what do i gotta do to get LAID around here?

[underoos]

???

 

[doffmaster]

Start by turning your monitor off. Follow this with letting go of your mouse. And for God's sake man, take a shower.

 

[underoos]

hmm... i have heard of this thing you call a shower. interesting. interesting.

 

[DealsMorte]

Might wanna try spanish fly, if that doesn't work make sure you stock up on lotion and pornos.

 

[underoos]

porno -- now that is something i know about. jesus i have a lot of that shit. what i don't have is willpower, though. maybe if i had social skills i could get real box a little more often?

 

[doffmaster]

I saw this movie late at night on USA one time where this guy was chillin' with this girl at dinner and he goes "Hey....how's the lobster?" Next scene, he's shaggin' her to death. I tried that at a club in Canada and the chick just looked at me like I was crazy. Heh...crazy Canadians.

 

[PoyeBoy]

When I was a kid I ate a lego guy

Then one day I found him in the toilet, I fished him out

I still have him

I like to call him mr brownie

 

[doffmaster]

hah...nice

 

[nicknot]

???

here you have all the answers:http://www15.big.or.jp/~frenz/kumagai.html:D

 

[Manu]