Welcome back Beached Whale!!

[Lestat]

just got a PM from her, great to have one of EF's favorites back.

Enjoy.

 

[Gambino]

*applause*

 

[Bikini Mod]

I can't believe you did this Lestat.

(Nor can I believe that cheesy PM that was sitting in my box).

Wont be around too much but every now and again I seem to have too much time on my hands so I figured, what the hell....

 

[Lestat]

I can't believe you did this Lestat.

(Nor can I believe that cheesy PM that was sitting in my box).

Wont be around too much but every now and again I seem to have too much time on my hands so I figured, what the hell....

show us your tits!

 

[Gambino]

show us your tits!

ask jerseyart for pics

 

[Lestat]

ask jerseyart for pics

oh my god dude, he didn't tag that did he"??? FUCK! what even woman didn't he get?

 

[Gambino]

oh my god dude, he didn't tag that did he"??? FUCK! what even woman didn't he get?

the dude was band out of jeaoulsy....playahaters

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL You are joking .... right Lestat?

The closest Jerseyart got to my tits (or any part of me) was him licking the screen of his computer while spanking his monkey to pics of me.

Met many of ya back in the day in the real world but sorry... no sordid affairs or bullshit of any sort.

There was ONE MAN that I loved very deeply but out of respect for his lovely new wife (yes, we ARE going back a looooooooooong ass time now) I will NEVER reveal who he is. He was an EF legend.

 

[Lestat]

LOL You are joking .... right Lestat?

The closest Jerseyart got to my tits (or any part of me) was him licking the screen of his computer while spanking his monkey to pics of me.

Met many of ya back in the day in the real world but sorry... no sordid affairs or bullshit of any sort.

There was ONE MAN that I loved very deeply but out of respect for his lovely new wife (yes, we ARE going back a looooooooooong ass time now) I will NEVER reveal who he is. He was an EF legend.

Naturally Anabolic?

and no im not joking, I wanna see some tits!

 

[Gambino]

LOL You are joking .... right Lestat?

The closest Jerseyart got to my tits (or any part of me) was him licking the screen of his computer while spanking his monkey to pics of me.

Met many of ya back in the day in the real world but sorry... no sordid affairs or bullshit of any sort.

There was ONE MAN that I loved very deeply but out of respect for his lovely new wife (yes, we ARE going back a looooooooooong ass time now) I will NEVER reveal who he is. He was an EF legend.

didn't you meet him for dinner? then he was closer to your teets then through a computer screen

 

[Bikini Mod]

Naturally Anabolic?

and no im not joking, I wanna see some tits!

HEhehehehehehe

He was a legend for sure, but not the type of legend I meant. I dont do silly little boys.

I am talking legend for GOOD reasons.

And thanks for the welcome back. I wouldnt feel welcome if you didn't ask to see my titties. But sorry, I must pass.


So somebody fill me in on all the goings on.

 

[Bikini Mod]

didn't you meet him for dinner? then he was closer to your teets then through a computer screen

I met him for more than just dinner. I THOUGHT we were friends. He came to the hospital the last time I got sick.

I THOUGHT I knew him. Then he went all psycho.

What a strange-ass mother fucker he was.

But NEVER did he EVER touch me or see me in any way shape or form that any other FRIEND has or will.

Like I said, I dont do silly little boys.... especially not the ones that are head-cases.

 

[Gambino]

I met him for more than just dinner. I THOUGHT we were friends. He came to the hospital the last time I got sick.

I THOUGHT I knew him. Then he went all psycho.

What a strange-ass mother fucker he was.

But NEVER did he EVER touch me or see me in any way shape or form that any other FRIEND has or will.

Like I said, I dont do silly little boys.... especially not the ones that are head-cases.

i see...but he was closer to your teets than you originally said...if he was at your bedside in the hospital and he leaned over, he was proly pretty close to them. correct?

 

[vinylgroover]

Hi E, nice to hear from you. I trust you are having more god days than bad with your health and that you and the kids are doing ok.

 

[Kakdiesel]

Hi E, nice to hear from you. I trust you are having more god days than bad with your health and that you and the kids are doing ok.

god you're gay.

 

[Bikini Mod]

i see...but he was closer to your teets than you originally said...if he was at your bedside in the hospital and he leaned over, he was proly pretty close to them. correct?

You are a sickmotherfucker LOL

Sorry, no leaning over of any sort!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Hi E, nice to hear from you. I trust you are having more god days than bad with your health and that you and the kids are doing ok.

I am doing ok I suppose.

Life is strange (when has it been "normal"?)...

I have my good days and bad but all in all I am still smiling most of the time so it can't be too bad.

And you Aris... How are you my little greek horndog? You married yet?

 

[vinylgroover]

god you're gay.

take your insecurities elsewhere

 

[Bikini Mod]

Hey

NO FUCKING CONTROVERSY ON MY GODDAMNED THREAD!!!!

 

[Lestat]

so beached_whale.. you are saying jersey art visited you in the hospital? So there is a chance he fondled the funbags and diddled the beef curtains while you were in a drug induced stupor?

 

[Bikini Mod]

Stop that, Lestat. Or I will spank your ass right proper.

Seriously, somebody fill me in on all the EF bullshit drama.

I have to finish getting ready to go out and I expect a full report of all the cybercrap that keeps this place in business.

 

[H_T_]

smells like sex in here.....

 

[vinylgroover]

I am doing ok I suppose.

Life is strange (when has it been "normal"?)...

I have my good days and bad but all in all I am still smiling most of the time so it can't be too bad.

And you Aris... How are you my little greek horndog? You married yet?

doing ok........not married, if i can get some play every now and then i'm happy

 

[Bikini Mod]

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....

I only get it every other week.

 

[Bikini Mod]

doing ok........not married, if i can get some play every now and then i'm happy

Play is easy. I am sooooooooo sick and tired of play.

So I guess I will just have to get married.
















But first I have to go out with a 6'3", 250# (all muscle) successfull hottie. He's drop dead gorgeous but he has a laugh like a fucking girl. Dont know if I can handle it enough to want to keep dating him.

 

[Lestat]

Stop that, Lestat. Or I will spank your ass right proper.

Seriously, somebody fill me in on all the EF bullshit drama.

I have to finish getting ready to go out and I expect a full report of all the cybercrap that keeps this place in business.

hmmmmmmmm drama.. lemme see here

YOu missed it when Hammy and Soklue broke up... OVER KARMA!
StickFigure has a whole trip setup to meet someone from EF (female) and he's likely gonna get laid, funny thing is, we all know about it.
I sent out some promotional gift certificates and some people got charged when they weren't expecting it.. BRR and SPellwin made it right though
BrothaBill almost got band for messing with the juicers


shit I am sure there is more.. check my thread about the best events of 2005

 

[Bikini Mod]

hmmmmmmmm drama.. lemme see here

YOu missed it when Hammy and Soklue broke up... OVER KARMA!
StickFigure has a whole trip setup to meet someone from EF (female) and he's likely gonna get laid, funny thing is, we all know about it.
I sent out some promotional gift certificates and some people got charged when they weren't expecting it.. BRR and SPellwin made it right though
BrothaBill almost got band for messing with the juicers


shit I am sure there is more.. check my thread about the best events of 2005

Really?

THAT's IT?!?!!

Damn, this place is getting boring.

 

[Kakdiesel]

doing ok........not married, if i can get some play every now and then i'm happy

Simply too easy. <walks away>

 

[Lestat]

Really?

THAT's IT?!?!!

Damn, this place is getting boring.

no no i am sure there is more.. just can't recal now.

you are here though, so new drama should unfold shortly right?

 

[Bikini Mod]

Simply too easy. <walks away>

OH MY GOD!

Now that's what I am talking!!!!

Funniest shit I've seen all day.

 

[H_T_]

Simply too easy. <walks away>

wtf? who are you? Billy Jack?

 

[Bikini Mod]

no no i am sure there is more.. just can't recal now.

you are here though, so new drama should unfold shortly right?

Nope, NO DRAMA here.

Serioulsy, I still have so much real life drama that I could give two shits about cybercrap.

I'm just looking for shits and giggles when I have too much time on my hands.

I am such a good girl that I am down right fucking boring.






......kinda

 

[Lestat]

Nope, NO DRAMA here.

Serioulsy, I still have so much real life drama that I could give two shits about cybercrap.

I'm just looking for shits and giggles when I have too much time on my hands.

I am such a good girl that I am down right fucking boring.






......kinda

when was the last time you got laid?

 

[Kakdiesel]

get a room

 

[vinylgroover]

Play is easy. I am sooooooooo sick and tired of play.

So I guess I will just have to get married.

.

i'm tired of it as well......well, not really lol, but finding a keeper ain't easy these days.

 

[Bikini Mod]

when was the last time you got laid?

Sunday... it was in the hot tub at my honey's estate.

 

[Bikini Mod]

i'm tired of it as well......well, not really lol, but finding a keeper ain't easy these days.

WERD


I think I may have found me one though.

We shall see.

 

[Lestat]

Sunday... it was in the hot tub at my honey's estate.

nice! doggy?

 

[Bikini Mod]

nice! doggy?

In the hot tub?... no

We didn't do it doggie yet... But we were doing this thing where we were on our sides and he got me from the rear..

We played quite a bit last weekend... He was supposed to come here next week but couldnt get away because of business... so he sent me another ticket to go visit. Next month we will vacation a bit somewhere on some island.

 

[Lestat]

In the hot tub?... no

We didn't do it doggie yet... But we were doing this thing where we were on our sides and he got me from the rear..

We played quite a bit last weekend... He was supposed to come here next week but couldnt get away because of business... so he sent me another ticket to go visit. Next month we will vacation a bit somewhere on some island.

wow hot!

you try doggy in a hot tub.. he bends you over the edge.. you can stand or put your knees on the shelf where you sit... do it right in front of a jet so the water pressure is right on your clit while he gets you from behind.

laying down and spooning is good too but harder to get that thrusting action going

 

[Raptorex]

Frisky? Erzruie? Is that you?

 

[Mr. Black]

I have to go out with a 6'3", 250# (all muscle) successfull hottie. He's drop dead gorgeous but he has a laugh like a fucking girl.

You've lowered your standards eh? Last time it was 275...

 

[vinylgroover]

We didn't do it doggie yet... But we were doing this thing where we were on our sides and he got me from the rear..

.

are you taking it in the dirt track these days?

 

[Kakdiesel]

are you taking it in the dirt track these days?

no only you are.

 

[H_T_]

 

[SoKlueles]

i used to have the biggest crush on him

 

[Smurfy]

fun!

 

[Bikini Mod]

wow hot!

you try doggy in a hot tub.. he bends you over the edge.. you can stand or put your knees on the shelf where you sit... do it right in front of a jet so the water pressure is right on your clit while he gets you from behind.

laying down and spooning is good too but harder to get that thrusting action going

Naaaaaaahhh, it was actually quite easy but your suggestions have been duly noted. I will let you know how it goes when I get back next week.

 

[Lestat]

Naaaaaaahhh, it was actually quite easy but your suggestions have been duly noted. I will let you know how it goes when I get back next week.

yes please let us all know, graphic stories about deep dicking are appreciated

 

[Bikini Mod]

You've lowered your standards eh? Last time it was 275...

I will never forget the former Mr Pennsylania.... MY GOD was he beautiful but my goodness, dumber than a bag of rocks.

The guy I am about to meet for dinner/drinks is very bright - came from nothing, totally self-made.

But it is just a date and we will be good friends... nothing more.

 

[Bikini Mod]

He did get me in the rear by accident, but it worked out "ok" I guess... Didnt like it to be honest. I dont know what the big deal is... I couldnt get off.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Welcome back E

 

[Bikini Mod]

Welcome back E

There she is!!!

How have you been?.... and our friend? I've not heard from him in quite awhile.

You will have to fill me in sometime. Please..... I think of him often and hope that he is well.

 

[Lestat]

He did get me in the rear by accident, but it worked out "ok" I guess... Didnt like it to be honest. I dont know what the big deal is... I couldnt get off.

Whoa... tell me the story.. how did it accidentally happen.. and did you just think about for a minute and let him continue?

 

[Bikini Mod]

Whoa... tell me the story.. how did it accidentally happen.. and did you just think about for a minute and let him continue?

Well, he was getting me from the rear on my side and it was in the wrong "spot" but I was feeling naughty so I let him continue. I have been wanting to do it like that FOREVER because it is supposed to be so good. Anway, we did it and he got off but I couldn't... not even with the vibrator on my clit.

 

[Lestat]

Well, he was getting me from the rear on my side and it was in the wrong "spot" but I was feeling naughty so I let him continue. I have been wanting to do it like that FOREVER because it is supposed to be so good. Anway, we did it and he got off but I couldn't... not even with the vibrator on my clit.

so its not even worth trying again? was he into it? condom or no condom? what did it feel like? is he big?

 

[vinylgroover]

lol @ lestat

E, how did it slip in by accident?......if you are as tight as you say you are, it would have taken some force lol

 

[Mr. Black]

not even with the vibrator on my clit.

Stuff inside your twat next time...

 

[Bikini Mod]

so its not even worth trying again? was he into it? condom or no condom? what did it feel like? is he big?

Honestly, no... it just does nothing for me.

It felt wierd, not sexy at all. I mean it felt good but then so does taking a good shit... nothing to write home about.

No, he is not big at all THANK GOD!

I am a very small girl and even "average" sized men hurt me.

Now me climbing on top .... THAT is a wholenuther story. I have NEVER liked to be on top. But for some reason he is "just right" when I am there... so I hold on to his little belly and go to town! heheheheheee

 

[superqt4u2nv]

There she is!!!

How have you been?.... and our friend? I've not heard from him in quite awhile.

You will have to fill me in sometime. Please..... I think of him often and hope that he is well.

I haven't talked to him in sometime still posts but I think things are going well for him at least that is what I hope. OMG email him for pics of his daughter she is the cutest little thing.

Life is good for me love the company I am working for now. Training hard and started competing. My ass looks fantastic but I lost all my boobage. I am getting implants though

 

[Lestat]

Honestly, no... it just does nothing for me.

It felt wierd, not sexy at all. I mean it felt good but then so does taking a good shit... nothing to write home about.

No, he is not big at all THANK GOD!

I am a very small girl and even "average" sized men hurt me.

Now me climbing on top .... THAT is a wholenuther story. I have NEVER liked to be on top. But for some reason he is "just right" when I am there... so I hold on to his little belly and go to town! heheheheheee

sounds hot, too bad he's not gonna get the ass anymore though....

what about him slipping a finger in while getting you doggy style, does that do anything for you

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Honestly, no... it just does nothing for me.

It felt wierd, not sexy at all. I mean it felt good but then so does taking a good shit... nothing to write home about.

No, he is not big at all THANK GOD!

I am a very small girl and even "average" sized men hurt me.

Now me climbing on top .... THAT is a wholenuther story. I have NEVER liked to be on top. But for some reason he is "just right" when I am there... so I hold on to his little belly and go to town! heheheheheee

 

[Bikini Mod]

lol @ lestat

E, how did it slip in by accident?......if you are as tight as you say you are, it would have taken some force lol

No, I didn't say it slipped in by accident. What I meant to say was that he started to try to penetrate me in the rear by accident and I allowed it. It hurt a bit but there was so much lube because I was so wet that it was ok. I didn't like it. I mean, for a change if he likes on occasion we can do it like that, but I certainly wont be asking.

He can fuck like a rabbit. I swear it. If I wasnt there, I would not have believed it... but it is all knew so there so much discovery ahead. I am truly looking forward to knowing so much more about him and his world.

 

[Bikini Mod]

sounds hot, too bad he's not gonna get the ass anymore though....

what about him slipping a finger in while getting you doggy style, does that do anything for you

The only time I like getting a finger up my ass is if I am sitting on a man's face and even then I have to be feeling VERY naughty.

Other than that, I dont get the deal. I mean, my pussy is ALWAYS wet so why a man would want to mess with my ass is beyond me.

 

[Lestat]

No, I didn't say it slipped in by accident. What I meant to say was that he started to try to penetrate me in the rear by accident and I allowed it. It hurt a bit but there was so much lube because I was so wet that it was ok. I didn't like it. I mean, for a change if he likes on occasion we can do it like that, but I certainly wont be asking.

He can fuck like a rabbit. I swear it. If I wasnt there, I would not have believed it... but it is all knew so there so much discovery ahead. I am truly looking forward to knowing so much more about him and his world.

i wish all women thought like you, very open minded. chick like SuperQT never give up the ass!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

I haven't talked to him in sometime still posts but I think things are going well for him at least that is what I hope. OMG email him for pics of his daughter she is the cutest little thing.

Life is good for me love the company I am working for now. Training hard and started competing. My ass looks fantastic but I lost all my boobage. I am getting implants though

Good to hear, will email soon.

And I am happy to hear that you are doing well too...

New boobage? LOL I am due for a new set soon m'self.

 

[Lestat]

The only time I like getting a finger up my ass is if I am sitting on a man's face and even then I have to be feeling VERY naughty.

Other than that, I dont get the deal. I mean, my pussy is ALWAYS wet so why a man would want to mess with my ass is beyond me.

i have a boner right now

 

[Bikini Mod]

i wish all women thought like you, very open minded. chick like SuperQT never give up the ass!!

Generally older women are....

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Good to hear, will email soon.

And I am happy to hear that you are doing well too...

New boobage? LOL I am due for a new set soon m'self.

You should head north for it if you can we have silcon gel up here the look and feel great

 

[Bikini Mod]

i have a boner right now

LOL I have to go now... Mr Big and Gorgeous will be waiting but alas he will end his night frustrated.

Serioulsy, fill me in on REAL EF cybergossip!

(Before this thread gets moved to the BTS board!!!!)

 

[stilleto]

Sunday... it was in the hot tub at my honey's estate.

will he be joining you on your date tonight?

 

[Bikini Mod]

You should head north for it if you can we have silcon gel up here the look and feel great

DO TELL!!!

Silicone is THE ONLY replacement I will consider. Mine are coming up on their 10 year date so I will have to replace them soon.

 

[Bikini Mod]

will he be joining you on your date tonight?

Nope, he is too far away.... several thousand miles.

As I stated before, the guy I am going out with and I will remain friends (if he would like).

I haven't made a SPOKEN commitment to anyone yet. But I will most likely make one very soon to "the honey".

Mr Big and Gorgeous waited too long to make his move and now it is too late.

 

[Lestat]

LOL I have to go now... Mr Big and Gorgeous will be waiting but alas he will end his night frustrated.

Serioulsy, fill me in on REAL EF cybergossip!

(Before this thread gets moved to the BTS board!!!!)

I'll see if I can remember anything. Thanks for the stimulating conversation!

 

[Bikini Mod]

I'll see if I can remember anything. Thanks for the stimulating conversation!

You dont have to thank me, bor. You know me, ALWAYS good for a chubby!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

DO TELL!!!

Silicone is THE ONLY replacement I will consider. Mine are coming up on their 10 year date so I will have to replace them soon.

Gel implants
This is where I am getting my consult done.

 

[Lestat]

Generally older women are....

so there is still hope for SuperQT in the future then.. NICE!

 

[Raptorex]

Why did I just feel like I read an interview with a Pornstar?

 

[Lestat]

Why did I just feel like I read an interview with a Pornstar?

it was that good.. rights fuckin on!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

so there is still hope for SuperQT in the future then.. NICE!

LOL

 

[Lestat]

LOL

I kinda imagine that one day you'll be all about the ass... full on pounding.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I kinda imagine that one day you'll be all about the ass... full on pounding.

I am saving anal for marriage

 

[Raptorex]

it was that good.. rights fuckin on!

Have you considered a career with Penthouse?

 

[Lestat]

Have you considered a career with Penthouse?

I've thought about it, that'd be awesome.

 

[Lestat]

I am saving anal for marriage

Wooooooohooooooooo

i think anal for women is like spicy food.. coffee etc.

When you are young.. coffee = lots of cream and sugar
when you are older.... coffee = straight up black and strong

When you are young food = bland, very little spice
When you are older.. food = Spiced up! hot salsas, etc

When you are young = only give up the safe, warm, pain free pussy
When you are older.. = pound ever fucking hole i've got until it bleeds!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Wooooooohooooooooo

i think anal for women is like spicy food.. coffee etc.

When you are young.. coffee = lots of cream and sugar
when you are older.... coffee = straight up black and strong

When you are young food = bland, very little spice
When you are older.. food = Spiced up! hot salsas, etc

When you are young = only give up the safe, warm, pain free pussy
When you are older.. = pound ever fucking hole i've got until it bleeds!

Hmm I already love spicey food


Ok I am out for the night.

 

[Lestat]

Hmm I already love spicey food


Ok I am out for the night.

you'll soon love the stiffy in the ass

 

[Bikini Mod]

Wooooooohooooooooo

i think anal for women is like spicy food.. coffee etc.

When you are young.. coffee = lots of cream and sugar
when you are older.... coffee = straight up black and strong

When you are young food = bland, very little spice
When you are older.. food = Spiced up! hot salsas, etc

When you are young = only give up the safe, warm, pain free pussy
When you are older.. = pound ever fucking hole i've got until it bleeds!

Ummmmm


no


I take my coffee light with cream and no sugar.
I have ALWAYS loved spicey foods but they have NEVER liked me.
The only reason I let a man near my ass is because I have heard ad nauseum how "great" anal is. Ummmmm it AIN'T.

I am not now nor have I EVER been into pounding of any sort. Remember? I kicked my ex to the curb after he beat me the first time... didn't give him a second chance.

I dont now nor have I EVER enjoyed pain of any sort. One of the reasons why I don't prefer men with more than average-sized cocks - THEY HURT ME pure and simple.





Sorry to ruin the fantasy kind sir, but a woman's age has nothing to do with her enjoyment of pain (or lack thereof).

 

[wootoom]

holy shit

 

[needtogetaas]

wow

 

[wootoom]

LOL@hotzies bomb message on needto.lololol

 

[Lestat]

Ummmmm


no


I take my coffee light with cream and no sugar.
I have ALWAYS loved spicey foods but they have NEVER liked me.
The only reason I let a man near my ass is because I have heard ad nauseum how "great" anal is. Ummmmm it AIN'T.

I am not now nor have I EVER been into pounding of any sort. Remember? I kicked my ex to the curb after he beat me the first time... didn't give him a second chance.

I dont now nor have I EVER enjoyed pain of any sort. One of the reasons why I don't prefer men with more than average-sized cocks - THEY HURT ME pure and simple.





Sorry to ruin the fantasy kind sir, but a woman's age has nothing to do with her enjoyment of pain (or lack thereof).

Why is it that the older you get the more likely you are to take it in the pooper then?

 

[Bikini Mod]

OK... I am back.

WHERE's THE FUCKIN' DEALIO?!

Fill me in people.... Fill me in, I say!!




*bats eyelashes coquettishly*
tee-hee

 

[superqt4u2nv]

OK... I am back.

WHERE's THE FUCKIN' DEALIO?!

Fill me in people.... Fill me in, I say!!




*bats eyelashes coquettishly*
tee-hee

Let see AAP AIN"T GAY.

Lestat and swastea hooked up

Several peeps have been band then unband. (I guess the call them time outs for not playing nice.)

Lots of very cool peeps have stop posting.

Your really haven't missed to much to be honest. LOL

 

[Bikini Mod]

Dammit Lestat!

I knew it would only be a matter of time before some weisenheimer power hungry mod moved this shit over here!!!

LOL

 

[Lestat]

Let see AAP AIN"T GAY.

Lestat and swastea hooked up

Several peeps have been band then unband. (I guess the call them time outs for not playing nice.)

Lots of very cool peeps have stop posting.

Your really haven't missed to much to be honest. LOL

what cool peopel stopped posting?

 

[Spartacus]

OK... I am back.

WHERE's THE FUCKIN' DEALIO?!

Fill me in people.... Fill me in, I say!!




*bats eyelashes coquettishly*
tee-hee

what you just wake up?

 

[H_T_]

i used to have the biggest crush on him

did you see he got arrested yesterday?

 

[Bikini Mod]

did you see he got arrested yesterday?

Who was that kid by the way?

 

[Spartacus]

get your ass over to C&C
me got an erection