What is the most fucked up/weirdest dream you have had?

[Pamela]

This was really wild..

I have a door in my bed room that
goes out on to a deck.

I was sleeping and I dreamed I got up and went to
the door to open it.

As soon as I opened the door I was back in my bed and
I felt something jump in my body.

I woke up so fast and I stayed still, just to see if
I felt differently.

But I didn't !!! Now that was so strange..

 

[SofaGeorge]

I used to have a thing called "Nighttime Hallucinations." It's a phenomena where you are asleep, dreaming, but you partially wake up and the dream continues... so that you can even sit up in bed, talk to the person with you, yet see visually a dream reality that seems completely real.

This last summer I was camping for several weeks in the desert. It was a flat hard alkline desert called "The Playa" sandwiched between mountain ridges. The night were often windy and even the slightest bit of moonlight created intense colors in the night sky.

After I returned I had the night hallucinations for more than a week. Each night I would sit up in bed and look around me. For as far as I could see the flat desert stretched away from my bed till the plain met the mountains and my bed sat alone with me, my g/f, and our three dogs beneath a pink and purple sky.

I said to my g/f each night, "I'm back in the desert. How is this happening?"

And it was all so very real.

 

[b fold the truth]

The other night I had a dream that I made Night Fly sign a legal agreement that if we ever split up...she could not date another person unless they could flat bench press 350 and pick up a 365 pound atlas stone. I then went around to every friend I had and made them sign some sort of agreement too...can't remember what it said though.

B True

 

[Taps]

Most fucked was when I was dreaming inside a dream, inside a dream. It was so odd....I thought I woke up like 3 or 4 times, only to realize I was still dreaming (like a cow would float by the window or some wierd shit like that).

When I finally woke up for real, I couldn't tell if I was really awake or not for about 10 mins. Even during the next day, I was asking people if they were real. lol

Dream happened about 5 months ago. Still crystal clear.

 

[danielson]

Most fucked was when I was dreaming inside a dream, inside a dream. It was so odd....I thought I woke up like 3 or 4 times, only to realize I was still dreaming (like a cow would float by the window or some wierd shit like that).

When I finally woke up for real, I couldn't tell if I was really awake or not for about 10 mins. Even during the next day, I was asking people if they were real. lol

Dream happened about 5 months ago. Still crystal clear.

hee hee

its like that voyager episode where the dude keeps seeing the moon