What are the most important things you do before a first date?

[stilleto]

i take so long to get ready, i have to start a day in advance....(really)

what exactly are you doing? growing a disguise?

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

decide if I want to limit my dialogue to movie lines.

Usually I do. Women don't know the difference. Dating is economics and a game of "will her friends be impressed by your stuff?"

It's that simple.

if you're interested in a relationship, that's another issue.

 

[The Shadow]

I don't date

 

[superqt4u2nv]

1. Shower and shave everything (just in case )
2. Pick out fit (this can take a while but is important for the other steps)
3. Paint toe nails ( also just in case)
4. Just add this to the routine coat of spray tan.
5. Do make up
6. Brush teeth (again just in case)
7. Do hair
8. Brush teeth again ( paranoid about bad breath)
9. Check self out in mirror in bra and panties.
10. Put on outfit and check self out in mirror.
11. Change check self out in mirror
12. Brush teeth again
13. Apply lipstick good to go after that.

Whole processed can take any where from 1.5 – 3 hours even if the dude doesn’t turn out to be worth the effort I find process fun.

 

[Dial_tone]

1. Shower and shave everything (just in case )
2. Pick out fit (this can take a while but is important for the other steps)
3. Paint toe nails ( also just in case)
4. Just add this to the routine coat of spray tan.
5. Do make up
6. Brush teeth (again just in case)
7. Do hair
8. Brush teeth again ( paranoid about bad breath)
9. Check self out in mirror in bra and panties.
10. Put on outfit and check self out in mirror.
11. Change check self out in mirror
12. Brush teeth again
13. Apply lipstick good to go after that.

Whole processed can take any where from 1.5 – 3 hours even if the dude doesn’t turn out to be worth the effort I find process fun.

You're only brushing teeth just in case? So if a guy has no shot you'll go out with stinky breath? Scratch that PM re: if you're ever in town.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

You're only brushing teeth just in case? So if a guy has no shot you'll go out with stinky breath? Scratch that PM re: if you're ever in town.

No I always brush them several times regardless but if things aren't going well by the time we get to the resturant extra garlic is a good friend

 

[UA_Iron]

No I always brush them several times regardless but if things aren't going well by the time we get to the resturant extra garlic is a good friend

I learned something important a couple days ago. Do not ask your girlfriend if she's been eating garlic after kissing her.

 

[radarstoy]

lets see a few days earlier i wash & Wax the Vette (don't trust those mofos at detail shops) they might drive it and i find it /them wrapped around a telephone pole.after its sparkling clean,its my turn.......Yeah! Me------>
Haircut, some color....Full body wax ...Shower & shave then its lotion time.
gals dig that ya know! then i apply colongne spiked with phorhomes now the trap is laid & i'm set to go.


RADAR

Pheromones? PHEROMONES!!!! You spiked your cologne with Pheromones? Well I've never heard of such a thing..thanks

 

[fistfullofsteel]

decide if I want to limit my dialogue to movie lines.

Usually I do. Women don't know the difference. Dating is economics and a game of "will her friends be impressed by your stuff?"

It's that simple.

if you're interested in a relationship, that's another issue.

Tell it like it is brother, tell it like it is. All praise be upon the truth and those who spread it.

 

[habitualhealth]

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u fucking whore

Yes, well....just make sure you don't forget your card. I prefer amex. *wink*


(and hey, in the future, you should take EVERYTHING you read from peeps on the net VEERRRYYYY serious)