What are your best/favourite insults that you use on people?

[GoldenDelicious]

off the shelf insults are boring, winging it is the only way

 

[strangebrew]

I'd tell you to blow it out your ass, but my dick's in the way.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ok ok fine, but this is going to make me look really, really bad, and i was only trying to push a girls buttons (and judging by the smudge she left on the roof when she hit it, id say i pressed it pretty good)

actually, i dont want to look really really bad!

i aint sayin nuthin

 

[JayC9]

If assholes could fly this place would be an airport!

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

lol i like to call ignorant morons "an oxygen sink"

 

[ChefWide]

'How'd ya like to pull out shattered teeth with broken fingers?'

 

[JayC9]

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