What not to say to a stripper

[rudeboyja]

So I'm at the Gentlemens club Sunday evening throwin back double Johnny Reds & just havin a good time. I hit it off with a very cute stripper. Get her number because she says she wants to hang out sometime. I call her today on my way home from work & the question that was supposed to come out of my mouth was "so being a stripper hasn't turned you off to men" but the SLIP that came out was "so being a hooker hasn't turned you off to men". She says "what did you just ask me" & I start to repeat it before realizing I just accidentally called her a hooker.

sigmund freud like a mutherfucka.. Damn

 

[Stefka]

Does she still want to hang out with you?

 

[SpyWizard]

karma.. oh well, how cute??

you should call her and say


"hey let me make it up to you?? how's about you taking me to dinner, and I'll cook breakfast"

 

[rudeboyja]

Does she still want to hang out with you?

I'll be able to charm it out

 

[javaguru]

Why would you want to charm a stripper?

 

[KillahBee]

Don't ever bite one during a dance either.

Trust me on that one

 

[rudeboyja]

karma.. oh well, how cute?? you should call her and say "hey let me make it up to you?? how's about you taking me to dinner, and I'll cook breakfast"

very & doesn't have that stripper hardening look.

 

[H_T_]

Put some pants on. i'm not putting you on stage with a fucking giant bruise on your ass.

 

[tonyroma]

haha, good story

 

[nefertiti]

So I'm at the Gentlemens club Sunday evening throwin back double Johnny Reds & just havin a good time. I hit it off with a very cute stripper. Get her number because she says she wants to hang out sometime. I call her today on my way home from work & the question that was supposed to come out of my mouth was "so being a stripper hasn't turned you off to men" but the SLIP that came out was "so being a hooker hasn't turned you off to men". She says "what did you just ask me" & I start to repeat it before realizing I just accidentally called her a hooker.

sigmund freud like a mutherfucka.. Damn

Which strip club? I know a few dancers around the DC area....

 

[-SD-]

lol @ "she says she wants to hang out sometime"

 

[samoth]

Why would you want to charm a stripper?

TITCQ

 

[the_clockwork]

ummm...

 

[all the whey]

You should not call her a stripper. They prefer dancer. But, the best thing to do is not talk about her job at all. Most n00bs do. It is a turn off because they know you are just with her because she is a stripper.

But, if you have enough coke you can call them cunts and fuck her and friends.

 

[heatherrae]

So I'm at the Gentlemens club Sunday evening throwin back double Johnny Reds & just havin a good time. I hit it off with a very cute stripper. Get her number because she says she wants to hang out sometime. I call her today on my way home from work & the question that was supposed to come out of my mouth was "so being a stripper hasn't turned you off to men" but the SLIP that came out was "so being a hooker hasn't turned you off to men". She says "what did you just ask me" & I start to repeat it before realizing I just accidentally called her a hooker.

sigmund freud like a mutherfucka.. Damn

You should have played it off like you were just teasing with her.

 

[EnderJE]

How about "HI HR!"?

 

[javaguru]

I don't know what it is but strippers and nurses are drawn to me. I also don't see the tie in between strippers and nurses either.

 

[heatherrae]

I don't know what it is but strippers and nurses are drawn to me. I also don't see the tie in between strippers and nurses either.

99% of nurses I've met are sexual FREAKS. I kid you not. You would be WAY more likely to get a sexually deviant little nympho in a nurse than in a stripper.

 

[javaguru]

99% of nurses I've met are sexual FREAKS. I kid you not. You would be WAY more likely to get a sexually deviant little nympho in a nurse than in a stripper.

That's been my experience too. My ex is finishing up her MSN in the next six months, the no sex before marriage evangelical, and she was one of the horniest chicks I ever dated. I wasn't allowed to be shirtless around her because it turned her on too much. We also couldn't sleep in the same bed because she was afraid she wouldn't be able to control herself.

 

[PICK3]

I don't know what it is but strippers and nurses are drawn to me.

as is the occassional longshoreman?

 

[javaguru]

as is the occassional longshoreman?

My sex appeal crosses all boundaries.