What Can I Tell You?

[CrimsonKing]

ok, as STAR pointed out alot of you know each other here for awhile on this board. At least enough to form impressions of personallities. I've picked them up too and that is what keeps me coming to this board almost every day.

But, as Star mention, "I'm still under evaluation".. primarily because you don't know me.. So, to get past that hurdle, ask away, I'll honestly tell you (almost) anything you want to know about the CrimsonKing...

 

[CytoMel]

 

[smallmovesal]

ok what are your impressions...

 

[Mdguy]

OK I'll bite..how big are your breasts?

 

[smallmovesal]

OK I'll bite..how big are your breasts?

lol... if you're talking to me, i'm a b cup

 

[CrimsonKing]

my impressions - broadly - interesting group of twenty somethings with a few old guy/gals (like me) that have a very salty sense of humor and real compasion about their fellow EF memebers... and a few you know how do dish a good flame or two (ie - havoc, corn, mysterio)

Cup Size - XL (you mean a spots jock strap cup right!)

 

[Mdguy]

lol... if you're talking to me

You wish!!!!!!

 

[2 ton hoss]

HOW LONG AND THICK IS COLONEL PEEPERS?

 

[CrimsonKing]

if you mean my karma stick, it long and thick enough to split your a hole in half so don't get it my way mr. libertarian...


lmfao

 

[Mdguy]

[B)

Cup Size - XL (you mean a spots jock strap cup right!) [/B]

I changed my post because I knew it would be miscontrued..

Hey, you live in Maryland-you sportin' a mullet? gotten crabs recently (not including ones from prostitutes, I might add)?

 

[smallmovesal]

You wish!!!!!!

did someone say something??

 

[CrimsonKing]

I changed my post because I knew it would be miscontrued..

Hey, you live in Maryland-you sportin' a mullet? gotten crabs recently (not including ones from prostitutes, I might add)?

Yup. had a half-bushell last weekend with some friends... Larges, nice and full .... expensive though $90

NO mullet here.. I'm a professional now in my life..

Harford County ... U?

 

[Mdguy]

Yup. had a half-bushell last weekend with some friends... Larges, nice and full .... expensive though $90

NO mullet here.. I'm a professional now in my life..

Harford County ... U?

The extra jumbo crabs are running $5 a piece...I like eating crab cakes better WITH the beer of course

I'm in Baltimore County, but go up to Bel Air frequently

 

[CrimsonKing]

The extra jumbo crabs are running $5 a piece...I like eating crab cakes better WITH the beer of course

I'm in Baltimore County, but go up to Bel Air frequently

There is this place in Bel Air of Rt924, a pizza place, it has the largest crabcake you have ever seen with chucks of backfin for $8.95! It is almost the size of a softball is so big

 

[doc_pup]

Bodybuiler?
Natural?
Married?
Kids?
Any strange habits?
Hobbies?

...that should get you started

 

[CrimsonKing]

Bodybuiler? I'm a weightlifer, bodybuilder are pros IMO

Natural?Yes, I have good genetics for size anyway (5'10, 230#)
Married?Yes, 7 years in April
Kids?2 kids - 5 year old girl, 3 year old boy
Any strange habits? Ya, this freeking board
Hobbies?golf,fitness,kids,reading (philosphy, history, sports medicine,stephen king),my lawn!

...that should get you started

 

[Pamela]

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

 

[Mysterio]

I can tell you Crimson likes pigs feet.

 

[Mysterio]

Crimson tell me, what would you do if you woke up and you were Richard Simmons?

 

[CrimsonKing]

ok,

frankly, I'm surprised no one has figured out my disclaimer yet. It is in english, i just changed the font to symbol... it says - "This message contains privileged information. In no way should the opinion expressed be considered guidance, fact or truthfulness. Make up your own mind!"

i own 6 pairs of shoes (2) - business work shoes (1) casual sneakers (1) running sneakers (1)loafers (1) old sneakers for yard work

Mysterio -your my hero, that wit and uncany sarcasism is so impresive - lmao!

 

[Star]

So Do you and your wife still do the booty dance. I just hate hearing bout couples that have been married for only a few years and are already going through booty droughtage. Nothing sadder than hearing a grown man whining bout how he can't get laid by his own wife.

Star

 

[CrimsonKing]

So Do you and your wife still do the booty dance. I just hate hearing bout couples that have been married for only a few years and are already going through booty droughtage. Nothing sadder than hearing a grown man whining bout how he can't get laid by his own wife.

Star

Umm.. its not all that 'healthy' in that section of or life.. honestly, if it were not for the kids I'm sure we would not be together anymore.

However, I believe divorce is a selfish act, and as a dad, I can't do that to the kids. Does that mean my wife an I walk around bad mouthing each other in front of the kids or otherwise displaying a unhealthy relationship? NO, were more mature than that too... I realize that life has challenges.. There was a reason I got married.. We just lost those reasons and need to re-find them.. But I'm patient…

 

[Star]

I know women are usually the guilty party when it comes to a sexless relationship but I honestly can not understand how the hell someone can live that way. I gots to get (*eddie murphy singing voice) booty all the time~ booty all the time......... In all seriousness though I am all about making things work but if you are in a relationship you shouldn't be in then eventually no matter how good you are at hiding it ....it's gonna show. Frankly kids growing up seeing two miserable parents going through life without enjoyment is a lot less healthy then a happy divorced couple showering them in love. I hope you find what is missing. The longer the booty is out of the picture the wider the gap of intimacy becomes until eventually it's just not possible to reconnect.

Star

PS. Now I can give you a preliminary description...

Crimsonking = Devotion

 

[-SD-]

I can see why you have so many posts in less than a month.

 

[CrimsonKing]

I can see why you have so many posts in less than a month.

Ummm, ok? not sure if that is a compliment or a diss.. Anyway, I've actually been reading the boards since Aug,2001.. It wasn't until May I decided that I was familiar enough and interested enough in what I was reading to contribute myself..

 

[Star]

Hmmmmmm In reference to your comment in your PM about kids having a more financially independent life with 2 parents.........I have one thing to say to that..........Menendez Brothers. Just because the children may have more available to them financially with the combined income of two parents doesn't assure a fuck up free life. I think parents (especially those that grew up in broken homes) seem to feel that no matter what they should stick it out for the children. Now while I agree with the ideal of putting in more effort because you owe it to "the family" I do not think that a couple should stay in a loveless marriage (ever). You also owe it to "the family" to show them what a happy fulfilling life is like. Children learn from their parents....the only thing they are taught in that situation is that grown up life is miserable. They deserve to see that it doesn't have to be that way. This is just my .02 and I am not saying that I have not seen couples that are quite capable of putting on a believable production of pretending they are happy cause I have. In that case (if you can live like that) More power to ya!!

Star

 

[CrimsonKing]

ok, star, I'm almost convinced. I guess its just facing the reality of the failure that is keeping me from doing something about it....