What did you learn today?

[tripleV]

I learned you don't say:

Do you do gear?

You should say:

do you juice? Or do you use gear?

lesson learned!

 

[mdd]

i learned ummm.... nothing, come to think of it, i havent learned anything in a while..

 

[freak daddy]

I learned the Bengals really are good!!!!!

 

[Weapon X]

I learned that people are noticing the good work I'm doing for our QA department this weekend. (Yes, I'm at work today. )

 

[Hannibal]

I learned some more French

 

[theoak01]

i learned we are having a latex party

 

[tripleV]

yippee fun on a sunday!!!!!!

L A T E X

where? when? is the party?

and when do i get a new outfit please??

 

[Rex]

I learned...

- that some girls [not all] are crazy, manipulative bitches who will threaten you w/ anything so that you do not dump.

- that the powerful approach of getting a woman off your back is not the way. You must be tactful and precise, then when the timing is right and the threats that were made have no chance of happening you make the break.

- sex is more frustration then its worth and the aftermath is even crazier.

- trust is the most important thing in a relation ship. I learned this because she lied to me from the start before we were officially a couple she lied.

- that work comes before hockey. Even if it means quitting hockey in order to fullfill responsibilities.

- that 12 hours sleep spread out over 72 hours is enough for me to get what I have to do done. Although I don't recommend it.


In conclusion I simply learned that the older I get the more fucked up life becomes.

 

[tripleV]

poor you you had a rough day, why don't you join our latex party? you can paint my thighs if you wish?

now did i make ya smile!!!

 

[Hannibal]

yippee fun on a sunday!!!!!!

L A T E X

where? when? is the party?

and when do i get a new outfit please??

"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters always want'n more... more... MORE! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty back in return." Homer J Simpson

 

[tripleV]

Hannibal, i want you to put that in your sig!!!!!

 

[theoak01]

next sunday around 230 pm is our party thats when you get your outfit ,but onl if you have been good

 

[tripleV]

cool!

 

[theoak01]

DAMN SKIPPY

 

[Hannibal]

Hannibal, i want you to put that in your sig!!!!!

Y a-t-il un baiser dans lui pour moi?

 

[tripleV]

 

[manny78]

I learned tomorrow is monday and it sucks...

 

[Hannibal]

a little tame...but that will do

 

[Frackal]

I learned May1010's head makes a clever censor bar for my vintage penis. < :-o

 

[tripleV]

yeah i hate censors!

 

[Rex]

poor you you had a rough day, why don't you join our latex party? you can paint my thighs if you wish?

now did i make ya smile!!!

I'm smiling now. I'll join if I can use my tongue as a paint brush. Deal?

 

[tripleV]

sweet! just as long as you brush it first please!!!!!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I learned that it's not so much the feeling of generosity you feel when giving gifts that makes the difference; it's the look on the recipients face as s/he realizes that they have a plastic bag wrapped tightly around their head, and they can't escape.

That, droogs, is the real deal.

 

[redhotavenger]

YUP

I learned tomorrow is monday and it sucks...

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

 

[tripleV]

don't remind me.

ohmigosh the urinator is on!

 

[TxCollegeguy]

I learned that screwing a good friend can bring more heart felt trouble then dating a whore...

 

[Rex]

I learned tomorrow is monday and it sucks...

And it ruins a Sunday because no matter what you do on Sunday, no matter how much fun you have, in the back of your mind you know that the next day is Monday and 5 long days are coming.

 

[Rex]

sweet! just as long as you brush it first please!!!!!

I always go over the attention needing areas w/ a brush before I use the roller.

 

[tripleV]

And it ruins a Sunday because no matter what you do on Sunday, no matter how much fun you have, in the back of your mind you know that the next day is Monday and 5 long days are coming.

so lets all just be horny horndogs all day and fughetaboutit...

 

[HamsterHider]

I LEARNED THAT YOU SHOULD NOT DRINK A 750 OF VODKA IN ONE NIGHT. YOU WILL HAVE HEADACHES THE NEXT MORNING AND WEAR TWO DIFFERENT SHOES TO THE GYM AND GET LAUGHED AT.
I ALSO LEARNED STRIPPERS WILL BUY YOU A BIRTHDAY DRINK AS A NICE GESTURE AND THEN DEMAND 20 FOR A LAP DANCE.

I FEEL LIKE SHIT!!!!11

 

[Rex]

so lets all just be horny horndogs all day and fughetaboutit...

Best idea I've heard in a long time.

 

[KAYNE]

I LEARNED THAT BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS. MOST OF THEM ANYWAY.

COME TO THINK OF IT, I HAVE BEEN KNOWING THAT FOR YEARS. IT HAS BEEN REITTERATED THOUGH.

KAYNE

 

[tripleV]

what's the deal kayne? We aint all bitches.

 

[KAYNE]

I ALSO LEARNED STRIPPERS WILL BUY YOU A BIRTHDAY DRINK AS A NICE GESTURE AND THEN DEMAND 20 FOR A LAP DANCE.

HH
WELL HERE IS SOMETHING YOU NEED TO LEARN TODAY.

NVR GIVE A DIRTY STRIPPER WHORE MONEY FOR ANY REASON. IF SHE TELLS YOU SHE IS "DANCING" TO PAY FOR COLLEGE, SHE IS LYING!!!

KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

what's the deal kayne? We aint all bitches.

TRIPLE V
READ MY SECOND SENTENCE IN THAT REPLY.

KAYNE