what kind of girl would you pick for a wife?

[jack sparrow]

but you dont really want to marry an ex hooker turned housewife now do you?

I would dude. Those types of chicks are just DYING to clean something up, or transform themselves into June Cleaver on the outside...in the bedroom, they are still professional trash. Who could ask for more?

 

[redguru]

yea but how would it feel kissing her know that she has sucked hundreds of cocks

Has she brushed her teeth since, or in Klu's case tooth?

 

[hotzie]

i really couldnt do it man , i guess im justto much of the jealous type

 

[hamstershaver]

one that
cooks
cleans
doesnt complain
blows me
takes it in the pooper
in other words ill never get married

 

[gotmilk]

Someone who does not make me feel like I'm throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

That being said...I went to Prague for two days on a business trip and decided Czech women need American cock. Except Lestat's cocklight shit.

 

[silverbackn]

Don't want someone who gives it up to every guy that she meets

 

[foreigngirl]

Don't want someone who gives it up to every guy that she meets

you are God's man, let me ask you a question: we are all suppose to be virgins until marriage acording to the bible. Are YOU a virgin?

 

[covergrl80]

any chick with food on an IV poll

 

[jack sparrow]

any chick with food on an IV poll

you mean a chick with a steak and baked potato taped to her IV pole?

 

[covergrl80]

you mean a chick with a steak and baked potato taped to her IV pole?

Yeah that too