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By your wife watching online porn??? :o

I just got sooooo busted... I'm in the doghouse for a while. No sex for me tonight. That's for sure. I need a good excuse and FAST!
 
Can you tell her you were just looking for your sister?

No really! Hear me out.
Maybe you haven't spoken to your sister in a long time and you are afraid
she has went down the wrong path and acting in...no scratch that.
Tell her you think you might be GAY!
She might forget about this silly porn nonsense.
 
You're married and you two are still not even over this?

what kind of woman is this. Does she think porn became a billion dollar industry because only a few sick hairy freaks watch it and good people never would?
 
Juice Authority said:
By your wife watching online porn??? :o

I just got sooooo busted... I'm in the doghouse for a while. No sex for me tonight. That's for sure. I need a good excuse and FAST!
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Didn't I tell you about the coincidences of watching animal porn at home?
 
Tell her you were just following an elite fitness discussion board link and had NO idea that's what it was.
To aid the alibi, somone needs to start a thread that has that link so you can prove it!
 
eh just say it popped up, you looked, then give her a cheeky smile, tell her how gorgeous she looks when she is angry (dont let her butt in at all, keep going at it with the over the top compliments until she cracks and smiles), and you have to show her something in the bedroom... ;) come on man shes your wife, push her buttons...
 
oh and seashell....i saw your gallery, i have NO sympathy for you...NONE at all

pfft cant believe youre playing the victim, youre as bad as superqt ;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
eh just say it popped up, you looked, then give her a cheeky smile, tell her how gorgeous she looks when she is angry (dont let her butt in at all, keep going at it with the over the top compliments until she cracks and smiles), and you have to show her something in the bedroom... ;) come on man shes your wife, push her buttons...
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most pimping idea on here. work her bro!
 
GoldenDelicious said:
oh and seashell....i saw your gallery, i have NO sympathy for you...NONE at all

pfft cant believe youre playing the victim, youre as bad as superqt ;)
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LOL You`re talking to alien amp pharm with seashell`s avatar. Go back up and check^^^.
 
broley said:
Can you tell her you were just looking for your sister?

No really! Hear me out.
Maybe you haven't spoken to your sister in a long time and you are afraid
she has went down the wrong path and acting in...no scratch that.
Tell her you think you might be GAY!
She might forget about this silly porn nonsense.
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best excuse ever!
 
Juice Authority said:
By your wife watching online porn??? :o

I just got sooooo busted... I'm in the doghouse for a while. No sex for me tonight. That's for sure. I need a good excuse and FAST!
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Tell her you were so excited about tapping that booty for the first time that you were looking for ways to make it better for her next time.
 
gonelifting said:
LOL You`re talking to alien amp pharm with seashell`s avatar. Go back up and check^^^.
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Hahahaha that's funny.

I meant to change that thing yesterday but forgot.
 
Tell her you were doing a search for Black holes and unfortunately you got this site about another kind of holes...
 
ask her what the big deal is...you still want sex, and if she is going to be a fucking bitch and withhold it from you because she wasnt givign you enough to keep your interest levels stable?

be like, fine bitch enjoy your vibrator for tonight cause ill just look at more porn and more porn untill you give me sex...

what is she gunna do leave you over it? rofl!
 
SublimeZM said:
ask her what the big deal is...you still want sex, and if she is going to be a fucking bitch and withhold it from you because she wasnt givign you enough to keep your interest levels stable?

be like, fine bitch enjoy your vibrator for tonight cause ill just look at more porn and more porn untill you give me sex...

what is she gunna do leave you over it? rofl!
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This comment brought to you by a virgin.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
oh and seashell....i saw your gallery, i have NO sympathy for you...NONE at all

pfft cant believe youre playing the victim, youre as bad as superqt ;)
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oh shit it was alien amp pharm...i thought hed be used to no sex by now...its only been, what, 3 years? ;)
 
I'm not married. I usually have a naked woman on my desktop so as soon as a chick I'm dating hops on my computer she knows what time it is with me. I like looking at pics of naked women online.
 
I bust my chic watching porn. She is the best.
 
This is such bullcrap. This must mean you've been actively taking action to hide the fact you watch porn from people which is quite childish

I have a directory c:\Porn
archived with images videos flash
I think it's up to 30 gigs now.
 
Robert Jan said:
I have a directory c:\Porn
archived with images videos flash
I think it's up to 30 gigs now
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Wow man, 30 gigs..............................Thats it? ;)
 
damn, that's a lot. only 1.9G here and i could probably delete half of it cause it's not worth watching more than once or twice.
 
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