What did you do for mothers day?

[Cutiebaby]

Stayed in bed, or on couch all damn day. Did very little today.
Sick with some flu and dying not able to move, function, swallow, nothing. I have spent the past 2 days sleeping all day long.
But my mom came over and my brother came over, and my lovely husband mowed my lawn then grilled food I could not eat..All in all, good day.

Hope all Moms had a good day!

 

[bigtravis]

I called mine. She lives in Palm Springs, Ca. and I live in S.C.

 

[Smurfy]

I called mine. She lives in Palm Springs, Ca. and I live in S.C.

Palm Springs nice place. I spent some time at a resort out there (Rancho Las Palmas) fuckin loved it

 

[PICK3]

Banged a MILF

 

[Bikini Mod]

Spent the weekend in bed with a coupla bottles of veuve cliquot and watched movies. When the champagne was gone I started on the wine that company brought over last week.

I got some texts that made me want to wake up this morning. Whodathunkit... a text message saved my life.

We called my husband's mom and chatted with her for a minute. Heckuva neat lady... maybe we can arrange a trip to visit with her soon.

My hubby tried like the dickenz to cheer me up. He brought an armfull of gardenias and left them on the bed for me and made a nice card for me.

... but until I got those texts, I wanted to die.

"you make me sound like royalty but if i was, you would be my treasure because treasure is what makes a royal person royal. You are the X on my treasure map, the stamp on my letter and the soul in my body. "once it goes in it never comes out."

^^^ If you knew the child who sent this to me, it would make perfect sense. Her thinking is very abstract and sadly because she is not schooled properly her vocabulary faulters. I am in awe that she can grasp concepts that many adults who have lived with many benefits can not fathom.

The child that wrote me that text WILL go on to have a wonderful life. She is the one that got "the least" but luckily she came to this planet with all she needed. She's given me more than I could have even realized I needed and I am humbled that her soul chose me to mother her.

 

[jboy45]

Mom died three years ago. So sold my dignity for cheap on Saturday night/Sunday morning. My friend and I meet up every mother's day because we are both devoid of mother's and like to suffer together. He won a poker tournament that day and had $12k burning a hole through his pocket. This is how it went:

1. Did shots of whiskey until decision-making abilities were impaired
2. Booked plane flight on the redeye to Vegas
3. Missed plane flight
4. Went to Tootsie's(Strip Club) instead.
5. Spent $7000 on champagne, lap dances, and a private room.
6. In the private room, three strippers did a dildo show.
7. Friend banged two of the strippers while I got a blowjob from the third. (I have a girlfriend and didn't want to overdo it)
8. Didn't want to spent another $100 on a cab ride home so my friend arranged a ride back to my house from 2 of the strippers who we thought were Indian.
9. Got home and banged them in my living room.
10. We called them "dot heads" during coitus. They eventually told us they were actually Argentinian.
11. I told the girl that for $400/hr I will call her whatever I please. She agreed.
12. Hated life for about 3 hours.
13. Went to downtowner with the same friend and drank more champagne to celebrate our misery.
14. Went to Bahia Cabana after that to meet up with a college friend of mine and her sister.
15. The day eventually led into the girls' sister, my friend, and I playing fingercuffs in her hotel room. (I got the front of the equation)
16. Came home to wallow in the wake of my self-destruction
17. Smoked a joint.
18. Jerked off.

None of this is skewed or embellished at all. I can swear on my mother's grave. I'm not bragging in the least. Just want other people who are in my same situation to know that they aren't the only people who do stupid shit on mother's day.

 

[iggy]

Mom died three years ago. So sold my dignity for cheap on Saturday night/Sunday morning. My friend and I meet up every mother's day because we are both devoid of mother's and like to suffer together. He won a poker tournament that day and had $12k burning a hole through his pocket. This is how it went:

1. Did shots of whiskey until decision-making abilities were impaired
2. Booked plane flight on the redeye to Vegas
3. Missed plane flight
4. Went to Tootsie's(Strip Club) instead.
5. Spent $7000 on champagne, lap dances, and a private room.
6. In the private room, three strippers did a dildo show.
7. Friend banged two of the strippers while I got a blowjob from the third. (I have a girlfriend and didn't want to overdo it)
8. Didn't want to spent another $100 on a cab ride home so my friend arranged a ride back to my house from 2 of the strippers who we thought were Indian.
9. Got home and banged them in my living room.
10. We called them "dot heads" during coitus. They eventually told us they were actually Argentinian.
11. I told the girl that for $400/hr I will call her whatever I please. She agreed.
12. Hated life for about 3 hours.
13. Went to downtowner with the same friend and drank more champagne to celebrate our misery.
14. Went to Bahia Cabana after that to meet up with a college friend of mine and her sister.
15. The day eventually led into the girls' sister, my friend, and I playing fingercuffs in her hotel room. (I got the front of the equation)
16. Came home to wallow in the wake of my self-destruction
17. Smoked a joint.
18. Jerked off.

None of this is skewed or embellished at all. I can swear on my mother's grave. I'm not bragging in the least. Just want other people who are in my same situation to know that they aren't the only people who do stupid shit on mother's day.

whoa, i wish i could do this anyday....
you are my new hero.

 

[jboy45]

I just spent the last half hour scrubbing my penis in front of the mirror looking for any myriad of STD combination that i might have. Fmylife.

 

[miplank]

^LMFAO^


I gave my wife her presents, went to church, went out to lunch with the inlaws, then went to my mothers and hung out at her house, then went home and ate dinner and went to bed.

 

[jnevin]

Called my mom. Got lectured. Watched golf.