 'cos the face aint listenin'

 

[smallmovesal]

i'd have a witty response but i'm just too freaking tired...

what are you doing up so late danielson?

 

[danielson]

i'd have a witty response but i'm just too freaking tired...

what are you doing up so late danielson?

whacki....ahhh i mean working on an essay

ive done 3 lines. boy im good

i just planned it out, got all the research notes i should need and im hopefully gonna do a lot of it tommorrow and thursday. hopefully

im going to sleep actually good night fair maiden

 

[smallmovesal]

night... i'm exhausted and i think i'm gonna go lie down.

 

[Freak Show]

wow, I'm impressed.... no karma. you guys are lettin me down

 

[smallmovesal]

karma to you my friend!

 

[smallmovesal]

whoever the moron was who gave me bad karma for this thread... i was JOKING you tool

 

[supersizeme]

 

[Freak Show]

Looks like this needs to be bumped.