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what makes you so special?

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what makes you different from every other guy/chick?

for me, i'm gonna say my sense of humor.
which is awesome, in case you haven't noticed.
 
I'm not special.... I'm THE ONE.





ehhh, not really.
 
I can put a fly or bee in the freezer until it passes out then tie a thread around it. Then when it wakes up I freak the kids out with it on its little leash. That's about it.
 
I pissed 10"4" into the air for shits and giggles. I've also peed on a lot of people.
 
i have double jointed arms
they are quite annoying because sometimes when i walk,i sling my arms and i hit men in the crotch
 
SoKlueles said:
i have double jointed arms
they are quite annoying because sometimes when i walk,i sling my arms and i hit men in the crotch
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wtf lol
 
harmonica said:
I can put a fly or bee in the freezer until it passes out then tie a thread around it. Then when it wakes up I freak the kids out with it on its little leash. That's about it.
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Does that actually work? how long in the freezer
 
superdave said:
Does that actually work? how long in the freezer
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I will put them under a glass. I keep checking on them until they quit moving. Too long and they wont come out of it.....once you pull them out you gotta be quick also.
 
I have a card to prove it...

"Gonelifting: Member, Special Olympics 2004"
Height 5'9"
Weight 145lbs
 
Im a 400 lb man with 2 College Drgrees that is so Flexible that I can turn my Toes outward until my feet make a 90 degree angle - with each of my heels pointing forward and my toes pointing behind me . now , a LOT of ppl can make their feet go like a Dancer : - - oh no no no , this is childs play , I can do THIS /\ with my Heels being at the Apex and my Toes being at he bottom after spinning both sets of toes outward and away from one another .

This has come from a Lifetime of Practicing Martial Arts and Chinese Yoga
I have Asperger's Syndrome .
Im a Musician by Trade - a West African percussionist in case the Screenname didnt Tip you .

Im 6'6" (2m) tall
I have 42" thighs
I have only a 46" waist
I have only a 30" inseam
I have 21" Forearms
I have a 31" Skull/Headband
I can dunk a basketball from the Freethrow line two handed .

Im a Foodie and I can REALLY REALLY Cook when I pull out all the stops . (hey , I weigh a LOT , you get tired of eating Crap , you know ?)

I spend about $400-$500/month on Groceries . I buy meat by the case as well .

Im Dyslexic
Im Dysgraphic

even though Im a walking HOUSE , Ive been hit while riding a bicycle like 6 times as an adult .

I make NO sound when I walk around (unless Im talking/whitsling , of course) . Ppl often find it Creepy .

Im a Natural Mimic .

I have an ENOURMOUS Vocal Range . From Paul Robeson to Axyl Rose/Frankie Valley in nothing flat . I find it amusing that many ppl dont think that Drummers can sing . Like the two skills are mutually exclusive or something ?

I LOVE music so much that I tend to hate on almost all popular music . For instance , I have an entire Rap collection that I dont think has EVER gotten any Radio Play ANYWHERE , and I also have Punk and Bluegrass Albums that I could say the same thing about . Great music is one of the few things that can move me to tears .

I LOVE defying my steryotypes . I love being the Giant Scary Black Guy with a mouth full of Four Syllable words that actually knows their definitions when need be . I love being a Percussionist that plays like a Lead Guitarist when need be I love being a 410 lb man that can Dunk a basketball and curl 200+ lbs (you say 400 and everyone thinks the Say Puft Michelin man , trust me) I love being able to win Arguments over the phone about Religion with renowned theologans while SCHOOLING my Nephew @ Halo2 or Counterstrike or just blowing **** up and giggling like an Idiot on Ratchet & Clank .

Its not any one thing that makes me so Special , its the Blend of all that I am , I suppose !
 
velvett said:
I was going to say something similiar about myself - so I'll just quote you.

:)
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Ummmm doesnt quoting someone else in this particular instance make you "common"?



(I have NEVER had the opportunity before to bust Ms Velvett's balls... so allow me to revel in it for just one second longer. :verygood: )
 
Djimbe said:
Im a 400 lb man with 2 College Drgrees that is so Flexible that I can turn my Toes outward until my feet make a 90 degree angle - with each of my heels pointing forward and my toes pointing behind me . now , a LOT of ppl can make their feet go like a Dancer : - - oh no no no , this is childs play , I can do THIS /\ with my Heels being at the Apex and my Toes being at he bottom after spinning both sets of toes outward and away from one another .

This has come from a Lifetime of Practicing Martial Arts and Chinese Yoga
I have Asperger's Syndrome .
Im a Musician by Trade - a West African percussionist in case the Screenname didnt Tip you .

Im 6'6" (2m) tall
I have 42" thighs
I have only a 46" waist
I have only a 30" inseam
I have 21" Forearms
I have a 31" Skull/Headband
I can dunk a basketball from the Freethrow line two handed .

Im a Foodie and I can REALLY REALLY Cook when I pull out all the stops . (hey , I weigh a LOT , you get tired of eating Crap , you know ?)

I spend about $400-$500/month on Groceries . I buy meat by the case as well .

Im Dyslexic
Im Dysgraphic

even though Im a walking HOUSE , Ive been hit while riding a bicycle like 6 times as an adult .

I make NO sound when I walk around (unless Im talking/whitsling , of course) . Ppl often find it Creepy .

Im a Natural Mimic .

I have an ENOURMOUS Vocal Range . From Paul Robeson to Axyl Rose/Frankie Valley in nothing flat . I find it amusing that many ppl dont think that Drummers can sing . Like the two skills are mutually exclusive or something ?

I LOVE music so much that I tend to hate on almost all popular music . For instance , I have an entire Rap collection that I dont think has EVER gotten any Radio Play ANYWHERE , and I also have Punk and Bluegrass Albums that I could say the same thing about . Great music is one of the few things that can move me to tears .

I LOVE defying my steryotypes . I love being the Giant Scary Black Guy with a mouth full of Four Syllable words that actually knows their definitions when need be . I love being a Percussionist that plays like a Lead Guitarist when need be I love being a 410 lb man that can Dunk a basketball and curl 200+ lbs (you say 400 and everyone thinks the Say Puft Michelin man , trust me) I love being able to win Arguments over the phone about Religion with renowned theologans while SCHOOLING my Nephew @ Halo2 or Counterstrike or just blowing **** up and giggling like an Idiot on Ratchet & Clank .

Its not any one thing that makes me so Special , its the Blend of all that I am , I suppose !
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Dude do you want to fight or something?
 
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BIKINIMOM said:
Ummmm doesnt quoting someone else in this particular instance make you "common"?



(I have NEVER had the opportunity before to bust Ms Velvett's balls... so allow me to revel in it for just one second longer. :verygood: )
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Even I need to be in good company from time to time - company other than just myself.
:)
 
kano said:
wtf lol
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well actually its just myelbows
my arms poke out to the side just a bit
oh i dont know how to explain it
my dads arms do the same
lol i think if i ever got self conscience about it enough, i would have to get them broken and reset or somethign
 
SoKlueles said:
well actually its just myelbows
my arms poke out to the side just a bit
oh i dont know how to explain it
my dads arms do the same
lol i think if i ever got self conscience about it enough, i would have to get them broken and reset or somethign
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pics please
 
I got naturally straight teeth to compliment a decent smile. An odd sense of humor. A decent build. And I can do some of the best celebrity impersonations there even better while intoxicated. Other that that I'm no more special that anyone else.
 
dannomight said:
I wish my fiance wanted power tools instead. I could have a decent workshop by now.
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lol
i want a new dremel for christmas. and a scroll saw. mine stopped working. (when i left it out in the rain).
 
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