what are these?

[Spartacus]

 

[Cutiebaby]

immitation tulips

 

[preemo]

suction them to some tits light em up and have a happy 4th of july!!!!!


j/k who knows?

 

[Spartacus]

nope

 

[cuthroat]

Plastic explosives...lol? What are they?

 

[preemo]

candle wic???

 

[WarriorPL]

condoms for those with little wankers?

 

[foreigngirl]

the first one on the left looks a lot like a tampon

 

[the-short-one]

birth control.

 

[Spartacus]

condoms for those with little wankers?

getting closer

 

[foreigngirl]

it is a tampon

 

[the-short-one]

they fit over the cervix. You need to get one sized so it fits correctly and doesn't let little sperm swim in.

 

[WarriorPL]

they fit over the cervix. You need to get one sized so it fits correctly and doesn't let little sperm swim in.

That explains the bag at the end.

 

[Spartacus]

they fit over the cervix. You need to get one sized so it fits correctly and doesn't let little sperm swim in.

nope
available by presciption only though

 

[the-short-one]

That explains the bag at the end.

my images are on low res. I thought those were pull-out stringies on the ends.

 

[ROFLMFAO]

bum plugs!

 

[mrplunkey]

Penis extenders?

 

[WarriorPL]

Is it used for guys with little wankers so its easier for them to impregnate the girl or something?

I really dont know. LOL

 

[Spartacus]

butt plugs for kids

 

[the-short-one]

butt plugs! damn. I was way off.

 

[foreigngirl]

butt plugs for kids

why would kids need butt plugs?

 

[obiwan9962]

japanese oral damns aka condoms
for giving "safe" deepthroat

 

[WarriorPL]

butt plugs for kids

How does that make any sense!

 

[ROFLMFAO]

why would kids need butt plugs?

ya why????

 

[ROFLMFAO]

How does that make any sense!

maybe he knew they were just regular but plugs but wanted the karma and didn't want to make it seem like he was copying me?

 

[ROFLMFAO]

yay I won LOL

 

[obiwan9962]

i guess it is en lie of diapers
less messy i guess
if i have a kid i ain't getting any of those

 

[hotzie]

wtf

 

[foreigngirl]

i guess it is en lie of diapers
less messy i guess
if i have a kid i ain't getting any of those

fuck that shit

 

[obiwan9962]

fuck that shit

you said it sister

 

[ROFLMFAO]

you said it sister

lol

 

[Spartacus]

I don't have any kids but I think they're a great fuckin' idea

 

[foreigngirl]

I don't have any kids but I think they're a great fuckin' idea

I cant even put a thermometar in my kids bum, let alone these things

 

[seizer]

butt plugs! damn. I was way off.

no, the but is pretty close to the cervix.

 

[Spartacus]

I cant even put a thermometar in my kids bum, let alone these things

hell I had hemmorhoids once after a grueling ab workout post divorce
I got scripted some suppositories
well this was virgin territory for me
I got one of those little bullets and dabbed some lube on the end and bent over
no dice
wasn't going in
and I dropped the little bitch on the carpet and now it had carpet lint all over it
and it was fucking melting too
"just relax" I remember thinking
I went through about 3 mis-fires before I got one to "take"

 

[hotzie]

hell I had hemmorhoids once after a grueling ab workout post divorce
I got scripted some suppositories
well this was virgin territory for me
I got one of those little bullets and dabbed some lube on the end and bent over
no dice
wasn't going in
and I dropped the little bitch on the carpet and now it had carpet lint all over it
and it was fucking melting too
"just relax" I remember thinking
I went through about 3 mis-fires before I got one to "take"

lol ive been there , then you have to lay there all awkward tryin to keep it in and the whole time you feel like you have just been seriously violated

 

[foreigngirl]

hell I had hemmorhoids once after a grueling ab workout post divorce
I got scripted some suppositories
well this was virgin territory for me
I got one of those little bullets and dabbed some lube on the end and bent over
no dice
wasn't going in
and I dropped the little bitch on the carpet and now it had carpet lint all over it
and it was fucking melting too
"just relax" I remember thinking
I went through about 3 mis-fires before I got one to "take"

lol...that was funny...I would be the same if I had to do that...yuck

 

[ROFLMFAO]

I don't have any kids but I think they're a great fuckin' idea

this is just sounding worse and worse...

 

[foreigngirl]

lol ive been there , then you have to lay there all awkward tryin to keep it in and the whole time you feel like you have just been seriously violated

bwahahahahahaaaa........next time you ask a lady for a certain somfin somfin, think of this incident

 

[hotzie]

bwahahahahahaaaa........next time you ask a lady for a certain somfin somfin, think of this incident

yea but women are supposed to take it there

 

[foreigngirl]

yea but women are supposed to take it there

uhmmm, think again