What`s the longest time you`ve kept a condom in your wallet?

[awittyusername]

In High School I always kept a condom in my wallet. I usually kept it next to my library card. (bc I never used my library card) Unfortunetly, I was force to goto the library for a report with all my friends. So, I laid our books down and busted out my library card. The librarian picked it up and started looking at it. My friends all started laughing. Then I noticed that it had a deep round indentation in it from my condom. We all about lost it when the librarian couldnt get the card to go through the card identifying machine.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I keep one of those foil-wrapped condoms in my wallet. It reminds me of those chocolate coins

i once opened up one of those thinking it was a chocolate coin. i wasn't too disappointed though. i still had fun.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I used to do it. They get ruined despite the fact that I special order XXXS from my Asian contact. Heard he gets them from the photo lab...they are used for the fingers of small children or something.

Whatever......they are snug.

TB is dreaming again.

Should have said finger tips.

Oh well.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

better snug than falling off. really ruins the evening when you have to stop and say "hold still while i get the tongs....my rubber came off and it's up inside of you....again...."

 

[Deleted member 33117]

No need for this. I keep some by my bed on a book shelf, some in the glove box of my car, and if I go out I just drop a couple in my pocket just in case.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

I've never kept one in my wallet...heard that can ruin them.

I also heard it ruins them. You shouldn't store them in your wallet or in the car glove box (my ex use to do this) if you intend on using them.

I never intended to use that condom I had in my wallet. I only kept it because it was a momento from a Crossbreed concert I went at the time. It had a cool little pouch thingy attached to it with some funny saying.

 

[vinylgroover]

I had a Black Tuxedo condom in my wallet for over three years. Then my purse was stolen and I lost that condom. Never carried one aside from that one.

i knew you were really a guy all along

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

i knew you were really a guy all along

Because I carried a condom I must be a guy? Certainly you could come up with better reasons to convince yourself and others that I am a guy.


I wasn't even sexually active when I had this condom. As I said, I only carried it because it was something that reminded me of an event in my life.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I can vouce for Nvr's femaleness.

 

[vinylgroover]

Because I carried a condom I must be a guy? Certainly you could come up with better reasons to convince yourself and others that I am a guy.


I wasn't even sexually active when I had this condom. As I said, I only carried it because it was something that reminded me of an event in my life.

it was a joke.......nevermind.