What makes a quality porno movie?

[blood_drinker]

`Here in France we always get American porn, dubbed. I have to say, it is incredibly retarded. Some cobras crawling out of a tomb in an egyptian pyramid suddenly turn into godesses covered in what seems to be paintball paint decide to get it on with the arcehologists !

But really, doesn't a porno *have* to be outrageous and consisting of incredibly unlikely scenarios?

Take this one for example. This latino chick was riding her bike on a grass sidewalk when this pimp van filled with black thugs with machine guns (which obviously were made out of lubbed up plastic) drive by. This other thug opens the door with the van still running and jumps on the chick, falling on top of her on the grass. She goes "wow, I've never seen such muscle!" Needless to say, they mindlessly get it on . Again , ridiculously amusing.

I especially find the "hospital" pornos incredibly hilarious. The doctor walks up to the wife. "I am sorry to say that your husband has passed away." She takes a while to digest the thought, and after bawling quite a bit, the doctor goes "Perhaps we could discuss this loss in my office?" She returns a tempting stare - this scene lasts for a whole 5 secs. Just the stares. SUddenly, the next scene is a full on fucking with her screaming and moaning full pump.

You porn connoseurs out there, tell me what you think makes a good porno!

blood

 

[Ingram]

tell me what you think makes a good porno!

Messy cum shots! Nothing like watching a girl getting her eyes glued shut!

 

[manny78]

anything wild and hardcore...... Dont talk to me about Vivid shit... or all these 2 hours length porno with only 30 minutes of action.

 

[WarriorPL]

porn isn't porn unless there is lesbian action.

 

[plifter]

They need to take out the dialogue. Just show people fucking. I also think good porn should show decent looking people. I hate the skanky tattoed biker chick with RoboHooters.

 

[Ingram]

Actually now that I think of it… To be a true porno it has to have at least one appearance by Ron Jeremy, even if it’s just a short cameo.

 

[Happy]

Undressing.

It may sound weird to you guys, but have you ever noticed that a lot of pornos just skip to the bangin'? They cut out the part where they're taking their clothes off. I'll like watching the chicks disrobe. Also, I love huge, natural boobs. You know the girl-next-door sort of look.


Haps

 

[basskiller]

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Take this one for example. This latino chick was riding her bike on a grass sidewalk when this pimp van filled with black thugs with machine guns (which obviously were made out of lubbed up plastic) drive by. This other thug opens the door with the van still running and jumps on the chick, falling on top of her on the grass. She goes "wow, I've never seen such muscle!" Needless to say, they mindlessly get it on . Again , ridiculously amusing.

I especially find the "hospital" pornos incredibly hilarious. The doctor walks up to the wife. "I am sorry to say that your husband has passed away." She takes a while to digest the thought, and after bawling quite a bit, the doctor goes "Perhaps we could discuss this loss in my office?" She returns a tempting stare - this scene lasts for a whole 5 secs. Just the stares. SUddenly, the next scene is a full on fucking with her screaming and moaning full pump. :

What do you mean.... this happens everday day, hundreds of time a day... over here in the US

Just the other week,I met the mail ladies at the mailbox. She told me she had a special delevery for me..... Then she threw me down, right on my front porch, and fucked the dog shit out of me.
The whole time while a couple of the neighbors stepped over us, heading for my front door to talk to my wife....
My wife comes to the door to greet the neighbors... and sez to me... not to forget to cut the lawn after I'm done....

Are you trying to tell us shit like this doesn't happen to you everyday?
J/K

 

[3Vandoo]

The music

 

[nevertoobig]

I just saw 'the devil in miss jones 3' the other day..i thought that was pretty good. I need to see part 4 now...anyone seen em?

 

[needleboy]

I like amateur, or the Newcummer porns. It's great to see the look on these girls faces trying to look pretty and "act" when a guy hung like a mule is shoving his cock up her colon!!!

 

[furious]

Passion....and ability. What would you rather watch, high school or pro football? I want to see people who actually look like they are having sex and enjoying it, not just going through the motions. Also, they actors have to be attractive and desirable. I have seen a lot of passionless porn...boring.
I have become a porn conosseiur (sp?) in the past 3 weeks.

 

[TheProject]

I agree with furious on this one. I don't watch porn to see ordinary people fucking, but that's just me.

Porn's all about individual tastes. Some guys love the Vivid shit, even though Vivid's all ate up with the drama. Vivid has some HOT chicks, just stick with the compilations. Personally, I like the movies from Anabolic or Diabolic, but sometimes they cross the line of nastiness for me. Watching women lick guys' asses just is not my thing.

To me, good porn is:
Hot women
No Ron Jeremy
No Nina Hartley
Minimal plot, most of the time
Facials

If anyone's interested: http://www.anabolic.com

 

[TheOne]

a lot of fiber.

this way scatology can be taken to heights it never thought it would venture to.

 

[furious]

I would like to see some women respond to this topic.

 

[nevertoobig]

i dont think women like porn that much

 

[hardbody_jr]

I would have to say good directing and good actresses

 

[twinturbo]

I would have to say the "dirty Debutantes" series with Ed Powers- real chicks doing it in front of a camera - always makes it better than the vets..then watching them relax after a while and get all into it..

 

[manny78]

I would have to say the "dirty Debutantes" series with Ed Powers- real chicks doing it in front of a camera - always makes it better than the vets..then watching them relax after a while and get all into it..

ye but just watching Ed Powers is enough to make me loose my erection......... this guy is gruesome....

 

[sheez_ripped]

i luv it....porn...

me and mr...rent a stack on Sat. nites sometimes....never make it through a whole one though....a great cheap date...pornos and tequila!

there's one particular director i like....michael somebody...has won a bunch of AVAs....one of his that is good is SEX he uses great looking gurls and guys... and lots of group stuff...which i like...

so...number 1 for me...is good looking people....no skinny pale guys or skanky chicks with saggy boobs...

and not into straight stuff....at least 3 somes....

 

[Test boy]

I'd say it is quality porn if you get a good boner watching it. That is the purpose. I like to see gourgeous women going gaga over a monster whang.

 

[DanielBishop]

I think it really depends.

When I think of my favourite porn movies, or scenes.... there's no two that really share anything common.

For me, it would have a girl that looks real.... not the 100% perfect stereotypical model type.... someone that you might actually see in real life. Even if they're a bit chubbier or skinny than your average porn star, or with less than "stereotypically perfect" features.... from memory, scenes with those kinda girls have been my favourite.

I don't really like the corny storyline or setting.... like the nurse thing or the air hostess thing or the policewoman thing....

It's all different for me. But usually depends on the girl on camera.

 

[Test boy]

Just look for the pornos that starred Test boy. They are all first rate!

 

[JLo]

DVD's!!! No rubbers, no acting, and chics with nice asses getting fucked by 5 men at once!

 

[doggmann]

hot chicks, lots of hard anal, gagging blow jobs, ass to mouth, hot chicks eating guys assholes, dp,and NO CONDOMS!

 

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

deep throat