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My personal fav was "would u like a really good tongue bath?" it never worked but I jusrt couldn't contain myself sometimes
What are your opening lines/moves when aproaching women at clubs
bible51isonya
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I can tell you are checking me out but my boyfriend does not like it. always good for a laugh. And vash remember they have friends.
Razorguns said:
NOPE... That does`nt work, trust me.
rsnoble-im-back
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the-short-one said:I just ask her if she'd like to come home with me and my boyfriend and fuck both of us. It works.
Ok.......time to go pop in a dvd! Seriously, if I were a good looking woman id be the biggest whore on the face of the earth. Don't take that the wrong way but not having to work for it would be a nice change.
rsnoble-im-back
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rsnoble-im-back said:
I mean really, how nice would it be to pick whoever you wanted and say buy my drinks, buy my dinner and take me home with a 100% success rate be for a change?
GoldenDelicious
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damn straight it doesBileStew said:
ok. ill tell you how to get the girl, MasterBates. you gotta be resourceful. reach into your pocket, and pull out 2 $20 dollar notes. give one to the DJ, and the bartender, they both gotta be in on it. What you have to do is breathe in, out, in, out, and pretend you are Travolta. in, out, in, out, you ARE Travolta. then open your eyes, do the Saturday Night Fever pose, and at that exact moment, the DJ has to start playing "Staying Alive" and put a spotlight on you - then, you gotta strut towards the girl (dont worry mang, the crowd will OPEN for you), and as youre strutting, do a little twirl next to the bar, and at that exact moment, scoop up the drink that the bartender slid all the way down the bar to you. keep dancing towards her, stop, and then start doing your saturday night fever pointing at your crotch and the ceiling routine - DONT look over your shoulder, your backup dancers are all there doing it with you, its alright - and by then, the girl will be putty in your hands, and you can lay down the Ultimate Pickup Line...sidle up to her, still bopping, and say "Gidday! me names Golden!" in a sort of nasal, high pitched, JerseyArt sort of voice - and youre set, bor. fuckin set.
awittyusername
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MasterBates said:I usually do the accidental bump. Last night that came from a girl actually and she was horrible at it cause she made me spill my drink everytime, on my shirt, like 5 times which really started to piss me off.
Anyway, I saw this one really hot girl who I wanted ot aproach but she was with a friend who looked hideous(beans would not hit that). Well one of my friends did say that he's got my back etc etc, while I did all this thinking I start to walk towards her as some dude comes up to her and takes her to the dance floor.
So lesson learned
The thing was though, it was all there, she turned around and looked at me like 4 times, than she told something to her ugly ass friend and she looked at me, that was scary.
On the other hand though, I was almost sober so that didnt help. One of my plans was to send her a drink cause I had the hook up there, but I thought too much and it didnt end good. (I cacnt believe I didnt drink, how stupid).
Bro, it doesn't matter if you didn't drink enough. If a girl is interested in you, then you have to get on it fast. There is too many cockblocks in the world.
Remember this my young horny friend.........
He who hesitates.....masterbates (repeat this 10 times every morning and 10 times every night)
note: I give this advice to all the youngsters, but this is funny bc his name is MasterBates..get it? ha ha Oh screw you guys
