Off the top of my head, a Top 10 List:
10...D-bols: They're magcally delicious!
9...I'd rather be injecting.
8...Primobolin: It does a body good.
7...Gettin' big fast, but got a real sore ass.
6...Testosterone: It seperates the boys from the really big boys.
5...And on the eight day, the Lord created Sustanon.
4...I'm not angry. It's just the Halo talking.
3...Holy Fucking Anavar!
2...Winstrol: Manly yes, but the ladies like it too.
And the number once choice for an anabolic T shirt slogan...
It's 10:00 p.m. Do you know where your roids are?