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What are you scared of?

Virtual Acid

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Don't say nothing cause its bullshit everyone's scared of something. .. Spiders here,.. i know im like 5'7 and thier only about an inch or 2 lol... it makes me feel pathetic.. but as i sat down tonight at my computer desk one came down from the ceiling and hung right in front of my face... i swear i turned purple and nearly passed out.. It was nasty looking though all black and orange with like 4 to many legs.. god it was horrible... ;)
 
Snakes

I worked at a day camp last summer where we had several different kinds of snakes in tanks. Every day while we were wating for the parents to come and pick up their brats, we would bring out the snakes. What amazed me was how comfortable these kids were handling a snake such as a python.

The kids would ask me to get the snake out for them and i would say In my best athoritative voice some shit like "oh well....ummm...I think we should leave them alone today...they look tired"

fucking snakes
 
cockroaches, i cant stand them bastards. especially the flying ones, you can hear them before you see them. bastards.

ive performed ninja like moves when confronted with a flying cockroach, its amazing what you can do with a surge of adrenaline.
 
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I'm scared of ketchup and also scared of losing my best friend because I love him more than anything in the world.
 
spongebob said:
cockroaches, i cant stand them bastards. especially the flying ones, you can hear them before you see them. bastards.

ive performed ninja like moves when confronted with a flying cockroach, its amazing what you can do with a surge of adrenaline.


:FRlol: :FRlol:

I know exactly what you are talking about! I can't say I am scared of them but I just prefer not to be near them! Only one thing that looks good on a cockroach.........a 12D!!!!!

I love messing with snakes though! I now have my 9 year old daughter picking up snakes when we see them although I tell her not to do it if I am not around. She wants to do whatever her daddy does! Imagine that!?!
 
Raina said:
I'm scared of ketchup and also scared of losing my best friend because I love him more than anything in the world.

No friend will ever leave your side Raina.. You are far too Flozzy:D
 
fistfullofsteel said:
when i drop my pants and a woman sees how big my penis is and faints. that means i am not getting any, usually.:(

Sorry to hear that guy......... Maybe you should change your handle to ........ Fistfullofdick.
 
HumorMe said:



:FRlol: :FRlol:

I know exactly what you are talking about! I can't say I am scared of them but I just prefer not to be near them! Only one thing that looks good on a cockroach.........a 12D!!!!!


damn dude, this is hilarious. i just had my monthly flying cockroach attack me(i get about one every month or so). just after i read this thread, my daughter told me there was one on the ceiling. i picked up my shoe and slowly approached him and after my first swing and miss, he proceeded to kamikazie on me, damn near got me. once he landed, i smashed him. no bullshit dude, just happened. hahaha. cockroaches suck.
 
spongebob said:


damn dude, this is hilarious. i just had my monthly flying cockroach attack me(i get about one every month or so). just after i read this thread, my daughter told me there was one on the ceiling. i picked up my shoe and slowly approached him and after my first swing and miss, he proceeded to kamikazie on me, damn near got me. once he landed, i smashed him. no bullshit dude, just happened. hahaha. cockroaches suck.


Captain Insano had cock-roaches once.......... But his mom shaved his pubes and they went away
 
Virtual Acid said:
Sponge My sugar daddy :) how u doing?

hey girl, whats up? i wish you hadnt started this thread, i had a cockroach incident just now. i killed him. but now i have a fear his buddies will get me while i sleep. cockroaches are creepy.
 
lol sorry hun , i started this thread cuz a Evil spider nearly made me faint ,.... bugs.. i hate them.. But other than the spider thing all is well with Va
 
Im smoking magic markers, its not traditional but wow what a hit...hmmm smell of burning plastic isn't good and my tongue is yellow
 
addickt said:


Sorry to hear that guy......... Maybe you should change your handle to ........ Fistfullofdick.

no that what your mom's name should be. j/k


ummm, more like "hugehunglikearhino" would be better.
 
spongebob said:


damn dude, this is hilarious. i just had my monthly flying cockroach attack me(i get about one every month or so). just after i read this thread, my daughter told me there was one on the ceiling. i picked up my shoe and slowly approached him and after my first swing and miss, he proceeded to kamikazie on me, damn near got me. once he landed, i smashed him. no bullshit dude, just happened. hahaha. cockroaches suck.


Thank God for Terminix. They spray our house every couple of months. We don't usually have any inside and when we do see them, they look like they are suntanning....on their backs...dead! They are usually out on the front porch and when I take the trash outside, that is when they become airborne! I can't stand it...that and wasps! Highly allergic to them. If I get stung, I immediately have to go the emergency room and get a shot of benydril and adrenaline or else I am fucked!
 
Austin316 said:
Im smoking magic markers, its not traditional but wow what a hit...hmmm smell of burning plastic isn't good and my tongue is yellow


OOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKAAYYYYYYY......Carry on then.
 
Ugh we dont have cockroaches but earwigs..... god thier ugly looking.. and last year one crawled into my light switch and i flipped my light on and it went CRunCh!!! Sighs:(
 
VA, glad your ok now.

anyway, im off to bed before another cockroach attacks. cockroaches are gods creepiest creation. how many times have i said cockroach in this thread?
 
spongebob said:
VA, glad your ok now.

anyway, im off to bed before another cockroach attacks. cockroaches are gods creepiest creation. how many times have i said cockroach in this thread?

9........
 
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Heights, failure, mice, girls named Jennifer (don't ask :rolleyes: ), excess calories, and boogers. Icky.
 
bees.

clowns.

mimes.

midgets.

those puppets with the moving mouths with arms and legs (I think they're called dummies?)

bad robots.

people that drink white zinfindel.
 
The Nature Boy said:
bees.

clowns.

mimes.

midgets.

those puppets with the moving mouths with arms and legs (I think they're called dummies?)

bad robots.

people that drink white zinfindel.

Midgets are cool yo!
 
i am scared of cornholio, especially when he touches my special place and says it will help me get a better pump. which i don't understand how. :( :rolleyes:
 
LiLady11 said:
I am, at 21 years old, afraid of the dark!! Truly sad...

Other than that, spiders, death, bees, and being alone...

If this makes you fill any better I still run to my bed as fast as I can after I turn off my lifts.
 
spongebob said:
cockroaches, i cant stand them bastards. especially the flying ones, you can hear them before you see them. bastards.

ive performed ninja like moves when confronted with a flying cockroach, its amazing what you can do with a surge of adrenaline.

LMAO, you read my mind. I swear those things are trained to attack. They have a wing span like a f*cking Condor. And the two little dots on the top of their heads freak me out! YUCK.
 
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The Nature Boy said:


their small hands and sausage-like fingers freak me out.

My little brother used to say the same thing about E.T., who he was scared of. I am scared of: going to hell, going to jail, demonic looking eyes (ever seen Days of Our Lives when that blonde woman was possessed?), carnies, nuclear war.
 
I am scared of small, dark places...gives me the feeling that I am trapped...

I am also afraid of large animals...and eels.

Haha..Nature Boy...Clowns ARE Evil :evil:
~toga
:angel:
 
The Nature Boy said:


hmmm, you might be scared of me. because my ex-g/f called my brain a small, dark place.

Scared of you!?! :shocked:

I think I would take my chances, Sweetie!! ;)

~toga
:angel:
 
Paralysis. You know when you wake up and you can't move your arms due to lack of blood flow, scares the crap out of me.


Whiskey
 
Hey smallmovesal, what is the tv show V!?! I heard of it, that is it, what is it about, aliens??

Whiskey
 
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