What do you guys wear to the gym?

[BowlingForSoup]

I'm partial to saran wrap, clogs, with my Billy Madison "oh to touch the heiny" boxers over it for a more asthetically pleasing effect OH...and my Michael Jackson glove...HOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[AlbinoAssassin]

What are you guys talking about? Nobody sports the spandex on leg days, I swear to god the chicks dig it. Or maybe they're staring at the banana I put in my pants before I leave the house. Either way it's good.

 

[AustinTX]

What are you guys talking about? Nobody sports the spandex on leg days, I swear to god the chicks dig it. Or maybe they're staring at the banana I put in my pants before I leave the house. Either way it's good.

If you moan and groan like you're having an orgasm, and get an erection while doing squats.... Yeah, I've seen you at my gym

 

[pitbullstl]

The same shirt & shorts 2-3 days in a row, shoes vary depending whether I'm doing legs or cardio, headphones with the cord traveling under my shirt with NO walkman attached. People think I can't hear 'em talk and they leave me alone so I can grow like a mutha fuckin weed on crack.

Ahhhh....this is good to see....so I am not the only one who uses the old " headphones on with no cd player attached to it" you hear some interesting things about yourself when you do this....especially if you frequent places like 24 Hour Fitness......

 

[Lift Chief]

This is one of the funnier threads ive seen on elite in awhile...

 

[small1]

well...

along with hotpants, string top singlets and ankle weights, my training partner and i like to place our handbags on the floor and dance around them in between sets. its fun for everyone and really gets the place in a buzz.

 

[stockked]

I wear a full russian cosmonaut suit, with high heels if it's squat day.

its that you on the avatar,im trying to look for the boots in the picture!lol

 

[BigBaseballStud21]

ankle weights LMAO i bring my sus redijects in an ampty wendy's biggy sized cup and you should see me i'm 6'3 but i wear an extra small brown leather jacket open with no shirt underneath with a pair of green glow socks that match well with my black nike sandals

 

[Diesel3d]

amaf where are you?

ROTFLMAO AMAF!!!!

 

[Mavy]

Jesus, STOP! This is too funny! Dont think that I have ever laughed this hard on any elite post before. Just cant stop picturing it.

On a serious note, there is a guy at my gym who does cardio with a 1/4 inch scuba wetsuit! He thinks he will sweat like a pig and loose weight, when really he cant even bend his legs or arms its so stiff! He sometimes wears goggles with it for the added effect, but they fog right up and cant see a goddamm thing! Yep ... pretty much a dumb ass.

Another guy wears a wet cloth around his groin with duct tape wrapped around as a belt to hold it there. He wears a housecoat over top and has the headphones on with the wire going right down into his wet cloth through the duct tape.

He works out with his good buddy who wears a spandex home tailored spiderman suite! No shit! They get lots of stares, but they train really hard. Especially the guy with the wet cloth and tape.

Other than that, most people are pretty normal.