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blueta2

blueta2

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that if you died you would NOT want anyone to find in your posession?!

For me it would be my journal.....ekkkkkkkkk!
 
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my porn collection

my AAS stash

probably some other weird stuff hanging around that would forever tarnish my image.
 
blueta2 said:
that if you died you would NOT want anyone to find in your posession?!

For me it would be my journal.....ekkkkkkkkk!
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What's in your journal? I promise not to tell :heart:
 
uh... the huge silver box in the closet
 
bw1 said:
What's in your journal? I promise not to tell :heart:
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the fact that I am stalking you ;-)

There is a lot of juicy stuff in my journal. Lots of hidden stuff I that would hurt my family if they ever found it.
I was thinking of burning it??!
 
UA_Iron said:
my porn collection

my AAS stash

probably some other weird stuff hanging around that would forever tarnish my image.
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yeah I had some naughty home made movies of me and others which I destroyed.
 
ksharp01 said:
Hummm, I don't think I would have anything I would be ashamed of anyone finding. I'm a good girl :)
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Well I;m a good girl, but there is still stuff that we would never want others to see.
Actually, I would not be ashamed if anyone found my journal, I just don't think ppl know me REALLY!
 
blueta2 said:
the fact that I am stalking you ;-)

There is a lot of juicy stuff in my journal. Lots of hidden stuff I that would hurt my family if they ever found it.
I was thinking of burning it??!
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It's not stalking if I'm asking for it :)
 
blueta2 said:
Well I;m a good girl, but there is still stuff that we would never want others to see.
Actually, I would not be ashamed if anyone found my journal, I just don't think ppl know me REALLY!
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I used to have "toys" and I would always worry bout those being found by my son...so they had to go. :(
 
ksharp01 said:
I used to have "toys" and I would always worry bout those being found by my son...so they had to go. :(
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ahhh yes the good old "toy" drawer.
Once, this friend of mine for a joke, got me a 13 inch dildo and OF COURSE I never used it, but wanted it outtttttta the house, so I threw it out into the garbage.
The entire night I kept thinking, what if an animals gets into the bags and tears it open and this HUGE toy falls out and my neighbors see.....so I got up at 3:00AM, got the garbage bag and put it 3 houses down in someone else's bin...haha!
The next morning it was on the street being run over my cars....(this part I made up) ;-)
 
This is why I made my best friend promise that if I should die, he will come destroy a certain box which has "bad things" so that my parents don't find it.
 
Yeah - because the problem isn't whats going to be found. The problem is who is doing the finding. God forbid my parents find the "pictures". That would suck so bad.
 
blueta2 said:
ahhh yes the good old "toy" drawer.
Once, this friend of mine for a joke, got me a 13 inch dildo and OF COURSE I never used it, but wanted it outtttttta the house, so I threw it out into the garbage.
The entire night I kept thinking, what if an animals gets into the bags and tears it open and this HUGE toy falls out and my neighbors see.....so I got up at 3:00AM, got the garbage bag and put it 3 houses down in someone else's bin...haha!
The next morning it was on the street being run over my cars....(this part I made up) ;-)
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LOL

I miss my silver bullet :qt:
 
seaking420 said:
who cares what you dont want people to find at that point..........your dead it dosent matter anymore
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All depends on how you want your family/friends to remember you.
I want them to remember me as the kind-hearted, intelligent beautiful innocent girl that I am, not some ho on film riding my boyfriend who is wearing chaps while drinking a bottle of whiskey ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
All depends on how you want your family/friends to remember you.
I want them to remember me as the kind-hearted, intelligent beautiful innocent girl that I am, not some ho on film riding my boyfriend who is wearing chaps while drinking a bottle of whiskey ;-)
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Useless without video
 
blueta2 said:
ahhh yes the good old "toy" drawer.
Once, this friend of mine for a joke, got me a 13 inch dildo and OF COURSE I never used it, but wanted it outtttttta the house, so I threw it out into the garbage.
The entire night I kept thinking, what if an animals gets into the bags and tears it open and this HUGE toy falls out and my neighbors see.....so I got up at 3:00AM, got the garbage bag and put it 3 houses down in someone else's bin...haha!
The next morning it was on the street being run over my cars....(this part I made up) ;-)
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When I was in my twenties, my boyfriend left to go to Michigan for law school. As a joke, he sent me a vibrator with a note to use the toy and not a boy toy while he was gone.

Lo and behold, I had my mom and little brother and sister over. My little sister, who was 11 at the time came out the the bedroom into the living room where me, mom and my little brother were watching TV. She had the vibrator on and in her hand and said "sissy, do you massage your back with this?"

Most embarrassing thing ever!
 
blueta2 said:
that if you died you would NOT want anyone to find in your posession?!

For me it would be my journal.....ekkkkkkkkk!
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Some papers and mail that I keep in a safe. I should just throw them out.
 
as long as i didn't dwell on it, doesn't really matter. unless i actually do have a spirit that is capable of hanging around and being totally embarassed.

in which case, i hope they never find soklu's dildo* in my possession.


























* aka "hammy"
 
heatherrae said:
When I was in my twenties, my boyfriend left to go to Michigan for law school. As a joke, he sent me a vibrator with a note to use the toy and not a boy toy while he was gone.

Lo and behold, I had my mom and little brother and sister over. My little sister, who was 11 at the time came out the the bedroom into the living room where me, mom and my little brother were watching TV. She had the vibrator on and in her hand and said "sissy, do you massage your back with this?"

Most embarrassing thing ever!
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ugh..I would die! How did you answer?
 
blueta2 said:
ugh..I would die! How did you answer?
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I grabbed it from her hand and ran to the bedroom and hid it. Not exactly subtle or cool response on my part. I didn't come out of the room for hours out of sheer embarassment.
 
All depends on how you want your family/friends to remember you.
I want them to remember me as the kind-hearted, intelligent beautiful innocent girl that I am, not some ho on film riding my boyfriend who is wearing chaps while drinking a bottle of whiskey ;-)
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Shit in that case wanna be my girl ;)
 
heatherrae said:
I grabbed it from her hand and ran to the bedroom and hid it. Not exactly subtle or cool response on my part. I didn't come out of the room for hours out of sheer embarassment.
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LOL...oh man that SUCKS!
I think I would have said, "my friends got that for me as a joke. My man is SO HUGE and sexual I really don't even need this"

hahah!
 
blueta2 said:
All depends on how you want your family/friends to remember you.
I want them to remember me as the kind-hearted, intelligent beautiful innocent girl that I am, not some ho on film riding my boyfriend who is wearing chaps while drinking a bottle of whiskey ;-)
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I won't wear chaps next time.
 
blueta2 said:
LOL...oh man that SUCKS!
I think I would have said, "my friends got that for me as a joke. My man is SO HUGE and sexual I really don't even need this"

hahah!
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I tried telling my mom later that my bf had just gotten me that as a joke, but she just started shaking her head no, like she wasn't buying it...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
I tried telling my mom later that my bf had just gotten me that as a joke, but she just started shaking her head no, like she wasn't buying it...lol.
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i must have been showing some signs of wear and tear from heavy usage if that's the case.... :rolleyes:
 
the girl I'm dating now has a footlong dildo in a bag under her bed, pretty much in clear view. Haha, she doesnt care - she lives alone.
 
my "toys" are about the only thing that I can think of that I'd want disposed of when I die. oh heck, just bury me with them and some extra batteries ;)
 
ive got a burn box,i keep a few items in it to remind me of times when i wasnt a great person and did all kinds of fucked up shit.

sounds like a corny thing but i do have alot of self battles and little reminders help me alot
 
blueta2 said:
that if you died you would NOT want anyone to find in your posession?!

For me it would be my journal.....ekkkkkkkkk!
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entry Jan 07: today i broke up with PBR. not sure how i feel. my boss said if i was late 1 more time i could get fired...iam torn.
 
I used to have a goody bag which consisted of a 13 X 8 dildo, and some other unmentionables. Thankfully I got rid of it all. I wouldnt want anyone to come across that in my closet. When my son was 4 he found the 13 incher and came walking down the hallway asking "Mommy, what's this?". I snatched it up faster than KB on a pre-teen blonde, and told him "it's a joke. It's a pretend leg"


rofllllllllllllllllllllll a leg. wtf!!

well he was 4, he believed it.
 
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Smurfy said:
I used to have a goody bag which consisted of a 13 X 8 dildo, and some other unmentionables. Thankfully I got rid of it all. I wouldnt want anyone to come across that in my closet. When my son was 4 he found the 13 incher and came walking down the hallway asking "Mommy, what's this?". I snatched it up faster than KB on a pre-teen blonde, and told him "it's a joke. It's a pretend leg"


rofllllllllllllllllllllll a leg. wtf!!

well he was 4, he believed it.
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hahha..a leg. That must have been some leg ;-)
 
PBR said:
entry Jan 07: today i broke up with PBR. not sure how i feel. my boss said if i was late 1 more time i could get fired...iam torn.
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LOL......did you read my journal ;-)
That day I wrote three long pages trying to get over you..hehe!
 
blueta2 said:
that if you died you would NOT want anyone to find in your posession?!

For me it would be my journal.....ekkkkkkkkk!
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uhmmm let me think.... fuck i dont know what kind of question is this?
 
rollindirty said:
LOL@ a middle aged woman having a 'journal'
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Keeping a journal is something I was taught to do when I was going through tough times in my life 20 yrs ago. It's theraputic. It's better than doing crack my friend....try it some time, you may love yourself ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
Keeping a journal is something I was taught to do when I was going through tough times in my life 20 yrs ago. It's theraputic. It's better than doing crack my friend....try it some time, you may love yourself ;-)
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shit!! have you tried crack, the only thing better is meth.
 
spongebob said:
well to hell with you im taking my meth and going to hang out with my shadow people so blah!
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Oh yeah? Well I got enough people in my head to keep me entertained for the rest of my life! *twitch*



:cow:
 
dannomight said:
The black duffel bag in my closet. Contains bad things to say the least.
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You're supposed to get rid of the bodies before they decompose, not let them sit in your closet. Duh.



:cow:
 
heatherrae said:
I tried telling my mom later that my bf had just gotten me that as a joke, but she just started shaking her head no, like she wasn't buying it...lol.
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Your mom was thinking that she had one just like it! :evil:
 
What the hell is 13 x 8



Smurfy said:
I used to have a goody bag which consisted of a 13 X 8 dildo, and some other unmentionables. Thankfully I got rid of it all. I wouldnt want anyone to come across that in my closet. When my son was 4 he found the 13 incher and came walking down the hallway asking "Mommy, what's this?". I snatched it up faster than KB on a pre-teen blonde, and told him "it's a joke. It's a pretend leg"


rofllllllllllllllllllllll a leg. wtf!!

well he was 4, he believed it.
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I would say my stash of roids. My girl knows I use but not how much.
Also my porn. I want to be burried with them. Don't want someone else jerking off to my porn. That's just wrong! :-)
 
Nothing as of yet. However, r I do have many years left so I am sure there will be something that will come up through the years.

I already burned the nude photos! I try to rid of old things from time to time.
 
Send them here. I will burn them for you. You should not play with fire.

covergrl80 said:
Nothing as of yet. However, r I do have many years left so I am sure there will be something that will come up through the years.

I already burned the nude photos! I try to rid of old things from time to time.
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Nothing like some good naughty pics. Always a personal favorite.

covergrl80 said:
Nothing as of yet. However, r I do have many years left so I am sure there will be something that will come up through the years.

I already burned the nude photos! I try to rid of old things from time to time.
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