what a dick

[KillahBee]

"Bouncers are supposed to use thier
>discretion to let people in. Now, I'm not a violent person, but
>sometimes these uneducated, G.E.D, acne-back, penis envy, gotee,
>bench press, gym membership, illiterate, shaved head, tight shirt,
>can't add, multiply, subtract, divide, pill-popping wife-beating,
>tight jeans, black reebok hightop fuck nuts make me want to wail
>off. I would get my ass kicked just to land one good shot on this
>dick who wouldn't let me in last night. Bouncer are fucking
>tools....unconfident dumbasses who lift weights to feel better about
>themselves, get a job that gives them a percieved notion of power,
>and try to show off that power on other guys. Real cool."

this is an email that I came across today.

what a dick

 

[from zero]

Ha. Asshole.

 

[Code]

His second sentence, albeit a run-on sentence is a very accurate description of bouncers.

 

[WODIN]

That black hightops line must of put you over the edge.

 

[Code]

That black hightops line must of put you over the edge.

It was actually the unique combination of the words Wail and Off that really capped it off.

 

[KillahBee]

I personally like the can't add, subtract, multiply, or divide line.

 

[Bullit]

I think its an accurate description of 75% of the bouncer population.

 

[Lumberg]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Yudheyhate

 

[TheProject]

That black hightops line must of put you over the edge.

beastboy must be rubbing off on you.

 

[MrMuscle the return]

Dont let AAP see this thread. He might complain about the lack of dicks in here.

 

[KillahBee]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Yudheyhate

it is

 

[beastboy]

beastboy must be rubbing off on you.

I don't get it.

 

[2Thick]

Someone is a little insecure.