What good good deeds have you done today?

[biteme]

I stopped an elderly black man to tell him that his gas cap was off and open. (yep, I'm racist). Then I let a black lady cut in front of me in traffic so she wouldn't have to wait for 10 minutes. I like to do good deeds when I can.

 

[youngguns]

man thats racist!

I... told someone how to gain weight...
Let someone infront of my to get food. I was a little pissed at that one though.

 

[Powerbuilder333]

At the bar I bounce at I wouldn't let 4 Nazi Skin Heads beat a SHARP (skin head against racial predjudice) even though he was an annoying ass. I also threw out 2 guys for fighting in the mosh pit and knocking down a girl, and a table full of beer bottles that I had to pick up - fuckers. I let Pirate the roller derby girl pinch my nipple, but I grabbed a handfull of titty in return.
I guess those aren't really good deeds, just me having fun making some extra money

 

[b0und]

I didn't urinate on the homeless guy I walked past...




...does that count?



b0und (prick)

 

[heatherrae]

Opened the door for a man with his hands full.

 

[Smurfy]

I made coffee for my husband this morning
then I went to work and didnt fire anyone

 

[Oceano]

I bought some stuff at the shop which kept the shopkeeper and wholesaler and producer in employment and contributed to the economy of my nation and that of the world.

 

[rudeboyja]

Took breakfast over to one of the kids I coach moms appartment (who's a crackhead) & made her listen to a Richard Pryor album. Tryin to use laughter as medicine.

 

[DannoMight]

laundry, diapers, dishes, litterbox, played with teh lil guy til he went to bed, staying home alone with the lil guy til she gets home from work sometime between 11-3am.

 

[mountain muscle]

laundry, diapers, dishes, litterbox, played with teh lil guy til he went to bed, staying home alone with the lil guy til she gets home from work sometime between 11-3am.

I believe those are called responsibilities Dano, not good deeds.

I didn't shoot anyone today for my good deed.

 

[javaguru]

I believe those are called responsibilities Dano, not good deeds.

I didn't shoot anyone today for my good deed.

Beat me to it, I was going to claim not killing an idiot was my good deed for the day.

 

[mekannik]

Stayed in the house all day. Spared the world of my wrath.


your welcome.

 

[bw1]

Clicked on your thread

 

[biteme]

I gave my gf an orgasm, but I just woke up so that's all I've done.

 

[theoak01]

i got drunk and sent my girlfriend a text hoping she would feel better since shes sick,however I think I woke her up,shes just being nice to my drunk ass

 

[stilleto]

well, i'm pretty sure i'll be able to get by this entire day without leaving the house, and doing stuff for my family isn't a good deed, its just what i do.

so... nothin'. no good deeds for me today, unless you count not banning youngguns.

 

[biteme]

i got drunk and sent my girlfriend a text hoping she would feel better since shes sick,however I think I woke her up,shes just being nice to my drunk ass

Hello bro. Seems you're doing well these days, except for the occasional binge.

 

[theoak01]

Hello bro. Seems you're doing well these days, except for the occasional binge.

ya im doing really well,the new girlfriend is really settling me down,gets me to church when ive got sundays off,and I find myself wanting to see her more then I want to go out and be a good ole boy,which is nice,jobs stressful though so I need the occasional night to blow off steam.

how are things with you?

 

[Nathan]

Since the thread below this one is asking what makes someone egotistical, my good deeds so far:

I flirted with the girl at the supplement store. I then flirted with the girl at the weed shop while I was buying screens and looking at a vaporizer. I sort of flirted with the girl at Blockbuster but she is weird and horrificly unattractive so I toned that down. I also flirted with the girl at the convenience store on campus but the line was big so I tried not to turn that good deed into screwing everyone else over in line. And finally, I flirted with an 85 year old man who looked a little depressed. All of this do-gooding has been awfully tiring.

In conclusion, I'm useless.

 

[the_clockwork]

I went into a burning building and saved a single mother, triplets and a new born puppy

 

[biteme]

I went to see the CPA to do my taxes and the only other person there was my ex-wife. She's stalking me... Then I went to my parents, and these 2 people said, "Hi!" that were walking down the street, hadn't seen them in 20 years. There was one more freaky coincidence after that. I bought lunch for my parents and brought it to them and brought in from their car, their new microwave oven.