What does your dad do for a living?

[Buddy_Christ]

Little Brian was in his 5th grade class when the
teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came
up-fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer,
Brian was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the
teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men and
they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer's really good, he'll go home with some guy
and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some
exercises and took little Brian aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?" "No,"
said Brian, "he works for John Kerry, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

 

[Scotsman]

My dad used to tell people that when his parents asked what he did he answered that he was a piano player in a whorehouse in cheyenne.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[BO-DEN]

my dad was a kick ass dad

 

[Sub-Zero]

my dad is a genious, no joke or exageration


and he gave me decent genetics-unless you wanna not be fat, then he sucks

 

[Gambino]

daddy sang bass
momma sang tenor
my brother and I jumped right in there...

 

[milo hobgoblin]

My dad was an MP and Sciba Diving Instructor for twenty years.. now he drives this big boats on Lake Powell and parties A LOT..

 

[RottenWillow]

daddy sang bass
momma sang tenor
my brother and I jumped right in there...

My poppa did a lot of storefront preaching
Spent most of his time chasing women and drinking
Dealing in dirt and stealing in the name of the lord


(and that aint right!)

 

[theoak01]

my dad is a supervisor in the tim hortons bakery plant

use to drive truck for pepsi before this

 

[plowboy]

my dad passed away 5 years ago, he dosent do anything for a living.

 

[Robert Jan]

My father is a dentist and a chemist.

 

[Y_lifter]

NAVY 30 years.
Did 1 tour WW II in the pacific, 2 in Korea and 2 in Vietnam..
As a Navy/Marine Corpsman/Medic

Lots of medals, even this one with the V- valor addition.
Navy and Marine Corps Achievement Medal

http://usmilitary.about.com/library/milinfo/navawards/navymarineachievement.jpg

Died in 1991..

 

[RottenWillow]

My father is a dentist and a chemist.

A Dutch dentist? He must stay very busy.

 

[PoonRaider]

my dad is a genious, no joke or exageration


and he gave me decent genetics-unless you wanna not be fat, then he sucks

My dad gave me even better genetics. Hes an anesthesiologist (Doctor), who graduated from Notre Dame and has an IQ of 165 (140+ is considered genius). Hes also 6'2, about 180, and athletic. My genes = 99th percentile. Not only that, but my mom has great genetics as well. I'm not sure what her IQ is, but she's extremely intelligent, and her ancestry is from Spain and the Basque region of spain, so she's beautiful. All in all, you could say I'm extremely lucky.