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Carmen

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last night, i'm at my desk in my home office. my new puppy (meatball) is running around, throwing a stuffed hedgehog around and then chasing it.
i smell something... wrong.
the dog had left me a little puppy sized poop pile next to my chair.

*sigh*

I get up, steping over the little monument, and walk down my hall and through my kitchen to the paper towels. i grab a bunch and a plastic grocery bag, and walk back into the office.


WHERE'D THE DAMN POOP GO????

It was gone.
puppy is playing with hedgehog again and he looked normal, breath smelled like dogfood and nothing else.
the cat was in the puppy crate, where he keeps going since he's a glutton for punishment, and my other dog, who is old, was just sitting there looking at me.
my kids were upstairs, although there's no way either of them would have cleaned it up in stealth mode.

WHERE'D THE DAMN POOP GO????
 
LMAO!

The case of the disappearing POOP!


So wait... ur for real? YOu have a hedgehog? The dog plays with it?

WHO ATE THE POOP?
 
Sugarplum said:
last night, i'm at my desk in my home office. my new puppy (meatball) is running around, throwing a stuffed hedgehog around and then chasing it.
i smell something... wrong.
the dog had left me a little puppy sized poop pile next to my chair.

*sigh*

I get up, steping over the little monument, and walk down my hall and through my kitchen to the paper towels. i grab a bunch and a plastic grocery bag, and walk back into the office.


WHERE'D THE DAMN POOP GO????

It was gone.
puppy is playing with hedgehog again and he looked normal, breath smelled like dogfood and nothing else.
the cat was in the puppy crate, where he keeps going since he's a glutton for punishment, and my other dog, who is old, was just sitting there looking at me.
my kids were upstairs, although there's no way either of them would have cleaned it up in stealth mode.

WHERE'D THE DAMN POOP GO????

LMAO...

POOP'Y heaven... :verygood:

I'm just getting this vision of you prying your meatballs mouth open and smelling his little puppy breath! :lmao:..
 
Frisky said:
LMAO...

POOP'Y heaven... :verygood:

I'm just getting this vision of you prying your meatballs mouth open and smelling his little puppy breath! :lmao:..

well.. yeah, i'm not touching that dog again if she eats shit. its a little "pet peeve" i have. I don't think she ate it, i looked in there and smelled her breath and it didn't smell like doodie.
and JH1.. STUFFED hedgehog, not a real one.
i don't live in a barn!
lol
it squeeks when you squeeze it.
 
Maybe it evaporated.

or Erosion just ate away at it over the years.

Is there any new developements on the site? Like condos or townhouses? It could have been removed with the excavation.

or...Maybe you`re going senile. You ARE really really old are`nt you?
 
gonelifting said:
Maybe it evaporated.

or Erosion just ate away at it over the years.

Is there any new developements on the site? Like condos or townhouses? It could have been removed with the excavation.

or...Maybe you`re going senile. You ARE really really old are`nt you?

i am old, yes.
but i'm pretty sure senility hasn't set in yet.
no building going on- i live in a house in the suburbs.
if anyone saw the movie 'envy', jack black invented a product called Poop-b-gone.
maybe someone used it through the window.
i don't think anyone stole it- there wasn't really enough to steal.
i wonder what the charges would be if i pressed them.
 
Puppies eat poop. My dog used to eat the cow shit from the pasture next door.
 
Dial_tone said:
Puppies eat poop. My dog used to eat the cow shit from the pasture next door.

yeah, but cowshit tastes good.
i mean...
ewwwwwww.
if meatball ate it, she swallowed it whole.
 
Sugarplum said:
yeah, but cowshit tastes good.
i mean...
ewwwwwww.
if meatball ate it, she swallowed it whole.

It more common that most know.. I raised German Shephards and seriously, I would get sick to my belly sometimes with those puppies doing that. There is a pill you can put in their food that will stop them from doing it though.
 
Frisky said:
It more common that most know.. I raised German Shephards and seriously, I would get sick to my belly sometimes with those puppies doing that. There is a pill you can put in their food that will stop them from doing it though.


does it work like nicotine gum?
 
Sugarplum said:
does it work like nicotine gum?

LOL..

well I was told that it makes it distasteful.. (really like poop is tasty anyway :worried: )

It worked for the puppies that we raised.
 
Frisky said:
LOL..

well I was told that it makes it distasteful.. (really like poop is tasty anyway :worried: )

It worked for the puppies that we raised.

would i go into a pet store and say "do you have anything to make my puppies shit taste bad?"
 
Dogs eat cat shit too. They'll rummage through the litter box and nosh down on the tootsie rolls.
 
Frisky said:
LMAO, you'd prolly get complete silence and then the "look"

http://www.pet-shopper.com/2137501.htm ask for this.

lol@ "not so discriminating taste"...

i got that look when i was in the grocery store one time- i needed walnuts for a recipe and couldn't find them.
so i absent mindedly walked up to an employee and said "excuse me... can you tell me where your nuts are?....... oh... dammit."
 
Sugarplum said:
lol@ "not so discriminating taste"...

i got that look when i was in the grocery store one time- i needed walnuts for a recipe and couldn't find them.
so i absent mindedly walked up to an employee and said "excuse me... can you tell me where your nuts are?....... oh... dammit."

LMFAO...

My mascara is running :lmao:
 
SoreArms said:
I love scat threads

yea, Scatman Crothers was THE MAN!
 
wnt2bBeast said:
that is really funny..
lemme ask did you check your feet??
id call the poop detective :)

OF COURSE i checked my feet! that was the first place i looked!

there's a poop detective?
i've seen trucks around your neck of the woods for a dog poop removal service.
it says "we're #1 and removing #2"
 
Sugarplum said:
OF COURSE i checked my feet! that was the first place i looked!

there's a poop detective?
i've seen trucks around your neck of the woods for a dog poop removal service.
it says "we're #1 and removing #2"

LOL..baby theres bears where i live :chomp:
 
wnt2bBeast said:
LOL..baby theres bears where i live :chomp:

that would be tough to steal i bet.
 
Scotsman said:
Maybe you need the elite ninja squad to investigate.

Cheers,
Scotsman

yeah, i thought that whole ninja thing was pretty crappy.
:)
 
LMAO... did you ever figure out what happened to the poop? if meatball didn't eat it...it must be there somewhere! lol!
 
Scotsman said:
If that was meant as a pun your stock just took a huge jump in my book I love puns.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Of COURSE it was!
and yes, mr. muscle... that was the first place i looked, THEN i smelled the dog's breath.
i never found it, but she made me some more.
 
Sugarplum said:
Of COURSE it was!
and yes, mr. muscle... that was the first place i looked, THEN i smelled the dog's breath.
i never found it, but she made me some more.

LOL, I wonder if any more will mysteriously disappear.
 
jaded said:
LOL, I wonder if any more will mysteriously disappear.

well, i'll be honest, i was just in my office with the door locked- me and meatball.
i smell that smelly smell that smells smelly again and look around.
i don't see anything.
either, that little dog has the most powerful gas EVER, or more disappeared.
 
Sugarplum said:
well, i'll be honest, i was just in my office with the door locked- me and meatball.
i smell that smelly smell that smells smelly again and look around.
i don't see anything.
either, that little dog has the most powerful gas EVER, or more disappeared.

Ahh, lol... The Case of the Disappearing Poop :D
 
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