What are the most important things you do before a first date?

[hotzie]

That and the smell of cigarettes. Perfume + Cigarettes =

women who smoke are a turn off

 

[habitualhealth]

damn, you make them wait 3 whole dates?

yeesh. insist on a dowry of chickens and goats whydontcha

haha I didn't say I made anyone "wait"...persay. Hell, i haven't been out on a date in at least a year.

The denied, denied...approved was from an episode of will & grace. Karen swipes her cleavage twice with her c-card then swings her ass around and swipes it....for approval.

At this point, i'd probably call to confirm the date 24 hours in advance. Very business savvy of me ya know.

 

[sublime35]

A black leather briefcase filled with Hostess products would also work well. If you dont't have a briefcase, you can always use a plastic Piggly Wiggly bag.

You must have a hard time on dates if you still have to tempt all the fatties you go out with, with snack cakes.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

no wonder you havnt dated in a year...youre weeeeeeird!

 

[Lestat]

we won't discuss your handicaps

small peen?

 

[habitualhealth]

no wonder you havnt dated in a year...youre weeeeeeird!

oh no doubt.


that i knew...care to toss out another diagnosis Dr. Phil?

 

[Mr. dB]

Make sure my fingernails are clean and my breath doesn't stink.





For the second date, I make sure my foreskin is clean.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Jack off.

 

[coldblue1955]

Shave your legs? floss your teeth? what is it?

money is the key. have lots of money to spend on your lady.

 

[redguru]

ColdBlue, You are a necromancer. You bring old threads back from the dead but you fail miserably and the thread is just a zombie of its original form.