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What is the shittiest job you have ever done?

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I use to wait tables at a nasty ass local place here. It was like a Denny's when I was 15
 
when i was like 17 my parents were struggling with money and my dad had a film/pharm delivery route.. i used to have to get up at 4 am and work till 5 pm.. did it an entire summer for free.. fell asleep at the wheel twice.. but woke up before i wrecked..

that and dealing drugs were prob. my worst jobs ever.
 
Cold calling telemarketing :worried: OMG, I walked out after the third day.
 
i've actually enjoyed and learned something valuable in every job i've ever had. . .but, i went back to school a few years ago to get a masters degree in taxation. . .at the time i was heavily involved in audit work. . .i enjoyed it at first but, by the time i decided to go back to school and get a masters, i was so sick of it that i dreaded going to work in the morning. . .
 
digimon7068 said:
i've actually enjoyed and learned something valuable in every job i've ever had. . .but, i went back to school a few years ago to get a masters degree in taxation. . .at the time i was heavily involved in audit work. . .i enjoyed it at first but, by the time i decided to go back to school and get a masters, i was so sick of it that i dreaded going to work in the morning. . .
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seems like it'd be a scary job.. auditing peeps did you carry a pistol just in case?
 
Phaded said:
seems like it'd be a scary job.. auditing peeps did you carry a pistol just in case?
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:FRlol: i was doing financial audits. . .mainly of school districts and other government organizations. . .the only real danger was going over budget and not making enuff money on the job.

now i do (among other things) forensic accounting where i do fraud-type examinations (embezzlement, divorce, etc.) and then testify as an expert witness in court. . .some of the stuff gets kind of nasty plus, it's a small town so pretty much everyone knows where to find me. . .so yeah. . .i'm armed to some extent most of the time. . .i'm also a wood-hick though. . .so being armed just kinda goes with the territory. . .
 
Chicken Cutter and Night time clean up at a small Meat Market @ 16
Cold, wet, nasty.. But a unique brotherhood back then

Turned into a full time job as a Butcher for a few years.
 
Sorting carrots in a miserable dank packing facility in a south western pocket of humanity called Manjimup in my wandering feral days. Held out until lunchtime the first day then made a sharp exit.
 
digimon7068 said:
:FRlol: i was doing financial audits. . .mainly of school districts and other government organizations. . .the only real danger was going over budget and not making enuff money on the job.

now i do (among other things) forensic accounting where i do fraud-type examinations (embezzlement, divorce, etc.) and then testify as an expert witness in court. . .some of the stuff gets kind of nasty plus, it's a small town so pretty much everyone knows where to find me. . .so yeah. . .i'm armed to some extent most of the time. . .i'm also a wood-hick though. . .so being armed just kinda goes with the territory. . .
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what state you live in?
 
I was used for free babysitting from all of my relatives from the time I was only about 9 or so. (I was a very serious child). I sometimes would have a toddler and two other kids all at the same time. It's a wonder no one got injured...lol.
 
Supervisor of a bunch of paramedics. SHITTY job. U WOULDN'T BELIEVE the shit they try to get away with!!!!!!!! It was a big train wreck.
That's why I went back to being a regular ol' paramedic. If you can't beat em, join em.
 
PICK3 said:
Coin man at a casino ... you ever try to get an old lady off of a nickel machine?
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Lol. YES I HAVE. Good tymes. I was an emt at a casino for about 2 years. They'll just piss where they sit and keep on pulling that handle.
 
Scotsman said:
Agricultural field worker.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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i detassled corn during the summers when i was in high school. . .it was actually fun and kind of interesting. . .lots of science at work in the seed corn industry. . .
 
Umm, I haven't had any bad jobs per se. Worst one was being a sales clerk at a confectionary...I hated having to put on a fake smile and saying "have a really sweet day" or w/e lame shit the boss made me say that day.
 
Shittiest job was cleaning up shit at the zoo. I did not have it but that would be the shittiest!

Mine would have been at City Hall. Seeing all of the two-faced people in politices. Smile in their face and trash them when they leave is the politicans moto. Sucks, I guess I have a heart! Plus if I don't like you, I will not pretend! :evil:
 
My first job was as a dishwasher at a restaurant in Philly. I'm kind of a germy person so I hated the used food thing. It wasn't the worst job ever, because it was a really good Italian restaurant with a great staff and awesome owners. Got the best shift meal every day I worked and if they saw me working harder I'd get extra cash when they'd pay me. Cool stuff when you're 14.
 
digimon7068 said:
i detassled corn during the summers when i was in high school. . .it was actually fun and kind of interesting. . .lots of science at work in the seed corn industry. . .
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I rogued and irrigated developmental fields for wheat seed production. We calculted out that we walked an average of 12-13 miles a day. Wheat is nasty shit too and here's why:

Leaves are serrated along the edge so it cuts the shit out of you if you aren't fully covered.
It's a living organism so it creates heat which combined with the summer heat is like being in a george forman grill.
Lots of biting insects gather under the wheat to stay out of the sun so we were like meals on wheels to them.
The tassels on wheat are barbes so once they get in your shoes you can't get them out (ie ruined shoes)
When the heads start to dry they crackle, not bad until you are in a square mile of it and sounds like tv static.
We purposely injected it with rust mold to check for resistance and that shit itches like hell.

Basically by 2pm everyday I lost the will to live. The great experiences were getting heat exhaustion and getting crop dusted by the retards in the field next to us.

I still cringe everytime I see a wheat field.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I rogued and irrigated developmental fields for wheat seed production. We calculted out that we walked an average of 12-13 miles a day. Wheat is nasty shit too and here's why:

Leaves are serrated along the edge so it cuts the shit out of you if you aren't fully covered.
It's a living organism so it creates heat which combined with the summer heat is like being in a george forman grill.
Lots of biting insects gather under the wheat to stay out of the sun so we were like meals on wheels to them.
The tassels on wheat are barbes so once they get in your shoes you can't get them out (ie ruined shoes)
When the heads start to dry they crackle, not bad until you are in a square mile of it and sounds like tv static.
We purposely injected it with rust mold to check for resistance and that shit itches like hell.

Basically by 2pm everyday I lost the will to live. The great experiences were getting heat exhaustion and getting crop dusted by the retards in the field next to us.

I still cringe everytime I see a wheat field.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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the seed corn industry is highly regulated so we did the same shit. . .early in the season (knee-high) we began the rogue-ing process to remove the impure and volunteer stalks. . .lots of walking. . .plus early in the morning everything was covered with dew so you got completely soaked. . .plus the leaves are sharp. . .plus the bugs. . .plus the afternoon heat. . .still. . .wandering through the fields with a bunch of your buds, chewing tobacco, busting each others balls, doing an honest days work. . .it was fun. . .i enjoyed it. . .kinda miss the simplicity of those days sometimes. . .
 
digimon7068 said:
the seed corn industry is highly regulated so we did the same shit. . .early in the season (knee-high) we began the rogue-ing process to remove the impure and volunteer stalks. . .lots of walking. . .plus early in the morning everything was covered with dew so you got completely soaked. . .plus the leaves are sharp. . .plus the bugs. . .plus the afternoon heat. . .still. . .wandering through the fields with a bunch of your buds, chewing tobacco, busting each others balls, doing an honest days work. . .it was fun. . .i enjoyed it. . .kinda miss the simplicity of those days sometimes. . .
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Oh yeah I forgot the worst part I made $5.35 and hour in those days.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
digimon7068 said:
yeah. . .damn migrant workers came along and took all that prosperity away from us. . .
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That's why I just laugh when I hear people complain about illegals taking their jobs. Most of them would rather be unemployed than make that little.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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