Well looks like its time to kill myself...

[HumorMe]

Nothing is worth killing yourself over.

I beg to differ with you sir. However, in his case, you're right. Excellent advice also.

We all have different perspectives I guess.

Who was the stock trader in the late 80's or 90's that had to repay over a $1 billion dollars back on illegal stock activities? (Ivan somebody or Michael Milken, one of those). If that isn't worth killing yourself over then nothing is.

 

[georgie24]

optimism bro optimism

 

[Razorguns]

someplace..somewhere...a cockroach has even a worse life than you.

you don't see them jumping off cliffs do you?

 

[biteme]

someplace..somewhere...a cockroach has even a worse life than you.

you don't see them jumping off cliffs do you?

No they don't have to. I chase them around with cans of Raid. I use to enjoy seeing them flop around in agony before they died because I hated the vile creatures. But as I've aged, I have learned the error of my ways and I now have mercy on all creatures. So now, I just splat the fu** out of them and kill them instantly.

 

[georgie24]

someplace..somewhere...a cockroach has even a worse life than you.

you don't see them jumping off cliffs do you?

even if they all did they would still survive lol,

 

[solidg]

before u do anything

just take a couple months and reflect upon
your high school days

 

[jerseyart]

Parabola,

Your 18, and part of what you are feeling is just your body screwing with you as it finishes the growth process. You won't even recognize your thinking in a few years, even though it makes perfect sense to you right now.

I'm sure there is more than just job and military running through your mind, and other problems that likely appear larger than they actually are. Concentrate on making some cash for the time being, and straightening out the pending felony charges. That's your top priority for now, so long as you have food and shelter. Then other things will seem more reasonable and manageable.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Hmmm. I've never heard of the military rejecting a felon. I thought that wasn't important to them.

You can probably get into the military after things work out in court. If you're lucky maybe you can plea down to a misdemeanor. WHen you get into the military try to take advantage of all the college savings plans you can. i know crak600 is knowlegable about which programs are legit and which suck, you can ask him.

After you get out you don't need to do a 4 year, 25k degree. you can just do a 1-2 year community college degree which costs $3000 a year. So you'd only pay 3-6k for your degree.

 

[WalkingBeast]

No...Youve got the wrong guy. I LOVE animals!! Im practically one myself!!



Earlier that evening:

Keep them hanging!! A bullet in the bank might prove handy when you go to cash that check, if you know what I mean..

Stop and think!! Think about what this would do to your mother!! For CHRIST's sake! PLEASE!! This is out of control!!

And lastly DONT DRIVE ANGRY!!

(Every 6.123 seconds a Clown of War is killed in a vehicular homicide)

 

[Becoming]

I know of two guys in my town that went door to door targeting senior citizens and offering to do small jobs for them 24/7 whenever they needed it. Be it fix a leaky faucet, change a light bulb, haul off discarded belongings, etc. They offer it to them at a monthly cost whether they use them or not. If the job is not something they offer, they quote them a price to have it done. They are doing great and loving every minute of it.

How much do they charge a month?