What are some of your worst....

[javaguru]

Every time I wasn't flying on the corporate dime.

 

[WoodyO]

I jumped out of a plane with a skydiving instructor strapped behind me and I fell 13000 feet with his cawk n' balls flapping in the wind behind me.

 

[nangiggles]

no horror stories because I LOVE turbulence, it's a rush, it's awesome!
Last flight to CR was in November 2011 I think, there was really strong turbulence, lights were going on and off, plane kept having these awesome mini stall drops, raing and thunderstorn light up on and off everywhere, people were freaking out so they started to close the windows which was a total bummer

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Diarrhea on a turbulent flight. I was shitting and we had a significant drop with some neg g forces and my ass piss came our of the toilet and painted my ass cheeks

 

[pin]

cool story

Can I nose bleed seats?

 

[miplank]

Diarrhea on a turbulent flight. I was shitting and we had a significant drop with some neg g forces and my ass piss came our of the toilet and painted my ass cheeks

bwahahahaa

 

[goin on 4T]

Can my pilot od on tren?


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[PICK3]

Our company jet ran out of ice the other day and I had to drink Macallan 50 scotch cooled to refrigerator temperature.

It was horrible.

ololololol!