Welcome To My Morning . . .

[machman]

My wife tells me she's picking me up to drop me off at school at 8:10, since she had to get up before me she had to re-set the clock for 7:00 so I could get up. Of course I wake up at 7:30 on my own because she forgot to turn the alarm clock on...

I wake up, run around, get showered, iron my clothes, start cooking my eggs and preparing our shakes for the day. Of course hers goes fine, and I put it in the fridge. I notice that I only have 10 minutes left so I start rushing. I finish making my shake, go to pick it up, it slips from my hand, bounces off the counter spilling chocolate, banana, milk and flax oil all fucking over me, head to fucking toe. I'm just standing there, not swearing or anything, just looking on my situation in such disbelief, mostly because now I know I have to stay home and clean all this shit up and then spend the money on a fucking cab to get to school. THEN I notice that my whole fucking bottle of flax oil has been spilling onto the counter the whole fucking time.

She gets home is like "what the fuck?", I'm like "you forgot to turn the fucking alarm on!"

Now, I'm in here telling you guys this while I laugh and let that shit clean itself up ! ! ! yeah right...

 

[casavant]

Hope it wasn't a hint of your day to come. That sucks.

 

[VooDoo Lady]

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[Crazier]

That definately sucks. Not a good way to start the day.

I woke up with a hangover.

I fixed it by taking a few power rips on the bong.

I feel much better. Just got into work though. 9 1/2 hours to go. Fuck.

At least I have a good sized nugget with me.
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[machman]

Oh yeah, then I just finished cleaning up, went to put the toaster back (which apparantly still had some flax oil on it) and dropped it on the floor flailing crumbs everywhere :

I think I'm going to lock myself into a closet for the rest of the day to protect me and the world

 

[frorider6]

Just go back to bed.

 

[WODIN]

Just go back to bed.

 

[Fitnes1]

Hope your day goes much better! I hate to have a time like that before going to the gym at night. I try to forget it so it doesn't disturb my workout.

Happy day to you!