What are the "warning flags" you look for in someone you're dating?

[Frackal]

Or if she's dated a guy in New Orleans named Kayne she's probably a tranny!!!

 

[Frackal]

Boy, I wish I read this thread about six months ago.....

My List:

-Blatantly says she doesn't want to work once she gets married.
-Refuses to open her wallet--EVER.
-Thinks unless you own a car built in Germany, you are trash.
-Constantly remarks how her exboyfriends made "mad loot."
-Claims she isn't into monetary things, but will gladly point out expensive crap she wants.
-Describes her wedding, her engagement ring, and her bridal party, all of which are nonexistant at this time.
-While casually dating, states "My mother always yells at me for not having a boyfriend, and I tell her, I can have a boyfriend tomorrow if I want."
-Has ZERO in the bank, lives check to check, but acts like she has money.
-Gives one year notice that she is requesting a surprise b-day party.
-States she wants a tennis bracelet and a rolex for said birthday.
-Must buy a new outfit for every occasion, including getting the mail.
-Thinks spending $300 on sunglasses is a wise investment.
-Thinks a $700,000 beachfront home is "cheesy."
-Again, claims she is not into money, and is not superficial.
-Continually reminds you that she partied her ass off all summer down the Jersey shore at the clubs. "My God, I was messed up."
-Has absolutely no passion about anything. Lust, love, otherwise.
-Thinks "Sex in the City," is not only gospel, but reality.
-Talks trash about others, yet she is guilty of the same faults.

.... I can continue this list all day.

Solid list, I will keep these in mind. I am actually really looking forward to dumping my first money-grubbing whore...

 

[KAYNE]

Or if she's dated a guy in New Orleans named Kayne she's probably a tranny!!!

NOT A TRANNY, JUST A TRAMP!!!


KAYNE

 

[HighIntensity]

"If she says don't look me in the eyes, daddy does not like that"

this really happened to me.

 

[b fold the truth]

B True: Do you deadlift sumo or conventional?
Girl: What is a deadlift?

B True: You paid $60 to get your nails done?
Girl: Yeah...I got them done on SALE.

Girl: Ohhh...Brad Pitt is so sexy!!! Wonder what his routine is like?
B True: What did you say?

Girl: Vin Diesel is so big...so muscular...I love his body.
B True: That guy? You could stand him at 50 yards, turn him sideways and you couldn't hit him with a 12 guage shotgun!!! Big? He weighs 180lbs soaking wet!!!

Ok...so that is just a start.



B True

 

[Newbie2building]

do women really ask you how much you make??????? thats awful.

 

[Frackal]

Vin Diesel is not that big, you're right, but Retic in Pitch Black was fucking badazz

 

[aurelius]

One key thing is if the girl starts talking about the last guy she was with and how he was so jealous and after they broke up he wouldn´t leave her alone and so on and so on.

Met a girl like that and after I while I realized that she was saying this to make herself seem like a real hot item that one should be jealous about. While there certainly are guys that do that, there are girls who embellish to put up a front.

 

[kd]

btw, look at for my new book next fall 2003 titled, "What to do when being hung like a Rhino just doesn't cut it anymore." Sure to be best seller.

When you pull out for the finish and she does not immediately get into the..... into my mouth position.

 

[Rex]

When you pull out for the finish and she does not immediately get into the..... into my mouth position.

Lol. When I was banging my ex that situation came up. She didn't get into the position so I blew my load on her comforter. It had a white flower on it....now it has a nice yellow jit stain on the flower as well. What did I have to say for myself?...Um...Bullseye.