What constitutes being gay?

[BOB THE BUILDER]

If u give woman tips on how to put their lipstick on is that gay?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

If u give woman tips on how to put their lipstick on is that gay?

If your advice is from hands on experience..then..maybe.
Nowadays, the lines are pretty mixed.

 

[Raptorex]

If u give woman tips on how to put their lipstick on is that gay?

Not if you are advising her on where to put it on your dick.

 

[Bulldog_10]

I hear alot of carpenters are gay these days.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I have heard of geigh threads, this is one of them.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

This is simple. Look at Becoming's avatar, and if the chick in it doesn't give you a hard on and looking at jerkbox's or my avatar does, you are gay.

Your lifestyle has nothing to do with it. You are gay if you are a man, and other men turn you on, and women do not.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

BBF STRIKES AGAIN lol

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Actually Sh4dow, "BBF Strikes Back" might make a good title for my book...

 

[Robert Jan]

Don't be fucking stupid. If you want to fuck somebody of the same sex, you are gay. if not, you are not.

If you show any kind of feminine behaviour but dont fuck males or want to fuck males you are not gay. PErhaps you are queer, disturbed or a big puss. but not gay.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Anywho, finally I have my own internet access at home again. I'm loving this LAN we have now at my apartment complex. Between their firewall, my own personal firewall, complete security updates for windowns and AVG, I've still managed to get 2 trojans in the first 24 hours (at least I got rid of them). LoL God, the web sucks these days.

 

[Robert Jan]

What the fucking fuck do your fucking trojans fucking have the fuck to fucking do with any fucking thing?

Fuck.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

robert jan, I thought the point was obvious. People who make and distribute trojans deserve to be anally raped, if they are not gay.

 

[Robert Jan]

In that case I agree

 

[Gymgurl]

Hmmm...but if both avatars turn you on?????

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Gymgurl, in that case you are bi, and if you want we can have a three-way with the chick in Becoming's avatar... if we can find out who she is. I'm sure she'll be up for it.

 

[BOB THE BUILDER]

damn gymgurl that ass sure does turn me on!

 

[Gymgurl]

Well then you are not Gay Bob......and that sounds like a hot plan BBF

 

[Deleted member 33117]

damn gymgurl that ass sure does turn me on!

Definately not gay, since gymgurl is 100% woman (often a rarety in the cyberworld). See, problem solved.