well this was appropriate.

[stilleto]

my company is big on giving as much notice as possible if you need time off. Since i'm off this week, i scheduled some doctor appointments that i've been putting off. I sent an email to my supervisor, the company owner, and HR Director.

me: Hi. Just letting you know that I have a dr. appt. on the morning of Jan. 20th. It's at 9am and i'm not sure how long it will be, but i'll be in afterwards. Also, I need to schedule a minor surgical procedure. Not sure what date, but i'll try to schedule it for the following friday so i will only miss one day of work. I'll let you know. thanks.

supervisor: ok.

Owner: You're not getting anything reduced, are you?

me: No.

HR Director: What's it for?

me: I think you're not supposed to ask that.

Owner: Oh, someone is feeling sassy today.

me: no, but i'd rather not say, and you aren't supposed to ask.

HR Director: Ok. As long as you aren't getting anything reduced, we're fine with it.

me: I'm getting my penis removed, okay?

end of email exchange.

 

[Mr. dB]

Nosy bastard.

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[Danielle Averill]

Wow, is he for real?? I think he was genuinely concerned about your boobs, lol. That was so NOT appropriate & just wrong in so many ways but, kind of funny. Luv your answer at the end. That surely nipped it in the bud. LMAO at 'we're fine with it". Its like a managerial boobie council!!!

 

[Lambruh]

sexual harassment ftw

 

[PhoenixS]

Are you serious? wow!! LOL. I loved your getting penis removed comment though. Nice. LOL. They sure have some balls to be talking to you like that. You should have emailed them this link in response.

Sexual Harassment in the Workplace

 

[princesa]

my company is big on giving as much notice as possible if you need time off. Since i'm off this week, i scheduled some doctor appointments that i've been putting off. I sent an email to my supervisor, the company owner, and HR Director.

me: Hi. Just letting you know that I have a dr. appt. on the morning of Jan. 20th. It's at 9am and i'm not sure how long it will be, but i'll be in afterwards. Also, I need to schedule a minor surgical procedure. Not sure what date, but i'll try to schedule it for the following friday so i will only miss one day of work. I'll let you know. thanks.

supervisor: ok.

Owner: You're not getting anything reduced, are you?

me: No.

HR Director: What's it for?

me: I think you're not supposed to ask that.

Owner: Oh, someone is feeling sassy today.

me: no, but i'd rather not say, and you aren't supposed to ask.

HR Director: Ok. As long as you aren't getting anything reduced, we're fine with it.

me: I'm getting my penis removed, okay?

end of email exchange.

Make sure you save this email for future reference*

 

[Lambruh]

^^

 

[Smurfy]

LMAO hilarious!

 

[Dial_tone]

Wow, they are all up in your beeswax.....but seriously...no reductions? cuz we'll all need goodbye pics.

 

[broonzy]

So....what are you getting done?

 

[trex74]

Well out of order

 

[stilleto]

emails saved.

no reductions.

nothing major needed. it's not a big deal.

 

[Ezekiel]

emails saved.

no reductions.

nothing major needed. it's not a big deal.

Good call on saving the email...

it always sucks when you have to take time off.. They're not suppose to ask, but then cop attitude if you don't want to tell them...

Good to hear it's nothing too serious though..

 

[the_alcatraz]

I'm assuming you have a great relationship with them. Company owners and HR are not stupid. They wouldn't do that fully knowing the consequences and the fact that they can have a law suit on their asses just to tell an employee not to get her boobs reduced.

 

[KillahBee]

if this is all true that's highly hilarious and ridiculously dumb all wrapped into one

 

[stilleto]

if this is all true that's highly hilarious and ridiculously dumb all wrapped into one

i've posted here before that the owner of my company has talked about "man boners", his "big snake", jokes about other guys nuts, and refers to an imaginary company called "i've got big breasts dot com" all the time.

every time he gives me a bonus check, he hugs me.

 

[ortiz34]

Milk him with all the milk your feeders may have

 

[ortiz34]

BTW he was out of line, but you might not have helped with telling him you were getting KAK reduced

 

[stilleto]

I'm assuming you have a great relationship with them. Company owners and HR are not stupid. They wouldn't do that fully knowing the consequences and the fact that they can have a law suit on their asses just to tell an employee not to get her boobs reduced.

oh, but they are.
we have a 'great' relationship because I know how to act to get ahead. Usually, it's "professional", but not here so much.

 

[Lambruh]

If I had a female boss and she told me I best not get my penis girth reduced


it would probably the best compliment and thing i've ever heard in my life

 

[trex74]

It sucks that the best/most practical policy is to let it go...sexual harassment gets so tiresome when it's the same old material.
Now if the 'jokes' were funny at least...

 

[Dial_tone]

If I had a female boss and she told me I best not get my penis girth reduced


it would probably the best compliment and thing i've ever heard in my life

What if by saying it she means that you couldn't get by having a penis any shorter than you've already got?

 

[Lambruh]

just the fact that she new my penis size in general would be a compliment in itself

 

[-SD-]

im pretty sure i mentioned how unprofessional an environment you work in

 

[binö]

im pretty sure i mentioned how unprofessional an environment you work in

unlike SD's world of class@!@#!@#!@#

 

[-SD-]

unlike SD's world of class@!@#!@#!@#

you gutdam fucker, nice ownage.

 

[stilleto]

What if by saying it she means that you couldn't get by having a penis any shorter than you've already got?

lol
that was a good one.