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i went on a date with this girl about a month ago, i met her at a club. i took her out to a nice resturaunt. paid for the whole thing. it seemed like all was going great we was laughing together and getting along and talking alot. then the next day i tried to call and leave message. no response. then i called a couple days later and no response i tried a couple more times and left a message and no response. so i was like what the hell, she could atleast say stop buggin me. then last night a month later i saw her at the club she saw me then looked kinda embaressed and scared or whatever and walked to the end of the club. so i asked her friend "what the hell is her problem" she said "i dont know"...i said "do me a favor and ask her whats her problem" she said "ok". so her friend came up to me later and said that "i had no table manners and that i licked the ketchup off my fingers instead of using a napking and i was eating like a pig"... that has got to be the dumbest shit ever. she wasnt even that hot. shes a coward to running away from me and shit. what a bitch
 
you are better off without her, she is obviously retarded. if thats the worse thing you ever do, she'd be lucky to have you
 
this is why i nevvvver go OTT on the first few dates (when i have them :( ) fuck the 12 course meal overlooking the river/city at night until later huh ;)
 
nclifter6feet6 said:
her friend came up to me later and said that "i had no table manners and that i licked the ketchup off my fingers instead of using a napking and i was eating like a pig"...
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LOL

I can imagine you right now, licking your fingers right in front of her, making loud noise. She probably thought to herself "What the hell? Am I going to marry a guy who licks his fingers?" By the way, why did you have ketchup on your hands? Were you dunking chicken strips into ketchup at Sonic's hangout?

Don't worry about it and move on but I'd suggest to not do that again in front of a girl. People can be funny. They would dump you right away in the first stage of dating for silly reasons.

Women. Can't live with them and certainly can't kill 'em!
 
Next time you are out with a chick, while you are in mid sentence lift one cheek off the chair and rip a toot. Then continue your sentence like nothing happened. The women love that. They will be asking you to pee on them in no time.
 
as dear ol' dad always told me......

"feminine logic" is a contradiction of terms!:rolleyes:
 
spatts said:
A real woman would've leaned across the table and licked the ketchup off your fingers for you, and promptly asked for the check.
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what are you doing for dinner tonight?
 
Bad table manners are inexcusable but the cowards way out of a date is even worse. Sure, you could've been a bit more mannered but that bitch could have at least leveled with you. I think, 98% of men would appreciate the honesty even if it cost them any future dates with that girl.
 
i had this big ass chicken barbacue sandwich and it was real messy. the ketchup and sauce was gettin all over my fingers so i licked it of. and i was also killin the icecream sunday. she's just to proper for me, i would hate to be with a woman like that all the time.

i see your point 2thick. but i was left a message on her phone saying "atleast just give me a call back on my cell and leave a message, or atleast tell me something" she couldve atleast said "im getting back with my boyfriend" or somthing damn, many things couldve been said.. i remember at the end of the date she didnt even say thank you for the dinner.

spatts...thats a damn good answer

texgirl..thanks :)
 
2Thick said:
LOL... what do you expect from a woman?

The first mistake was calling her the next day. You should have waitined at least a week.
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I disagree with that.

Time is a priceless commodity.

If you're interested go for it. If not, don't even give it
a second thought.

Fonz
 
Fonz said:


I disagree with that.

Time is a priceless commodity.

If you're interested go for it. If not, don't even give it
a second thought.

Fonz
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Never call the next day at the beginning. Woman love to chase and be chased. Letting the sexual tension build up is essential. People do not fall in love (or lust) while they are with the person. They do it when they are away from the person and thinking about them in their subjective minds.

Plus, if you act like a desperate chump, you will be treated like one by most women.
 
spatts said:
A real woman would've leaned across the table and licked the ketchup off your fingers for you, and promptly asked for the check.
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Ketchup??! You know that is too many carbs....now Peanut Butter is a different story.

;)
 
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No wait.

I'm still focused on the fact that you eat ketchup.

Get Out.








:lmao:
Damn - this is the first time I've laughed all day.


Spatts reply was the second.
A real woman would've leaned across the table and licked the ketchup off your fingers for you, and promptly asked for the check.
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velvett said:
:lmao:


No wait.

I'm still focused on the fact that you eat ketchup.

Get Out


:lmao:
Damn - this is the first time I've laughed all day.


Spatts reply was the second.
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Hmmph!!

I would have though that my pm would have made you at least chuckle.:D :angel:
 
Rant

The difference between you and me,
Is plain and vast and clear to see.
You've got surround sound audio,
And dine on wine and escargot.
You reign high in your Mansion on the Hill,
And live for dirty gossip thrills!

...You make me sick and give me chills!

While I -- I drive no German car
But I pound Iron and play guitar
And so I need no stereo
Surround sound Dolby audio,
System in an SUV --

Or cell phone always tied to me!

And you may talk behind my back,
A Martha Stewart-esque attack.
"He's a horrid, awful child"
But I can take your empty flak
"Looked at me and never smiled
Like some savage from the wild!"

Yes, go ahead and talk away,
You stupid Bitch -
I'll walk away.
And when you die,
How I will pray.
That you will dwell,
On every day,

Knowing you've thrown your life away.

Traded in your very soul,
For diets, fads and social role!

Yes, keep your Cosmo magazines,
Your fancy cars and sleek machines.
I have no lust for all those things,
Your gem encrusted platinum rings.

They have no bearing on my life,
And if and when I take a wife.

I hope to God it's meant by fate
And not for gold or real estate.

Unlike you, where I reside,
Tis not,
What fills my heart with pride.
I'd rather ponder other thoughts,
like E.A Poe and suicide!

So, keep your stupid, worthless riches,
Gossip whores, and Lexus bitches.

Drive your massive SUVs,
With leather seats, and golden keys.
Know your husband has no enimies,
He's owned by foreign companies.

All you think that you may own,
Your house, your car, your precious phone,
Have turned your heart and soul to stone.

A brittle shell no more alive,
Than the Beamer that you drive!

Ranger
 
yeah... seems like she's a tad high maintenence.. i probably would not lick ketchup off my fingers though.. but in any case, that just seem like a real nit picky thing to completely set some one off... she's nuerotic
 
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