What are some of your worst....

[pdaddyII]

Flying experiences?

Right now I'm sitting on a packed 747 for Miami. I drove 3hrs just to get to the airport(to pick up my daughter). We've been sitting here already for over an hour and a half due to some fuck ups. It is a 5hr flight as is, my fucking ass hurts already, there is a screaming baby behind me, I never dropped my second daily deuce and there is a Muslim next to me that smells like a fucking rotting donkey. And once we do finally get there I have to drive another hour and a half. Discuss...and no racist and no homo

 

[pin]

That sux man. Mine? Few days after xmas 1999. Coming into Anchorage there was a severe blizzard. Felt like the plane was going to come apart for about an hour and a half. Everyone on board was terrified. I always liked flying before, but I've been afraid to fly ever since.

 

[pdaddyII]

Fuuuuuuck, they just came on the speaker saying they cannot close a window in the cockpit so we have to switch planes now. I'm fucking fuming

 

[pin]

Fuuuuuuck, they just came on the speaker saying they cannot close a window in the cockpit so we have to switch planes now. I'm fucking fuming

Crack off that 2nd deuce real quick.

 

[bigbassturd]

I was on a plane in Houston set to transfer in OKC for a flight to Florida.

On September 11th, 2001...

 

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I was on a plane in Houston set to transfer in OKC for a flight to Florida.

On September 11th, 2001...

You didnt fly shit that day, thats for sure

 

[bigbassturd]

Fuck no we sat for 6 hours before we were told no flights for the forseeable future so we went the fk home.

I was in like jr high

 

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Fuck no we sat for 6 hours before we were told no flights for the forseeable future so we went the fk home.

I was in like jr high

I was 26

 

[bigbassturd]

Texans are timeless rob

Like a fine wine


I was a whippersnapper

 

[-SD-]

Can I push 40?

 

[goin on 4T]

Can I ass you a question?


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[-SD-]

Can I ass you a question?


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*axe

 

[bigbassturd]

lol @ goin on 4T showing up when you say you're pushing 40

 

[goin on 4T]

*axe

Movie quote.
Jim Carry
Pet Detective.


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[-SD-]

Im only 14 in Texan years

 

[-SD-]

Movie quote.
Jim Carry
Pet Detective.


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cool story

 

[goin on 4T]

http://youtu.be/6DrRE1LDY_U


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[goin on 4T]

cool story

How's the honeymoon?



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[-SD-]

How's the honeymoon?



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not going until sometime in Spring

 

[goin on 4T]

not going until sometime in Spring

Cool story


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[goin on 4T]

Hahaha. Sucker.


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[-SD-]

hahahhhhaahahahahhahahahahahh

 

[goin on 4T]

Ololololololololololololololololollol


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[-SD-]

Can I powder?

 

[bigbassturd]

I snort test powder pre workout

 

[-SD-]

I got tren eye drops for cuts

 

[bigbassturd]

I use cherry cheque drops for the common cold

 

[-SD-]

My hound dogs on a laurabolin cycle

 

[zwhit]

Nothing too bad, other than some small plane rides and some pretty rough turbulence

 

[mrplunkey]

Our company jet ran out of ice the other day and I had to drink Macallan 50 scotch cooled to refrigerator temperature.

It was horrible.

 

[javaguru]

Every time I wasn't flying on the corporate dime.

 

[WoodyO]

I jumped out of a plane with a skydiving instructor strapped behind me and I fell 13000 feet with his cawk n' balls flapping in the wind behind me.

 

[nangiggles]

no horror stories because I LOVE turbulence, it's a rush, it's awesome!
Last flight to CR was in November 2011 I think, there was really strong turbulence, lights were going on and off, plane kept having these awesome mini stall drops, raing and thunderstorn light up on and off everywhere, people were freaking out so they started to close the windows which was a total bummer

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Diarrhea on a turbulent flight. I was shitting and we had a significant drop with some neg g forces and my ass piss came our of the toilet and painted my ass cheeks

 

[pin]

cool story

Can I nose bleed seats?

 

[miplank]

Diarrhea on a turbulent flight. I was shitting and we had a significant drop with some neg g forces and my ass piss came our of the toilet and painted my ass cheeks

bwahahahaa

 

[goin on 4T]

Can my pilot od on tren?


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[PICK3]

Our company jet ran out of ice the other day and I had to drink Macallan 50 scotch cooled to refrigerator temperature.

It was horrible.

ololololol!