I've had my share of stops/hassles, and fix-it tickets, but only a few real tickets...
Speeding (1 in 1986, and one in 2009)
Illegally-strapped load/hazmat (had no idea I was in the wrong; it was a TV set!!!!!) in 1987-88
Making a turn during posted "no turns" hours (Two of them; one my fault/deliberate, the other was on New Years Day where it said "No turn 8AM-3PM weekdays". It was a Monday, but New Year's Day for crap sakes...)
Some of the fix-it tickets include burned out bulbs, tinted windows, and dim license plate lights. The kicker of all, was when I got pulled over for being under 18 after curfew. I was THIRTY-SEVEN!!!! The cop was so embarrassed (about 18 himself), that he gave me a ticket for insufficient fender width. Cost me $10 fine and a day off work to go 100 miles to a junkyard out in San Bernardino to get a set of weird fender flares.
And the most recent one in 2010, was on Easter Sunday, and it was for tinted windows. I only got the ticket because the cop's name was a Muslim-ethnic name, and I wished him "HAPPY EASTER!!!!!". He's have shot me if there wasn't a camera on his dash.
Charles