well I feel like crying

[tuc biscuit]

Injured my dang shoulder just now at judo, got thrown onto it with the other guy landing on it

My own fault really for being a cocky bastard and thinking I am unthrowable even though the guy was a well respected blackbelt, fuck me a shoulder injury ain't good news.

 

[Agathe]

anyone heard about that earthquake recently?

 

[tuc biscuit]

thanks for all the sympathy guys, I think it may have been real life karma getting me back anyway

 

[nycgirl]

Are still considering dropping out of school? What are you going to do if that shoulder injury is really bad?

 

[bran987]

oh shit can you still go back to school?

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, judo was not what made me drop out of school and is not my last resort either, sort of like a pipedream lol even I am not that stupid, kinds coincidental after that dropping out thread though lol

 

[Smurfy]

have you washed your ass since yesterday?

 

[Agathe]

have you washed your ass since yesterday?

what kind of inapropriete questions is that?

 

[Smurfy]

what kind of inapropriete questions is that?

you simply have no idea

 

[tuc biscuit]

yeah I washed it, was hosed-down and mucked out yesterday, but I need it again now

 

[Smurfy]

how about a sponge bath?

 

[Razorguns]

Injured my dang shoulder just now at judo, got thrown onto it with the other guy landing on it

My own fault really for being a cocky bastard and thinking I am unthrowable even though the guy was a well respected blackbelt, fuck me a shoulder injury ain't good news.

It's okay to cry. You are a she-male after all.

Oh and it's okay for us to laugh at you too. You are a she-male after all.

 

[Sub-Zero]

oh shit can you still go back to school?

rofl

 

[biteme]

Aren't you like 300 lbs Tuc? That Judo stuff must work. How much did the guy weigh who threw you on your behind? Sorry about the shoulder.

 

[alien amp pharm]

thinking I am unthrowable

Well to your credit, I'd say anyone who has seen you in person would think the same.

Maybe rollable, but def. not throwable.

 

[onerepmaximum]

This could be serious. Was it your wanking arm?

 

[Sub-Zero]

This could be serious. Was it your wanking arm?

as long as it wasnt his fork hand hes fine

 

[wootoom]

sorry to hear that. shoulder injuries suck.itll heal fast

 

[tuc biscuit]

Aren't you like 300 lbs Tuc? That Judo stuff must work. How much did the guy weigh who threw you on your behind? Sorry about the shoulder.

I am right around 330-340, this guy was like 6'1 and 220, but very solid and fast, I knew exactly what was coming, but rather than be smart I tried to be clever and got this lol.

 

[Agathe]

maybe he didn't like you?

 

[tuc biscuit]

maybe he didn't like you?

first person back on my ignore list, congrats

 

[Agathe]

you're mean

 

[tuc biscuit]

been to doctors and had ultrasound and all that stuff and it isn;t too bad i don't think

 

[alien amp pharm]

good news!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

good news!

What? you got laid?

 

[alien amp pharm]

What? you got laid?

I see you are all brave ala internet land

We'll see how brave you are in person.
Practice tapping out now.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I see you are all brave ala internet land

We'll see how brave you are in person.
Practice tapping out now.

You talk big talk cuddle boy!

I'm not wrapping you in a blankie and singing lullabies to you no tuts!

And FYI I don't tap... I hit really hard! Thats so gay.. tapping... I bet you hit like a little bitch

 

[alien amp pharm]

I bet you hit like a little bitch

Perhaps, but it's all about the placement of said hits.

btw, you should check my 'user notes' #3 out...the one from Ulcasterdropout....

 

[nycgirl]

You talk big talk cuddle boy!

I'm not wrapping you in a blankie and singing lullabies to you no tuts!

And FYI I don't tap... I hit really hard! Thats so gay.. tapping... I bet you hit like a little bitch

I think he does have a sensitive side. aap, please correct me if I am wrong. Did you learn anything new in the Girl Talk forum?

(Frisky - check out my thread in the Women's forum).

 

[DIVISION]

you're mean

ALTER!!!!




DIV

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Perhaps, but it's all about the placement of said hits.

btw, you should check my 'user notes' #3 out...the one from Ulcasterdropout....

LOL

Its because I U !

and you are overall a great guy! er.. uh.. I really mean NICE guy

 

[alien amp pharm]

I think he does have a sensitive side. aap, please correct me if I am wrong. Did you learn anything new in the Girl Talk forum?

(Frisky - check out my thread in the Women's forum).

lol, how'd you know I was in the Girl Talk forum?

HH sent me a link to that girl's "How do I date" thread (or something). I was reviewing her 10 rules for dating. I pass all of them except for the wearing lingerie one. (#1)

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lol, how'd you know I was in the Girl Talk forum?

HH sent me a link to that girl's "How do I date" thread (or something). I was reviewing her 10 rules for dating. I pass all of them except for the wearing lingerie one. (#1)

You lie... What about that red nightie?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I saw the date list

 

[nycgirl]

lol, how'd you know I was in the Girl Talk forum?

An Iron Angel is MIA, and we are checking the forum for her.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

An Iron Angel is MIA, and we are checking the forum for her.

I've seen him in the pic's of men forum before too.. I even think theres proof

 

[alien amp pharm]

Habitualhealth's date rules....

1. don't date anyone who says they like to wear women's lingerie (i dont care how good he thinks he looks in them)
Failed that one
2. ID the guy...wanna make sure he's revealing his REAL age
Just because I act immature doesn't mean I am young
3. if you're intent is to find longevity...keep your legs together until...well just do it....you'll know when the right time comes to get it on.
Dammit!
4. like girlie said above...dont chase after him
Sneaky Females!
5. go buy "he's just not that into you"...read it, learn it, love it, live it.
I don't understand this one
6. avoid internet dating
Doh! I'm never gonna score
7. identify your standards and stick to them. don't settle for anything less.
My only hope is to find a girl with no standards
8. know that it's AOK to be single
i'm the single best thing to happen to females
9. do background checks
what are you a cop?
10. DO NOT AVOID RED FLAGS
In that case I will be wearing a red flag and nothing else!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Habitualhabit's date rules....

1. don't date anyone who says they like to wear women's lingerie (i dont care how good he thinks he looks in them)
Failed that one
2. ID the guy...wanna make sure he's revealing his REAL age
Just because I act immature doesn't mean I am young
3. if you're intent is to find longevity...keep your legs together until...well just do it....you'll know when the right time comes to get it on.
Dammit!
4. like girlie said above...dont chase after him
Sneaky Females!
5. go buy "he's just not that into you"...read it, learn it, love it, live it.
I don't understand this one
6. avoid internet dating
Doh! I'm never gonna score
7. identify your standards and stick to them. don't settle for anything less.
My only hope is to find a girl with no standards
8. know that it's AOK to be single
i'm the single best thing to happen to females
9. do background checks
what are you a cop?
10. DO NOT AVOID RED FLAGS
In that case I will be wearing a red flag and nothing else!

LOL



Nice!

 

[wnt2bBeast]

This could be serious. Was it your wanking arm?

nah you can always pay someone for that..its harder to find a good ass wiper these days

 

[nycgirl]

Habitualhabit's date rules....

1. don't date anyone who says they like to wear women's lingerie (i dont care how good he thinks he looks in them)
Failed that one

Are you going to model some of your stuff for us in Atlanta?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

#3 was interesting. Knew it, but never seen one admit it.
background check? WTF HH is a trip.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Are you going to model some of your stuff for us in Atlanta?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Are you going to model some of your stuff for us in Atlanta?

Well not only would I end up getting my arse kicked by Frisky, but I'd say Shadow, Radar, and the other dudes would also hand me a whoopin'

 

[nycgirl]

Well not only would I end up getting my arse kicked by Frisky, but I'd say Shadow, Radar, and the other dudes would also hand me a whoopin'

Provided you stay at the Sheraton. No one is going to know if you stay at the Marquis. I promise - no pictures.

 

[alien amp pharm]

lol, I bet Tuc is pissed at what we did to his precious thread.

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, I bet Tuc is pissed at what we did to his precious thread.

I am not pissed at the going off topic bit, more at the fact that not one half decent or amusing remark was made, just like some did a shit on a keyboard and typed random keys.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I am not pissed at the going off topic bit, more at the fact that not one half decent or amusing remark was made, just like some did a shit on a keyboard and typed random keys.

Sorry, that's just how Frisky posts.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Sorry, that's just how Frisky posts.

Hey cuddle boy...... I need to let out some frustration NOW!

LOL

OH and I have no question that I'll have you tapping in record time but the ref that will be overseeing the match is real sensitive about any questionable hold... LOL

 

[alien amp pharm]

Hey cuddle boy...... I need to let out some frustration NOW!

LOL

OH and I have no question that I'll have you tapping in record time but the ref that will be overseeing the match is real sensitive about any questionable hold... LOL

oops, I thought you were offline.



You can hurt me, but just please don't mess this pretty face up. mmmkay?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

oops, I thought you were offline.



You can hurt me, but just please don't mess this pretty face up. mmmkay?

Break out your water proof mascara... honey... I'd hate to see it smear with all the tears you'll be shedding

 

[tuc biscuit]

so you start again with the lamewaddness?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

so you start again with the lamewaddness?

well dahlin .. I'll tape the beating im gonna give to aap and make sure I send it to you... I warn you it won't be purty.. but I am sure you'll enjoy it

 

[habitualhealth]

I saw the date list

haha...hope we all took great notes

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

haha...hope we all took great notes

It was interesting and ingrained into memory (looking for that Ebook).
I don't date but the topic is fascinating to me.
Human courtship has changed so much, so quickly.