What Magic Powers do you possess?

[havoc]

For example, I can levitate and walk amongst any wild animal on earth (this has more to do with my charisma though).

Please list all of your magic powers.




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[MrMuscle]

I can sift thru the bullshit on EF like Havoc does wave.

 

[Forge]

Tuesday night I used my power of rebuilding water pump assemblies for electric boiler motors. Last night I used my power of replacing water pressure switches for well pumps. Tonight I hope to exercise my power of napping early.

 

[gregory]

When in the car and listening to the radio, i sometimes have to change the station, and i have this amazing power of hitting the button of the station i'm already on!

 

[WODIN]

I can see your soul.

 

[havoc]

I can see your soul.

Better wear some glasses big dawg



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[Ulcasterdropout]

I can make mass amounts of food disappear

 

[FreeballinDC]

I can build a castle from a single grain of sand,

and I can make a ship sail, on dry land.

 

[ChefWide]

Well, I stand up next to a mountain
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well, I stand up next to a mountain
Chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well, I pick up all the pieces and make an island
Might even raise just a little sand
'Cause I'm a voodoo child
Lord knows I'm a voodoo child

I didn't mean to take you up all your sweet time
I'll give it right back to you one of these days
I said, I didn't mean to take you up all your sweet time
I'll give it right back to you one of these days
And if I don't meet you no more in this world
Then I'll, I'll meet you in the next one
And don't be late, don't be late
'Cause I'm a voodoo child
Lord knows I'm a voodoo child
I'm a voodoo child

 

[starfish]

I have the power to bring a man to his knees with my magic touch

 

[Smurfy]

I use my powers for awesome.

 

[i-Supplements]

I can build a castle from a single grain of sand,

and I can make a ship sail, on dry land.

Great song! I'm a big Temptations fan.

I can shoot my nut about ten feet. That is a pretty cool power. I've nearly put some eyes out.

 

[SoKlueles]

I can tell when a salesman calls, so i dont answer the phone

 

[perkele]

I have power to give newbies one new green dot.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Great song! I'm a big Temptations fan.

but I can't get next to you.

I need to get a compilation set of their stuff. I happened to catch a movie about them on VH1, I heard some good stuff that I didn't know they recorded.

Too bad their lineup was a revolving door.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

I can control the weather in certain parts of the Florida panhandle.

 

[biteme]

Getting women out of their clothes. Although, right now, it's only one woman that has a spell on me. Don't mind though.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I can make a grown man cry.

 

[FreeballinDC]

I can make a grown man cry.

you and me both.

 

[biteme]

I have the power to bring a man to his knees with my magic touch

THis is no lie.

 

[i-Supplements]

i eat more chicken than any man ever seen
cause I'm a Backdoor Man
the men don't know but the little girls
UNDERSTAND

 

[bdog527]

I have the ability to fill my pants with something hot and messy up to three times daily.

 

[help4john]

I have been married for years and still have sex nearly everyday....now that's magic!!!

 

[Whiskey]

I can give a woman an orgasm with just one lick... if the wind is right, it doesn't even take that much.

Whiskey

 

[Subzeero]

I have the power of imperfection.

 

[Mr. dB]

I can hit the cervix from any conceivable position.

 

[Smurfy]

I have the ability to fill my pants with something hot and messy up to three times daily.

what's so magical about urinating in one's drawers? anyone can do that. I could do that right now if I wantd to. But Im not going to so dont ask for pics. Thanks

 

[bdog527]

what's so magical about urinating in one's drawers? anyone can do that. I could do that right now if I wantd to. But Im not going to so dont ask for pics. Thanks

I love it when you talk scat.

 

[Dial_tone]

I possess the ability to convince women to send me boob/butt pics......at least I did til smurfy showed up.

 

[RottenWillow]

I have power to sit in my office for 8 consecutive hours and do no work whatsover.













Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every one of you motherfuckers!
Got that?

 

[Smurfy]

I possess the ability to convince women to send me boob/butt pics......at least I did til smurfy showed up.

yeah i did kinda ruin that for ya didnt i?

 

[SCK]

I have power to sit in my office for 8 consecutive hours and do no work whatsover.

lol. I wished I had that too!



I have the power to read people's biography and actually enjoying the finest grained of details in it.

 

[biteme]

I have power to sit in my office for 8 consecutive hours and do no work whatsover.

I envy you so.













Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every one of you motherfuckers!
Got that?

I envy you so.

 

[wrkn4bigmuscles]

i got mind control over DeBo... he might tell me to shut up.. but when he leave.. i start talking again...

 

[RADAR]

I'm stronger than clorox but weaker than draino.



Wait!
Oh Sh*T!~ Nevermind -that didn't make sense.

Well at least i can still chew gum.


RADAR

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i can make everyone in the room underestimate me

(lol dummies )

 

[starfish]

I possess the power to see through people's bullshit

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

i got mind control over DeBo... he might tell me to shut up.. but when he leave.. i start talking again...

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

I also control the minds of women from Louisiana.

 

[wrkn4bigmuscles]

i have the mystical powers to fuck up every relationship im in cause i cheat ... for the simple fact that I cannot turn down sex from them lovely ladies... single or married.. DONT BLAME ME.... BLAME THE WANG

 

[Spartacus]

I'm a magic fish,
you eat me and I turn into shit

 

[jerseyart]

I possess the power to see through people's bullshit