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What Are Your Sayings?

big_bad_buff

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me and my friends always come up with these fucked up sayings....it's funny how fast they catch up in the gym....i'v noticed like some cities or even states say shit. then you visit another city or state and everyone is like? what the hell does that mean!!


(SUCK IT DOWN) is are new one.... and....PIP (pipsqueak) you fucking PIP.....my buddy gave some dude a spot at the gym, and he's like good set, your a pip..(making fun of him).and walked off HA! HA! i guess the guy thought he said pimp....
 
We have a bunch of them. My friends lately say "pass the buck" meaning your blaming someone else for what you did, or we used to say "what the jack", meaning "what the fuck". I like to call people "pyles, or piles" if they are dumb, got the word from full metal jacket.
 
I have many as well. A personal favorite is one i saw at school. In one of the cafeterias the university attempted to design the place as a cool hangout in different ways. One being on the wall in "extreme" jagged font by all of the beverages in the coolers, there are two sayings. One on the left: "Play hard." and the other: "Chill Easy." This retarded brain fart of a middle aged attempt at slang has now become my official motto. I my friends, Play hard, and chill easy.
 
In FL we often say its:

"Hotter than a 2 Peckered Billy Goat"
"Raining hard like a Cow pissing on a flat rock"
"Colder than a Well Diggers LunchBox" 2 days a year maybe
 
This one is crazy, and it might confuse you a little. Around here we say "cool"... but its not like the temperature!!! Its more like 'neat', or 'groovy'. Like if something really neat-o happens we'll say "that was cool". Or if some fellow you know is a good chum, we might say "he's cool".
Did I explain it ok?
 
Me and my friends refer to each other as CB's whenever we are out. Cock Blocker's... It is all in fun. We really don't CB each other that much, and if we do it is usually just a joke.
 
big_bad_buff said:
me and my friends always come up with these fucked up sayings....it's funny how fast they catch up in the gym....i'v noticed like some cities or even states say shit. then you visit another city or state and everyone is like? what the hell does that mean!!


(SUCK IT DOWN) is are new one.... and....PIP (pipsqueak) you fucking PIP.....my buddy gave some dude a spot at the gym, and he's like good set, your a pip..(making fun of him).and walked off HA! HA! i guess the guy thought he said pimp....
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Your buddy is an asshole.
 
Bullit said:
This one is crazy, and it might confuse you a little. Around here we say "cool"... but its not like the temperature!!! Its more like 'neat', or 'groovy'. Like if something really neat-o happens we'll say "that was cool". Or if some fellow you know is a good chum, we might say "he's cool".
Did I explain it ok?
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that's rad
 
gymtime said:
Someone on this board, probly Scrap, SSME, or NB maybe, used to describe sex with his wife/gf as "thirty seconds of extacy."

:FRlol:
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If I refer to having sex with someone - I say that I gave them "the most mediocre 15 seconds of their lives"
 
gymtime said:
Someone on this board, probly Scrap, SSME, or NB maybe, used to describe sex with his wife/gf as "thirty seconds of extacy."

:FRlol:
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lol you had this one almost correct. this "thirty seconds of extacy" we were referring to was that brief moment when all three of us (myself, HS, and TNB) were deep inside your woman, gymtime. it was the first triple penetration of a 4-limb amputee ever recorded on film and will be aired in a 30 second spot we all went in on for this year's superbowl.
 
supersizeme said:


lol you had this one almost correct. this "thirty seconds of extacy" we were referring to was that brief moment when all three of us (myself, HS, and TNB) were deep inside your woman, gymtime. it was the first triple penetration of a 4-limb amputee ever recorded on film and will be aired in a 30 second spot we all went in on for this year's superbowl.
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i'd give karma if i thought that it mattered and it wasn't grey
 
HappyScrappy said:


If I refer to having sex with someone - I say that I gave them "the most mediocre 15 seconds of their lives"
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Or, more usually, the 15 seconds of their lives they will never get back.
 
Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds
Grinning like a mule eat'in brairs
Redder than a Robins ass in a pokeberry patch
Dickskinner(Hands)
Snotbox(Nose)
Turd-cutter(A chicks ass)
Colder than a witches tit
Slicker than alligator shit on a flat rock
Sharper than a rat turd on both ends
Slicker than a minnows dick
I'd suck her ass until her head caved in(Talking about a hot chick)
I'd let her piss on my face just to watch her muscles work(Again talking about a hot chick)
Snapper-head
Wadgobbler
Cock-socket(A chicks mouth)

Shit, I can't remember all of them....heh heh heh

Ranger
 
supersizeme said:


lol you had this one almost correct. this "thirty seconds of extacy" we were referring to was that brief moment when all three of us (myself, HS, and TNB) were deep inside your woman, gymtime. it was the first triple penetration of a 4-limb amputee ever recorded on film and will be aired in a 30 second spot we all went in on for this year's superbowl.
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That's just wrong...... but it does explain why Stumpy has been "less than enthusiastic" about receiving my near three inches of "earthworm lovin."
 
my friends have a term "butch" (not bootch like the name, but a light u, as in "uh") that is far too complicated in origin to explain - but it is when you have a bloody nose, shit yourself, and puke - all at the same time.

also, when you have really sweaty nuts, or ass, then that is a "schloat" named after a guy we knew - not because he had them a lot, but because we felt that was what his last name sounded like.

like I said, pretty much anything I ever say is an inside joke/reference with my friends.
the best part is, nobody knows what the fuck I'm saying, so it just makes me look like a babbling idiot... which I am.
 
HappyScrappy said:

also, when you have really sweaty nuts, or ass, then that is a "schloat" named after a guy we knew - not because he had them a lot, but because we felt that was what his last name sounded like.
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aka "soup dragon"
 
Well....ain't THAT a bitch?

I am pretty sure that the use of "Darlin" and "Doll" on EF has gone up like a zillion fold recently....

I'm pretty sure I was the first to say "stuffed yo box with lovin"...



and um.... I like the term "InsignifiCUNT"
as in MagiliCUNTi....lol
 
The Ranger said:
Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds
Grinning like a mule eat'in brairs
Redder than a Robins ass in a pokeberry patch
Dickskinner(Hands)
Snotbox(Nose)
Turd-cutter(A chicks ass)
Colder than a witches tit
Slicker than alligator shit on a flat rock
Sharper than a rat turd on both ends
Slicker than a minnows dick
I'd suck her ass until her head caved in(Talking about a hot chick)
I'd let her piss on my face just to watch her muscles work(Again talking about a hot chick)
Snapper-head
Wadgobbler
Cock-socket(A chicks mouth)

Shit, I can't remember all of them....heh heh heh

Ranger
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Hotter than two rats fuckin' in a wool sock
Drier than a popcorn fart
Flatter than a mile of beat-up donkey dick
Fucked up as a box o' rocks
Queer as a football bat
 
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