What are the most important things you do before a first date?

[traddum]

money is the key. have lots of money to spend on your lady.

fuck that ...only if she is well worth it and it will usually take a while to find that out anyway

 

[tiger88]

call the guy and make sure he doesn't forget his credit card (s)

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u fucking whore

 

[Nonbonjour]

Make sure to shampoo my balls.

 

[RADAR]

lets see a few days earlier i wash & Wax the Vette (don't trust those mofos at detail shops) they might drive it and i find it /them wrapped around a telephone pole.after its sparkling clean,its my turn.......Yeah! Me------>
Haircut, some color....Full body wax ...Shower & shave then its lotion time.
gals dig that ya know! then i apply colongne spiked with phorhomes now the trap is laid & i'm set to go.


RADAR

 

[Hiatussin]

Hit the barber for a cut and shave. Shower extensively.
clean inside ears
shave genitals and armpits
pop any possible zit
brush and floss
clip toe- and fingernails


Pick out perfect set of clothing. That includes picking the right cufflinks, the right glasses, the right gloves, the right tie- the details.

Watch the news in case a silence falls during dinner.

 

[JayC9]

removing the toe tag

 

[fistfullofsteel]

determine how much it will cost me and if the pussy is worth it, if so then i proceed with the date

 

[traddum]

shower...lol

 

[PBR]

i take so long to get ready, i have to start a day in advance....(really)

 

[suk1978]

change bedsheets
stock up on lubrifist
shave bits
clean bathroom