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I Had A Drunken Bathroom Romp Sat. Nite/ Wrong or Right?

toxicsambo

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O.k. Saturday night I'm hanging out at my friends apt where he and his 2 roomates are BBQ'g, have tons of alcohol, and ppl are hanging out to enjoy the weather outside. So after some hours of drinking, we start playing poker. This girl I just met is sitting across from me and I'm totally firting with her. Totally my type too, petite brunette and tan. Only thing is she came with this real dork. She's only his "friend". The kid she came with tried to make it a point that she's "prude". He was setting up the cockblock instantly.

Well, I go outside to get some fresh air because I was totally losing in poker. So she follows to have a smoke. We start small talk and are having a good time. So I say " I think I'm going to make another drink. You want one?" She's like "Let's just do straight shots of Vodka." :verygood: Perfect.

So we go into the kitchen and start drinking. Now we start get all touchy, she's hugging me and we're blasted. Our hands were all over each other. So I asked her what's the deal with the kid she came with, cuz I want to know from her. She starts laffing and says, "Justin!? Absolutely nothing. He's a pussy." Then right as soon as she says, "He's got no balls." He walks in the kitchen. Booom. He was trying to check up on us and walks into the worst insult a girl can say about a guy. So he walks out after grabbing a beer.

I needed a quick breather so I excuse myself and say I have to the bathroom. She follows behind me and says," Wait, I have to go too." So I just pause. Then I say, "Well, let's both go in. No one will care." We walk in and lock the door. It's nothing new to me. Most clubs in NYC have unisex bathrooms. :p

I'm splashing water on my face as she's sitting down. As she gets up I compliment her on her body and made a comment about her ass that made her laugh. Then it went into full throttle porno mode. I just pulled her into me and we started kissing, rubbing, etc. I start lightly fingering her and rubbing her tits. Great ones too. Like 34c's. So, I start kissing her legs and start going down on her. we were atackking eath other like animals. For the guys reading this, she had a trimmed landing strip with the softest patch. It was like a bed of roses. Dark tan with a tight little ass and legs. I was very impressed. Then she pulls me up, unzips my pants and goes down on me. Since I'm on a cycle right now, I think I got a D-Bol pump in my dick because the thing felt like it was stretching. It was like a deli bologna. I thought I was going to fall over since I was so drunk and she was so god damn horny. After some time goes by, we get dressed, have a quick smile and we exchange numbers and walk out nonchalantly with kool-aid smiles. It was a great time. It happened out of the blue and was totally kinky. :qt:

We don't know how much time went by, but when we got out, the whole party was looking at us. I knew why, but I didn't know the other half. The kid she came with must've tried to get a kiss out of her for god knows how long, because he was pissed that I met this girl 2 hours ago and I'm in the bathroom getting play. He goes up to her in front of everyone and tells her he's leaving and she can stay there and get a ride or leave with him, in a pissy manner (of course). She was asking why, and wanted to stay, then she left. He was such a bitch. I would've liked for her stay and come home with me, but she really didn't know any1 there and It was like 4am.

Anyway, I feel bad for her because he made a fkn scene and she probably won't hang out there because I'm sure he made her feel like trash. Some girls are sensitive about what ppl know or think, and she was a cool chick. I know this kid was a dick to her afterwards. I can care less about the dude because she obviously had zero interest in him, and he's a douche. But I know it's not cool messing with the girl some guy brought along. It's almost a date. :rolleyes: My friends roomates felt all bad for the kid, and I got the sense that I was the bad guy. But, it just happened and she obviously liked me. So, why do feel bad about it? Am I thinking about it too much. Or what?
 
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Whatever...So you got play off this little vixen & the dweeb got faced, so what...? You may want to be a tad bit more discreet next time though...
 
I missed the part where you're supposed to feel bad.
 
He is probably pissed because he does all kinds of shit for her and she takes advantageof it knowing he wants her.. she sounds like the typical lame fucking woman who would pull dishonest shit like that.

But you fucked her like the whore she is.. hopefully you gave her something.. she deserves it.
 
He's the nice guy that finishes last because he's too much of a wimp to actually go for the close.
 
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Dial_tone said:
He's the nice guy that finishes last because he's too much wimp of a wimp to actually go for the close.

She even said that he was a pussy and had no balls, and laughed when I asked if she was with him. My sex drive is through the roof on this cycle. So when I heard her say that, I pounced on her like a Grizzly. She got some swole Italian sausage. lol :chomp:
 
nice nice.. that was awesome story. thanks for sharing. I woulnd't feel bad at all if I were you.. did you end up calling her?
 
FBodyGuy02 said:
nice nice.. that was awesome story. thanks for sharing. I woulnd't feel bad at all if I were you.. did you end up calling her?

UPDATE:
My boy just called me and told me how awesome the whole scene was. He was watching the whole thing go down in the kitchen. Then he said that his room8s and thier friends thought it was awesome too and had a good laugh. Every1 was saying how hot this girl is but according to this nerd, she's a "prude". So I guess I busted that myth. Then he tells me that he's happy it happened to that kid because he's a douche and doesn't like him either. So apparently every1 thinks he's a pussy. I just didn't want to ruin my friends living situation cuz it was thier friend. So w/e. Everything is kool'n the gang.


I'm going to call her 2nite and kick it. Get it set up for this weekend. :chomp:
 
toxicsambo said:
O.k. Saturday night I'm hanging out at my friends apt where he and his 2 roomates are BBQ'g, have tons of alcohol, and ppl are hanging out to enjoy the weather outside. So after some hours of drinking, we start playing poker. This girl I just met is sitting across from me and I'm totally firting with her. Totally my type too, petite brunette and tan. Only thing is she came with this real dork. She's only his "friend". The kid she came with tried to make it a point that she's "prude". He was setting up the cockblock instantly.

Well, I go outside to get some fresh air because I was totally losing in poker. So she follows to have a smoke. We start small talk and are having a good time. So I say " I think I'm going to make another drink. You want one?" She's like "Let's just do straight shots of Vodka." :verygood: Perfect.

So we go into the kitchen and start drinking. Now we start get all touchy, she's hugging me and we're blasted. Our hands were all over each other. So I asked her what's the deal with the kid she came with, cuz I want to know from her. She starts laffing and says, "Justin!? Absolutely nothing. He's a pussy." Then right as soon as she says, "He's got no balls." He walks in the kitchen. Booom. He was trying to check up on us and walks into the worst insult a girl can say about a guy. So he walks out after grabbing a beer.

I needed a quick breather so I excuse myself and say I have to the bathroom. She follows behind me and says," Wait, I have to go too." So I just pause. Then I say, "Well, let's both go in. No one will care." We walk in and lock the door. It's nothing new to me. Most clubs in NYC have unisex bathrooms. :p

I'm splashing water on my face as she's sitting down. As she gets up I compliment her on her body and made a comment about her ass that made her laugh. Then it went into full throttle porno mode. I just pulled her into me and we started kissing, rubbing, etc. I start lightly fingering her and rubbing her tits. Great ones too. Like 34c's. So, I start kissing her legs and start going down on her. we were atackking eath other like animals. For the guys reading this, she had a trimmed landing strip with the softest patch. It was like a bed of roses. Dark tan with a tight little ass and legs. I was very impressed. Then she pulls me up, unzips my pants and goes down on me. Since I'm on a cycle right now, I think I got a D-Bol pump in my dick because the thing felt like it was stretching. It was like a deli bologna. I thought I was going to fall over since I was so drunk and she was so god damn horny. After some time goes by, we get dressed, have a quick smile and we exchange numbers and walk out nonchalantly with kool-aid smiles. It was a great time. It happened out of the blue and was totally kinky. :qt:

We don't know how much time went by, but when we got out, the whole party was looking at us. I knew why, but I didn't know the other half. The kid she came with must've tried to get a kiss out of her for god knows how long, because he was pissed that I met this girl 2 hours ago and I'm in the bathroom getting play. He goes up to her in front of everyone and tells her he's leaving and she can stay there and get a ride or leave with him, in a pissy manner (of course). She was asking why, and wanted to stay, then she left. He was such a bitch. I would've liked for her stay and come home with me, but she really didn't know any1 there and It was like 4am.

Anyway, I feel bad for her because he made a fkn scene and she probably won't hang out there because I'm sure he made her feel like trash. Some girls are sensitive about what ppl know or think, and she was a cool chick. I know this kid was a dick to her afterwards. I can care less about the dude because she obviously had zero interest in him, and he's a douche. But I know it's not cool messing with the girl some guy brought along. It's almost a date. :rolleyes: My friends roomates felt all bad for the kid, and I got the sense that I was the bad guy. But, it just happened and she obviously liked me. So, why do feel bad about it? Am I thinking about it too much. Or what?
way ta go:)was she good?
 
I approve.
 
Good story, but I can tell from the responses so far that none of you have lived through the "douche's" side in this tale. It sucks going to a party like that with a girl, thinking you are getting closer to her because she's been stringing you along, only to have some confident new guy swoop in and get in a few minutes to where you've been trying to get for so long. Hell, even the female EF posters are saying good job...

I had a rough time in high school due to home issues and I wasn't the most confident guy in the world back then, I was your typical nice guy that lacked experience and self esteem, and I've been in almost the exact situation that this "douche" went through at this party. And let me tell you, it sucks balls. You think you hurt the day after squats? This dweeb hurts more than most of you can even realize.

It's amazing for me to read this story and realize just how far I've come in life, but I remember the horrible feelings of being in a situation like that from his side. And while it may be cool and manly to call this "loser" names and to say things like "fuck him", and "kill or be killed", I can't help but feel sorry for him because I know what he went through that night. It may be funny from the outside, but it isn't from the inside.

At the same time though, this is the kind of experience that will hopefully get him out of his shell. Things like this are what caused me start lifting in the first place. I'm a totally different man today than I was back then.








Oh, and this thread is worthless without pics of the 34C's. ;)
 
Forge said:
Good story, but I can tell from the responses so far that none of you have lived through the "douche's" side in this tale. It sucks going to a party like that with a girl, thinking you are getting closer to her because she's been stringing you along, only to have some confident new guy swoop in and get in a few minutes to where you've been trying to get for so long. Hell, even the female EF posters are saying good job...

I had a rough time in high school due to home issues and I wasn't the most confident guy in the world back then, I was your typical nice guy that lacked experience and self esteem, and I've been in almost the exact situation that this "douche" went through at this party. And let me tell you, it sucks balls. You think you hurt the day after squats? This dweeb hurts more than most of you can even realize.

It's amazing for me to read this story and realize just how far I've come in life, but I remember the horrible feelings of being in a situation like that from his side. And while it may be cool and manly to call this "loser" names and to say things like "fuck him", and "kill or be killed", I can't help but feel sorry for him because I know what he went through that night. It may be funny from the outside, but it isn't from the inside.

At the same time though, this is the kind of experience that will hopefully get him out of his shell. Things like this are what caused me start lifting in the first place. I'm a totally different man today than I was back then.

;)


Believe me dude. This kid isn't even fun when he hangs out. He thinks he's a genius because he's an Engineering Major. Playing poker, the kid thinks he's fkn Moneymaker. He's actually the kid who acts cocky, but has no confidence. Don't compare yourself unless you acted like an asshole to other people around you. I'm a social person and will hang out with any1 as long as they can just be cool and kick back. Coping a higher than thou attitude will only make me want to headbutt you.

Also, maybe that's why she never hooked up with this kid. I don't know many girls who like guys with cocky attitudes. They look foolish and try to hard. Girls know when guys have false confidence by covering it with some bullshit front. Especially one that nobody likes. A guy who's openly unsure of himself is at least honest. He's not trying to "act".

That's why we hit it off. I was making her laugh, she was comfortable around me, and I was just having a good time talking to her and the attraction kept building. That kid never paid her any attention even at the poker table sitting next to her. He was ignoring her and thought he had a hold on her? Pffff, cmon. If you don't give a girl something to smile about then you're shit out of luck bro. I believe he is too caught up in himself.

Snarling Force. lmao. No I did not go Ron Jeremy on her ass and come over her. It was oral only, and I could've held out for an hour because I was so drunk. You know when it feels so good you just don't want to come. That's how it was. If I would've fkd her, the bathroom sink would be in pieces and the walls would crumble. lol. There was a point where I just picked her right up by her ass cheeks and fingered her from behind. She must be like 5'3". Petite girls drive me crazy. I'll hit it hard next time. Gotta realize, we just learned each others names literally minutes before.lol. It was great.
 
toxicsambo said:
Believe me dude. This kid isn't even fun when he hangs out. He thinks he's a genius because he's an Engineering Major. Playing poker, the kid thinks he's fkn Moneymaker. He's actually the kid who acts cocky, but has no confidence. Don't compare yourself unless you acted like an asshole to other people around you. I'm a social person and will hang out with any1 as long as they can just be cool and kick back. Coping a higher than thou attitude will only make me want to headbutt you.

Also, maybe that's why she never hooked up with this kid. I don't know many girls who like guys with cocky attitudes. They look foolish and try to hard. Girls know when guys have false confidence by covering it with some bullshit front. Especially one that nobody likes. A guy who's openly unsure of himself is at least honest. He's not trying to "act".

That's why we hit it off. I was making her laugh, she was comfortable around me, and I was just having a good time talking to her and the attraction kept building. That kid never paid her any attention even at the poker table sitting next to her. He was ignoring her and thought he had a hold on her? Pffff, cmon. If you don't give a girl something to smile about then you're shit out of luck bro. I believe he is too caught up in himself.


Ah, nevermind then. The guy is a douche and deserved what he got.





Good job, bro! :D
 
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