What are your opening lines/moves when aproaching women at clubs

[bible51isonya]

slickdad is hilarious. Humor always works.

 

[Vash]

I wish I had your luck with girls coming up to me. Last few have either out weighed me or looked like they where packing balls.

*EDIT*
Probably important I'm 203.

 

[MasterBates]

If she's my style.......de' whole pale shebang.....

I usually go right up to her, eyes on hers and tell her how attractive she is, how beautiful her skin is and proceed to ask her if she wants to have a drink or dance, it's on her.

The eye contact is important, it lets a girl know you are genuine and not some wishy washy punk who just wants to play.......gotta have real intent to get what you want.

I know what I'm looking for and I get it.



DIV

I usually go up and ask them if they've been checking me out jokingly, never been shut down, thats only when I'm drunk though cause you have an excuse for saying stupid shit when drunk.

 

[DIVISION]

I usually go up and ask them if they've been checking me out jokingly, never been shut down, thats only when I'm drunk though cause you have an excuse for saying stupid shit when drunk.

Intelligent women don't take you seriously when you're sloppy drunk.

Sure, you can get the sorrority chicks if that's your thang, but the quality women that you can have a future with don't go for the sloppy falling down vibe....

It all depends on what you're going for.


DIV

 

[BileStew]

This thread has GoldenDelicious' name written all over it.

 

[CFZB]

"Are Those Space Pants BEBE? Cause You Are Out Of This World !!"

Then I give Her The "Chips" Thumbs UP,She will Follow me Anywhere after That. Believe IT.


Or I Hypnotize Her.

 

[the-short-one]

I just ask her if she'd like to come home with me and my boyfriend and fuck both of us. It works.

 

[DIVISION]

Or I Hypnotize Her.

.......and if ya' don't know know ya' know, nigga..........







DIV

 

[CFZB]

.......and if ya' don't know know ya' know, nigga..........







DIV

lol.Yup.

 

[slickdadd]

"...and then I put on my robe and Wizard Hat."