Well folks, today I'm going on my first date in about a year

[jestro]

Coffee.
Any guesses how this event will end?

 

[Faizakafez]

HMM...

if it was me.... probally nothing maybe a little 'dont ever call me again"

good luck.. wise words from a wise man

 

[calveless wonder]

wow, you haven't gotten a date in over a year?

have you gotten laid in that period of time?

if it's coffee and she's not a complete slutbag, best case scenario you kiss/make out a little and line it up for a 2nd date.

but you have no game so i figure you'll get a kiss on the cheek

 

[Faizakafez]

my game is in the negatives

so i get a hand shake..

 

[calveless wonder]

my game is in the negatives

so i get a hand shake..

your constant self deprecating humor is not a good idea.

it's funny on here to an extent but even thinking like/mentioning that will affect you subconciously

 

[blueta2]

Like a Biteme date...it will end with a "Will you marry me"

 

[jestro]

I'm thinking it'll either be me leaving escaping with squealing tires, or screwing in the bathroom.

Or somewhere inbetween.

 

[jerkbox]

if you're lucky, you'll have a sore rectum tomorow

 

[jnevin]

I predict it will end with a strong rumbling in your stomach because of too much coffee, followed by a hunched over cramp walk to the bathroom, followed by a painted toilet, followed by a snubbed kiss attempt.

For real though, hope she's cool and you have a good time.

 

[KillahBee]

WHat's his name?

(seriously, fucking 8 replies and not one of these^^)